In just a few moments, Emma Watson is gonna interview a nanny.

再過幾分鐘，艾瑪華森將要面試一位保母

But the nanny isn't for her kid

不過並非為了她的小孩而要應徵保母

'Cause she doesn't have any kid.

因為她沒有小孩

The nanny is for her.

這保母是她自己需要的

Emma, can you hear what I am saying?

艾瑪，妳聽得到我在說話嗎？

- Yes, I can hear what you were saying. - Wonderful. Okay.

- 是的，我聽得到妳在說話 - 非常好，Ok

So our nanny is walking close to the door.

我們的保母正走向門口

Open the door and go

開門並且說

Eewhoo, I am waiting for you.

唷呼，我正在等妳

Eewhoo, I am waiting for you.

唷呼，我正在等妳

- Please come in and sit wherever you want.

- 請進，隨便坐

Please come in and sit wherever you want.

請進，隨便坐

Okay, thank you so much.

Ok，非常感謝妳

- Um, interesting choice.

- 嗯，很有趣的選擇

Um, interesting choice.

嗯，很有趣的選擇

Oh, where do you want me to sit?

喔，妳希望我坐哪裡呢？

- No no no, that's fine.

- 不不不，沒關係

- No, that's fine. - okay.

- 不，沒關係 - OK

- You know, I assumed someone told you about the position.

- 妳知道，我預設有人已經告訴妳關於這份工作的內容

I assumed someone told you about this position.

我預設有人已經告訴妳關於這份工作的內容

Yes.

是的

- Okay, so I'm looking for a nanny.

- OK，所以我想要找一位保母

- Okay, so I'm looking for a nanny. - Okay.

- OK，所以我想要找一位保母 - OK

- But here's the thing.

- 不過重點是

- But here's the thing. - Okay.

- 不過重點是 - OK

- You'd be my nanny.

- 妳要當我的保母

You'd be my nanny.

妳要當我的保母

- I got the idea while I was watching the 'Bachelor'

- 我是看了影集《單身漢》之後產生此想法

I got the idea, I was watching the 'Bachelor'

我看了影集《單身漢》，產生此想法

Oh my gosh. Corinne?

喔我的天啊，康妮？

- Yes, exactly!

- 沒錯，正是她！

Yes, exactly!

沒錯，正是她！

And I was like, that's so awesome!

我覺得這超棒的！

- Yes. That's what I thought too!

- 是的，我也是那樣想！

That's what I thought too!

我也是那樣想！

- I started saying ‘vagine,’ too.

[ 註：改編自陰道 ] - 我也開始會說「vagine」

I started saying ‘vagine,’ too.

我也開始會說「vagine」

- Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.

- 告訴我一些關於你的事

Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.

告訴我一些關於你的事

Ok, well, I've been,

OK，嗯，我

I lived in Texas before.

我之前住在德州

- And then I moved to... - Alright, cut her off. I got it.

- 接著我搬到... - 好，打斷她，我明白了

- Wait. I got it. - Yeah, I got it. I got it.

- 等等，我明白了 - 好的，我明白了，我明白了

- Back to me. - Sorry. Back to me.

- 輪回到我 - 抱歉，輪回到我

- So, I'm very particular.

我非常特殊

I'm very particular.

我非常特殊

- I don't like crusts on sandwiches.

- 我不喜歡三明治的麵包外皮

I don't like crusts on sandwiches.

我不喜歡三明治的麵包外皮

- Don't like milk, but I like Red Bull.

- 不喜歡牛奶，但我喜歡紅牛

- I don't like milk, but I like Red Bull. - Okay.

- 我不喜歡牛奶，但我喜歡紅牛 - OK

- You know what, I like to go party alone.

- 妳知道嗎，我喜歡獨自參加派對

- I like to go party alone. - Okay.

- 我喜歡獨自參加派對 - OK

- I don’t need you to help me potty - I don’t need you to help me potty.

[ 註："便盆" 音近似於派對 ] - 但我不需要妳幫我使用便盆 - 但我不需要妳幫我使用便盆

- But I wanted to be like family. - But I wanted us to be like family.

- 但我希望能像家人一樣 - 但我希望我們像家人

- And the family that laughs together, stays together.

- 而且是能一同大笑，陪伴彼此的家人

And the family that laughs together, stays together.

而且是能一同大笑，陪伴彼此的家人

- Start laughing. Start laughing.

- 開始大笑，開始大笑

- Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

- 繼續，繼續，繼續

- Keep going. Keep laughing.

- 繼續，繼續大笑

- Exactly.

- 沒錯

- Keep going.

- 繼續

- Keep laughing.

- 繼續大笑

- Keep going.

- 繼續

- Keep laughing.

- 繼續大笑

- Keep laughing. Get crazy with the laughter.

- 繼續大笑，笑到快瘋掉

- Alright, just stop and stare.

- 好，停下來並看著她

- Now just stop and stare at her.

- 現在就停下來然後盯著她看

- I wanted to be able to trust you with my secret.

- 我希望能信任妳，會保守我的秘密

I wanted to be able to trust you with my secret.

我希望能信任妳，會保守我的秘密

- So I'm gonna tell you something right now.

- 所以我現在要告訴你一些事情

So I'm gonna tell you something right now

所以我現在要告訴你一些事情

- I've never told anyone. - that I've never told anyone.

- 我從來沒跟任何人說過 - 我從來沒跟任何人說過

Okay.

OK

Please believe me.

請相信我

- Now just start crying.

- 現在開始哭

- My finger hurts.

- 我的手指好痛

- My finger really hurts.

- 我的手指真的好痛

- It's an owie.

- 這好痛喔

It's an owie.

- 這好痛喔

- Pull your finger out. Make it better.

- 伸出妳的手指，讓它好一點

- Can you make it better?

妳能讓它舒服一點嗎？

- See that was a test. You did very well.

- 我是在測試妳，妳做得很好

- That was a test. You did well. - Oh. I was like I don't see!

- 我是在測試妳，妳做得很好 - 噢我才在想說我不明白！

- Hold on. What time is it?

- 等等，現在幾點？

Hold on. What time is it?

等等，現在幾點？

4:27

4:27

- It's snack time.

- 現在是點心時間

It's snack time.

現在是點心時間

Snack time?

點心時間？

- Open up the cabinet under the...go to the cabinet. - A treat?

- 打開櫃子，走到櫃子前 - 甜點嗎？

- There's a lollipop in there.

- 裡面有支棒棒糖

- It's under the coffee pot. Alright. - Wow!

- 在咖啡機下方 - 哇噢！

- Alright, good.

- 很好

- Take a...licks on it.

- 舔一下

- Offer to her.

給她吃

No, thanks.

不用了，謝謝

I don't need candy.

我不想吃

- Hey, I just remember that I need to text someone. - I was, when I was...

- OK，我突然想到我要傳簡訊給某人

Hey, I just remember that I need to...text someone.

我突然想到我要傳簡訊給某人

Oh, your phone is over here. Do you want me to grab it for you?

妳的手機在那邊，需要我幫妳拿嗎？

- Act like you're looking at a text.

假裝妳在看簡訊，然後說

- And go 'no, no, no, no.'

不不不不

- No, no, no, no. NO NO! - NO NO NO NO NO!

- 不不不不 - 不不不不！

- Throw the phone. Throw the phone. No

- 摔手機，摔手機，說不

NO!

不！

You need help or anything?

妳需要幫忙嗎？

- And just look at the mirror.

- 看著鏡子

- And say 'Mirror mirror on the wall.'

- 說「魔鏡啊魔鏡」

Mirror mirror on the wall.

魔鏡啊魔鏡

- Who's the best little girl of them all?

- 誰是世界上最可愛的小女孩

Who's the best little girl of them all?

誰是世界上最可愛的小女孩

- You are, Emma. You are.

- 艾瑪，是妳，是妳

You are, Emma.

艾瑪，是妳

You are.

是妳

- Here's one more thing I think you should know.

- 有件事情我覺得必須讓妳知道

There's one more thing I think you should know.

有件事情我覺得必須讓妳知道

- I'm not looking for a nanny.

- 我沒有要雇用保母

I'm not looking for a nanny.

我沒有要雇用保母

- Okay, I was like, is this a joke or not? - You're on...

OK，我在想說這是玩笑還是怎樣

- Yes, you're on The Ellen Show right now.

是的，妳現在正在艾倫秀節目中

You're on The Ellen Show.

妳上了艾倫秀

Oh my god!

喔我的天啊

- I'm so confused. - I'm so sorry!

- 我超疑惑 - 我很抱歉！