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Q: Here we go!
Today, we are at Islands of Adventure
riding the amazing Jurassic Park River Adventure.
MURR: While we're on the ride,
the other guys will be telling us
bizarre things to say to the other boat riders.
SAL: And if you refuse to say anything, you lose.
Ta-da!
[Laughter]
JOE: He looks like he's animatronic. MURR: I know.
Q: You know, this is my tourist look.
I'm looking like a sweet tourist right now.
SAL: You look like a guy that camps out on line
and comes here every single day.
MAN: All right, everybody.
The bar's gonna go all the way down.
Joe: All right, the bar is down.
The game begins. Here we go, buddy.
SAL: One more ride, and it's night-night forever.
Q: One more ride,
and it's night-night forever for me, you know?
[Laughter]
MURR: One down.
Here we go.
JOE: Now you want to clap coming through the door.
You want to clap coming through the door.
Look at him!
[Laughter]
Oh, my God.
MURR: Q, say, "Sure.
Dinosaur bites someone, everyone cheers.
I do it and get slapped with restraining orders."
Q: Look at that.
A dinosaur bites someone, everybody cheers.
I bite one, and the cops get involved.
[Laughter]
MURR: All right, Q, to the girl to your right,
I want you to say,
"You shouldn't show so much skin in public."
Q: I can't say that.
Joe: Oh, and that does it!
No! No! Q!
And you sunk the boat!
[Buzzer]
SAL: I have a little surprise today, guys. - All right.
I'm not gonna go today.
- What? - I have my friend
Matthew Lewis, from the "Harry Potter" movies,
filling in for me today. - Yes!
I finally get a break!
Q: Ah, you learned.
You're bringing a ringer, eh?
JOE: You're taking his place?
You think this is a good choice?
Look at how nice he is.
MATTHEW: I don't think it's a good choice.
No, don't say that.
I'm putting my faith in you. - We'll see.
SAL: All right, you got it.
It's all up here, okay?
I love you.
Q: There he goes.
MATTHEW: I'm gonna make it look easy.
[Laughter]
All aboard. Here we go, buddy.
MURR: We want you to clap really big
when the doors open.
[Laughter]
Turn to the girl and say,
"I wasn't always this hot. Soak it in."
You know, I wasn't always this hot.
You should soak it in.
[Laughter]
Look at her face! Look at her face!
JOE: They hate you! They absolutely hate you!
MURR: Matt, turn to the guy to your left and say,
"Can I smell your hair?"
Can I smell your hair?
No, no.
That's a good call.
[Laughter]
JOE: In the U.K.,
this boat would be on the other side of the river.
[Laughter]
Matthew: You know, in the U.K.,
this boat would be on the other side of the river.
- Really? - Yeah.
MURR: So stupid. MATTHEW: We do it the right way, you see.
[Laughter]
Q: That's why the pound is worth more than the dollar.
That's why the pound
is worth more than the dollar, you know?
'Cause we do it that way.
[Laughter]
~ You are entering the raptor containment area. ~
MURR: Apologies, I should have showered.
[Laughter]
To the whole boat, to the whole boat.
And then after you say
"Apologies, I should have showered,"
I want you to shout out "Hashtag: Stank!".
[Laughter]
Apologies, guys, I should have showered.
Hashtag: Stank!
SAL: Yes!
JOE: Matthew Lewis for the win. Q: Wow.
JOE: Sal, you made a great choice, buddy. MURR: Well done.