and some pressure.

和一點壓力

- [Keith] Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup. - [Dr. Rettig] OK, here we go.

（凱斯）阿、阿 、阿 、阿 、阿 。 （瑞汀醫師）OK，行了

- [Keith] Oh, oh. - [Dr. Rettig] And there's your prostate.

（凱斯）喔、 喔 。 （瑞迪醫師）這就是你的攝護腺

(upbeat instrumental music)

（快樂的音樂）

- Movember is this thing that helps raise

這是由「小鬍子」基金會舉辦的活動

money and awareness for prostate cancer.

用來募集資金及幫助大家認識攝護腺癌

- Movember's a great organization,

這是一個很棒的基金會

we're not growing mustaches, we're doing one better.

我們不留鬍子，但是我們要做一件更棒的事

- And it involves the finger.

就是和手指

- Butt stuff.

與肛門有關

- Today we are gonna get our prostates

今天要由專業醫生來檢查

examined by a medical professional.

我們的攝護腺

- I'm grateful for the opportunity to raise awareness

我很感謝有機會參與這個活動來提升大家對攝護腺癌的認識

for this thing and if we can make some people smile

如果能幫助大家在檢查過程感覺輕鬆自在

along the way, that's great.

那就太棒了

- Prostate exam.

攝護腺檢查

So, prostate cancer is the most commonly diagnosed

攝護腺癌是美國男性被診斷出

cancer amongst men in the United States.

最普遍的一種癌症

- Approximately 14% of men will be diagnosed

大約有百分之十四的男性

with prostate cancer at some point in their lifetime.

在不同年齡層被診斷出攝護腺癌

- Oh no!

噢 不

- My grandfather died from colon cancer

我爺爺死於大腸癌

and something that could potentially affect me.

我的身體可能潛伏著相同基因

- It rarely occurs in men under 50.

大腸癌很少發生在五十歲下的男性

- Oh.

噢

- I don't actively think about being susceptible to cancer.

我不認為我會得癌症

It's not in my family, I'm a young person

我沒有家人得過癌症。我很年輕

who can take on the world.

有雄心壯志

- Testicular cancer is a cancer that the Try Guys

睪丸癌是網紅「Try Guys」

need to worry about, because testicular cancer

他們應該要擔心的，因為睪丸癌

is the most common cancer amongst men age 20 to 40.

是 20-40 歲的男性最常見的癌症

- I only came in here for prostate,

我來這裡只是要檢查攝護腺

I didn't know we were gonna be doing nut feeling, too.

沒想到有像白癡的感覺

I didn't know I had to worry about this.

因為還有哪麼多種癌症要擔心

- Don't call it nut feeling. (laughing)

別說這是白癡的感覺 （笑聲）

- [Voiceover] It's not nut feeling.

﹝旁白﹞那不是白癡的感覺

- Well, that's what it--

那是..

Is that what it is?

就是這種感覺嗎？

- Yeah.

耶

(beeps)

（嗶）

- But, it's for a good cause.

不過這是一個好理由

- The mustache is a way to get men to have a conversation.

蓄小鬍子是男性間很好的話題

We made it fun to talk about a very serious set of issues.

然後我們可輕鬆地聊一些嚴肅的議題

- Why do you think men have such

你認為男性在討論這個有關健康的議題時

a problem talking about health?

為什麼會面有難色？

- I think it stems from masculinity

我認為是源自於男性主義

and this concept of man-up.

和要表現男子氣概有關

I remember when I was growing up, you know,

我記得我在青少年的那個階段

you broke a finger, you just kind of

如果手指斷了

threw some duct tape on it.

就隨便纏個膠布來表示男子漢氣概

It's a cultural thing, it's getting past or redefining

這是文化上的問題，在於我們要超越或是重新定義

what it means to be a man.

什麼是「男子漢」

- If it takes just one finger up the butt to find out

如果只需一根手指伸入你的肛門就可以知道

a life or death situation, stick the whole hand up my butt.

攸關生死的事，何樂而不為呢

- We're gonna trust this doctor to take care of us,

我們必須信任醫生會照顧我們

take (laughing) real good care of us.

會「好好的照顧」我們

Should we do the testicular exam first

要不要先檢查一下睪丸

or go straight for the goal?

還是直搗黃龍？

- We'll do both of them at the same time. - [Voiceover] Oh, OK.

我們兩樣檢查會同時進行

- [Keith] Same time? - [Ned] What?

（凱斯）同時？（奈德）什麼？

It's like a?

就像是？

- Sequentially, with one--

─ 有點像一個連續動作，用一根‧‧‧ ─

(laughs)

（笑聲）

(instrumental music)

（音樂）

- Oh my god, it's not what I expected at all (laughs).

喔老天，完全不識想像的那樣（笑聲）

- So, we're gonna do the genitourinary exam.

我們將要做的是泌尿系統檢查

I'm gonna exam your testicles.

我要檢查你的睪丸

To see if there's any abnormality.

看看是否正常

OK, we ready? - [Ned] Hope there's not, yeah, I'm ready.

準備好了嗎？ （奈德）希望沒問題，我準備好了

- OK, I think it's a good idea starting at about age 20

我認為20歲到40歲的人

to age 40 to do a self-exam every month.

每個月都應該做自我檢查

- Ya hear that YouTube?

收看YouTube的人你們聽到了嗎？

- Touch them nuts.

觸摸他們的堅果（攝護腺形狀像核桃）

The testicular exam was nothing.

檢查睪丸沒什麼大不了的

- He just felt the top of the ball,

醫生只是在蛋蛋的上方摸一摸

which I didn't realize there was a top of the ball.

我以前還不知道蛋蛋有上方下方之分

(coughs)

（咳嗽）

- And the left one feels just fine.

左邊的摸起來很正常

- Do I need to cough?

我需要咳嗽嗎？

- [Voiceover] Just a stranger touching your nuts.

（旁白）只是一個陌生人在摸你的蛋蛋而已

- As does the right one, great.

右邊的這顆也很正常

- Nice, phew.

太好了

- So let's move on to the digital rectal exam.

接下來做肛門指診

- Never had anything up my butt, well--

從沒被別人用手指伸進肛門

- Men that are age 25 to 40 have to get their nuts felt

25到40歲男性應該檢查睪丸

and men that are age 50 or older

50歲或更老的男性

have to get their butts poked.

應該做肛門指診

- That's basically right, yup.

基本上你說的沒錯

- So 40 to 50, those are the golden years.

所以40到50歲就是免檢查的黃金歲月

(laughs)

（笑聲）

- Lie on your side with your right side down.

面朝右邊側躺

Bring your knees up a bit to expose your bottom, OK?

膝蓋微彎讓我可以看到你的肛門，好嗎？

- Bottom exposed.

小菊花來見客了

- Don't some people bend over?

有沒有人用彎腰的？

- Yeah, that can be done also.

行，那樣也可以檢查

You can just stand up and lean over

你先站好然後向先屈身

and put your elbows on the table.

將手肘放在檢查檯上

- Has anyone done, like, missionary style?

有沒有人用趴著的方式檢查？

- The doctor had us lay on our sides,

醫師叫我們側躺

Eugene, of course, bent over because he's Eugene.

尤金選擇用彎腰的方式

- I think it goes deeper when you do doggie-style.

我認為趴著的話醫生可以檢查到更裡面一點

- And he poured a ton of lube on that finger.

然後他在手指上塗滿潤滑油

- It wasn't anything sexual, he's a doctor.

他是醫生，所以別想歪了

- He pressed his finger up against my delightful anus.

他手指朝上伸進我的肛門

- Oh. - [Dr. Rettig] Some pressure.

（瑞迪醫師）我要用點力喔

- And then just went--

接著就像這樣‧‧‧

(shooting noise)

（射擊聲）

- [Voiceover] He was in the butt.

（旁白）手指伸進肛門了

- Oh my god.

歐買尬

Oh my god.

歐買尬

- And then he said, "OK, we're going."

然後他說：「很好，我們繼續喔」

And then, boom.

接著

- And it's nice and smooth.

很好，很順利

- Great.

太棒了

- He just plunged his finger deep inside my rectum.

他將手指伸入我的直腸

It was hill deep.

戳的有夠深的

- And, everything feels fine, normal, smooth.

一切很順利，很正常

- So that was, efficient.

這是很有效率的檢查

- [Voiceover] Super quick, very painless. - [Eugene] Oh, oh.

﹝旁白﹞超快的，一點也不痛。

Whoa, that was way deeper than I expected.

比我想像中的還要深好幾倍

Lubed up, in and out.

戳來戳去

- And you feel fine, all right.

你很正常，沒問題

- OK.

好

- And here's some tissue if you need it.

需要的話，這裡有面紙

- What do you say after you're penetrated

被一個帥哥戳了

by a handsome man?

你還能說什麼呢？

- I just had a finger up my butt.

我的肛門剛才被亂入了

- Well, you did a great job. (laughing)

你表現得很好 （笑聲）

- All in all, this was actually a really educational day.

總結一句，今天真學到了很多

- Now I know what I'm getting myself into

現在我知道我在做什麼

and it's really, it's not that bad.

其實沒那麼恐怖

- It's super harmless, it's super painless.

一點壞處都沒有，完全不痛

- Compare it to what women go through.

比起女性接受的檢查好多了

- Scraped in the vagina with metal stuff.

她們要被一個金屬器具伸進陰道刮取組織

- Every year?

每年要檢查一次？

Oh.

哇

- Cancer's not something you think about

癌症是你想像不到的

but then when you go in to get checked for cancer,

當你去做癌症篩檢

it's, it's really scary.

感覺真的很恐怖

- That was a lot of talking about cancer all at once,

所以大家都談癌色變

does that ever get difficult?

癌症會不會很難醫治？

- Of course it gets difficult taking care of patients

當然嚴重的癌症不好治

who have serious illness, but we do a good job sometimes

但是有時候我們也做的不錯

and these patients can live quite some time,

這些病人也活了很久

and sometimes they're even cured of their disease.

甚至有些人痊癒了

- Best thing for people to do, in terms of getting involved,

就參與的角度而言，大家可以做一件事

is go to Movember.com, sign up, get engaged,

就是去登入Movember.com，實際參與

understand what we're trying to do in the world,

了解我們在全世界想推動的工作

have a conversation with your friends and family,

和你的家族及朋友談談

and get a team started and raise a little money.

募集一點基金就可以推動整個計劃的進行

- I'm ready to go into the shower

我準備去洗澡了

and constantly feel my balls (laughs).

定時檢查我的蛋蛋（笑聲）

- But if you can, just grow the mustache.

如果你能的話，只要留小鬍子就好了(加入我們)

- Grow a mo and save a bro.

留鬍子，救蛋蛋

- I wanna thank Dr. Rettig and

我要謝謝瑞迪醫師

the UCLA Jonsson Comprehensive Cancer Center.

以及 UCLA 綜合癌症中心

- I'm grateful that we had the opportunity

我很感謝有這個機會

to spread awareness by spreading our cheeks.

推廣對癌症的認知

Can we go one more?

要不要再來一次

- [Voiceover] Lube for YouTube.

﹝旁白﹞趕快看YouTube

- [Voiceover] There it is.

（旁白）這就是了

(yells)

（歡呼）

- Nice job, guys.

大家都做的很好