Thank you, thank you

Did you have any idea?

No, I mean, you know Scott

"I sure do love a good surprise"

Ugh, I gotta get me a Southern boy

[Beep]

911, what's your emergency?

Please help me, he's killed everyone, I'm the only one left

What is your exact location?

75 Lemoyne Street in Echo Park

Please hurry oh my god please hurry

Okay, help is on the way. Who am I speaking with?

Emily, Emily Brookman

Okay Emily, I need you to stay on the line with me

Can you tell me what's going on?

My friend texted me from her date, she-she wanted me to pick her up, and I got here and-and

it was all dark and then I... I heard her screaming so, so I went in. And there were

all these girls, all these dead girls. And then I heard him walking in so I hid with

the bodies

How many bodies?

I don't know there were so many I couldn't tell. Please help me

[footsteps]

He's coming.

Okay, Emily, can you get to an exit?

No

Do you have anything you can use to defend yourself?

No

Okay, Emily, the police are on their way, they're almost there, okay? I need you to

stay on the line with me, okay?

We were supposed to go get french fries

What?

After bad dates, we go get french fries and orange soda and then we talk about how funny

these stories will be when we're married

[door creaks open]

Oh my god, he's here

[screams]

Well, well, well. I sure do love a good surprise

[screaming]

Oh my god, somebody please help me--

[line goes dead, dial tone]