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  • Q: Here we go!

  • Today, we are at Islands of Adventure

  • riding the amazing Jurassic Park River Adventure.

  • MURR: While we're on the ride,

  • the other guys will be telling us

  • bizarre things to say to the other boat riders.

  • SAL: And if you refuse to say anything, you lose.

  • Ta-da!

  • [Laughter]

  • JOE: He looks like he's animatronic. MURR: I know.

  • Q: You know, this is my tourist look.

  • I'm looking like a sweet tourist right now.

  • SAL: You look like a guy that camps out on line

  • and comes here every single day.

  • MAN: All right, everybody.

  • The bar's gonna go all the way down.

  • Joe: All right, the bar is down.

  • The game begins. Here we go, buddy.

  • SAL: One more ride, and it's night-night forever.

  • Q: One more ride,

  • and it's night-night forever for me, you know?

  • [Laughter]

  • MURR: One down.

  • Here we go.

  • JOE: Now you want to clap coming through the door.

  • You want to clap coming through the door.

  • Look at him!

  • [Laughter]

  • Oh, my God.

  • MURR: Q, say, "Sure.

  • Dinosaur bites someone, everyone cheers.

  • I do it and get slapped with restraining orders."

  • Q: Look at that.

  • A dinosaur bites someone, everybody cheers.

  • I bite one, and the cops get involved.

  • [Laughter]

  • MURR: All right, Q, to the girl to your right,

  • I want you to say,

  • "You shouldn't show so much skin in public."

  • Q: I can't say that.

  • Joe: Oh, and that does it!

  • No! No! Q!

  • And you sunk the boat!

  • [Buzzer]

  • SAL: I have a little surprise today, guys. - All right.

  • I'm not gonna go today.

  • - What? - I have my friend

  • Matthew Lewis, from the "Harry Potter" movies,

  • filling in for me today. - Yes!

  • I finally get a break!

  • Q: Ah, you learned.

  • You're bringing a ringer, eh?

  • JOE: You're taking his place?

  • You think this is a good choice?

  • Look at how nice he is.

  • MATTHEW: I don't think it's a good choice.

  • No, don't say that.

  • I'm putting my faith in you. - We'll see.

  • SAL: All right, you got it.

  • It's all up here, okay?

  • I love you.

  • Q: There he goes.

  • MATTHEW: I'm gonna make it look easy.

  • [Laughter]

  • All aboard. Here we go, buddy.

  • MURR: We want you to clap really big

  • when the doors open.

  • [Laughter]

  • Turn to the girl and say,

  • "I wasn't always this hot. Soak it in."

  • You know, I wasn't always this hot.

  • You should soak it in.

  • [Laughter]

  • Look at her face! Look at her face!

  • JOE: They hate you! They absolutely hate you!

  • MURR: Matt, turn to the guy to your left and say,

  • "Can I smell your hair?"

  • Can I smell your hair?

  • No, no.

  • That's a good call.

  • [Laughter]

  • JOE: In the U.K.,

  • this boat would be on the other side of the river.

  • [Laughter]

  • Matthew: You know, in the U.K.,

  • this boat would be on the other side of the river.

  • - Really? - Yeah.

  • MURR: So stupid. MATTHEW: We do it the right way, you see.

  • [Laughter]

  • Q: That's why the pound is worth more than the dollar.

  • That's why the pound

  • is worth more than the dollar, you know?

  • 'Cause we do it that way.

  • [Laughter]

  • ~ You are entering the raptor containment area. ~

  • MURR: Apologies, I should have showered.

  • [Laughter]

  • To the whole boat, to the whole boat.

  • And then after you say

  • "Apologies, I should have showered,"

  • I want you to shout out "Hashtag: Stank!".

  • [Laughter]

  • Apologies, guys, I should have showered.

  • Hashtag: Stank!

  • SAL: Yes!

  • JOE: Matthew Lewis for the win. Q: Wow.

  • JOE: Sal, you made a great choice, buddy. MURR: Well done.

Q: Here we go!

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馬修-劉易斯談《不切實際的玩笑》S06E13普世吸引力 (Matthew Lewis on Impractical Jokers S06E13 Universal Appeal)

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