@Wendys: What's the difference between Wendy's and McDonald's?

＠溫蒂：溫蒂和麥當勞最大的差別是什麼？

Wendy's: Quality.

溫蒂：品質

@Wendys: Can you find me the nearest McDonald's?

＠溫蒂：你可以幫我搜尋最近的麥當勞嗎？

Wendy's: (inserts a picture of a trash can)

溫蒂： (插入一張垃圾桶的圖)

@Wendys: My friend wants to go to McDonald's. What should I tell him?

＠溫蒂：我的朋友想要去麥當勞，我該跟他說什麼？

Wendy's: Find new friends.

溫蒂：去交新的朋友

@Wendys: Good morning. How did you sleep?

＠溫蒂：早安，你睡得好嗎？

Wendy's: Restaurants don't sleep.

溫蒂：餐廳不需要睡覺

Reply: You could've just said good and left it at that.

同一人回覆：你幹嘛不直接說「不錯」，隨便應付一下就好？

Wendy's: We aren't here to lie though.

溫蒂：我們不是來這裡說謊的

Why are you having a full-blown conversation?

你們為什麼要認真起來？

@Wendys: If I don't have a Wendy's at my location, what do I do?

溫蒂：如果我的住家附近沒有溫蒂，我該怎麼辦？

Wendy's: Move.

溫蒂：搬家

@Wendys: Your food is trash.

＠溫蒂：你的食物是垃圾

Wendy's: No, your opinion is, though.

溫蒂：不，你的意見才是垃圾

Wendy's: you had all the opportunity to grammar check that ass.

溫蒂：你明明有很多機會可以檢查文法

@Wendys: Help me with my geometry homework and I'll buy Wendy's instead of Jack in the Box.

＠溫蒂：幫我寫幾何學作業，我就去買你們的食物，不買 Jack in the Box (另一家速食餐廳)

Wendy's: x=9

溫蒂：x = 9

@Wendys: Who needs boys when you've got the Wendy's 4 for $4? Am I right, ladies?

溫蒂：有溫蒂的「四樣只要四元」優惠，誰還需要男生？我說的對嗎，女士們？

Wendy's: fries > guys

溫蒂：薯條 > 男生

Who is tweeting for Wendy's, man, for real? I thought that was a McDonald's fries.

到底是誰在幫溫蒂發文啊，說真的？不過我一直以為那個符號是麥當勞的薯條

@Wendys: Roast me.

＠溫蒂：嗆我啊

Wendy's: Get one of your 51 followers to roast you.

溫蒂：叫你 51 個追蹤者中的任何一人去嗆你就好了

@Wendys: I'm going to Burger King now.

＠溫蒂：我現在要去漢堡王

Wendy's: WHOOO cares?

溫蒂：關我什麼事？

@Wendys: Do you know of any good pick-up lines?

＠溫蒂：你知道任何好的搭訕台詞嗎？

Wendy's: You dropped your name tag. (inserts a picture of sugar packets)

溫蒂：妳掉了你的名牌 (插入一張糖包的圖，表示對方的名字是「甜心」)

@Wendys: Your food is pretty good. I have to ask, though: why are your burgers square as opposed to being circular?

＠溫蒂：你們的食物不錯，但我想問：為什麼你們的漢堡是方的而不是圓的？

That is a good question! Hold on. Let me see...

那是個好問題！等等，我看一下他們回答什麼 ...

Wendy's: We don't cut corners

溫蒂：我們不切角 (雙關：我們不偷工減料)

Wendy's is on fire in 2017!

溫蒂在 2017 年真的太嗆辣了！

@Wendys: What should I get from McDonald's?

＠溫蒂：我在麥當勞該點什麼？

Wendy's: Directions to the nearest Wendy's.

溫蒂：問店員要怎麼去最近的溫蒂

I'll not only give 162 retweets. Man, I would have been like...

我絕對不只給 162 的轉推，我會一直 ....

@Wendys: How much does a Big Mac cost?

＠溫蒂：一個大麥克多少錢？

Wendy's: Your dignity.

溫蒂：用你的自尊來付

@Wendys: Bet you won't follow me.

＠溫蒂：我賭你不會追蹤我

Wendy's: You won that bet.

溫蒂：你賭贏了

@Wendys: I'd rap battle Wendy's anytime, anywhere.

＠溫蒂：我隨時隨地都可以跟溫蒂比饒舌

Wendy's: We just filled up on Mom's spaghetti, and we're ready to battle.

溫蒂：我們剛吃完媽煮的義大利麵，已蓄勢待發

@Wendys: I'm at McDonald's. What do I get?

＠溫蒂：我正在麥當勞，我該點什麼？

Wendy's: You should get out of there as quickly as possible.

溫蒂：你該盡可能快步離開

possible...possible...(sings) possible

可能 ... 可能 ... (唱) 可能

@Wendys: My girlfriend doesn't love Wendy's. What should I do?

＠溫蒂：我的女朋友不喜歡溫蒂，我該怎麼做？

Wendy's: Might need some couple's therapy, to be honest.

溫蒂：老實說，你們可能需要去接受情侶諮商了

You could have just said, "break up with her." I would have said [that]. Let me tweet for Wendy's.

你應該說：「跟她分手」的，我就會那樣說，乾脆讓我來幫溫蒂回文好了

@Wendys: Who got more beef, Wendy's or Soulja Boy?

＠溫蒂：誰的牛肉比較多啊？你還是醬爆弟弟？

I'm about to check out what Wendy's said with this one. Hold on.

我要來看溫蒂回什麼了，等等

Wendy's: Well, our beef is fresh.

溫蒂：可以肯定的是，我們的牛肉是新鮮的

@Wendys: I'm going to Taco Bell. What do I get?

＠溫蒂：我正要去 Taco Bell (另一家速食餐廳)，我該點什麼？

Wendy's: Food from the wrong place.

溫蒂：你唯一可以吃到的是不該吃的食物

@Wendys: Why do y'all eat at Wendy's? Their nuggets and burgers ain't shit, smh (shaking my head).

＠溫蒂：為什麼大家都要在溫蒂吃？他們的雞塊和漢堡很爛誒，爛到不可思議

Wendy's: Delete your account.

溫蒂：把你的帳號砍了

Oh my god...

我的天啊 ...

All of this is 2017. We're only on the 6th day.

這些都是 2017 年的文誒，現在也才一月六號 ...

@Wendys: Hello. Is this the Krusty Krab?

＠溫蒂：你好，這裡是蟹堡王嗎？

Wendy's: No, this is Wendy's.

溫蒂：不，這裡是溫蒂

@Wendy's: BK (Burger King) for the win.

＠溫蒂：漢堡王比較酷

XXX, Wendy's. You're shaking.

XXX 溫蒂，你害怕了吼？

Wendy's: What did they win? A participation trophy?

溫蒂：他們贏在哪？參加獎？

Wait a minute...what kind of Twitter @ is that? A Morse code or something?

等一下，那是哪門子帳號啊？是摩斯密碼嗎？

@Wendys: I bet you won't give me free cheese burgers for a year.

＠溫蒂：我打賭你不會給我一年份的免費起司漢堡

Wendy's: You are correct.

溫蒂：你說對了

@Wendys: Send me a picture of how you look.

＠溫蒂：傳一張你的照片給我

You knew damn well Julius was trying to see what you really look like, Wendy, come on!

你明明就知道 Julius 是想要看你真正的樣子，溫蒂，真不夠意思！

Got any memes?

有任何可用的模因（經典圖/經典語句）嗎？

Now you look completely...

你現在看起來完全是 ...

Wendy's XX. I don't know what...who is tweeting for you?

溫蒂真的很 XX，我不知道 ... 是誰在發文啦？

@Wendys: Give me a Twitter bio.

＠溫蒂：幫我寫推特自介

Wendy's: "I asked a fast food restaurant to write my bio because it's 2017 and the world is weird."

溫蒂：「我叫一個速食餐廳幫我寫自介，因為現在是 2017 年，世界很怪。」

And he really put it in his bio!

然後他還真的放到自介裡了！

@Wendys: As a fellow social media manager, I'd just like to give a shoutout to the sm (social media) manager at Wendy's for killing the game.

＠溫蒂：同樣身為一個社群媒體經營者，我想要給予溫蒂帳號的經營者精神上的支持，實在太厲害了！

Wendy's: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wanye Gretzky -Michael Scott

溫蒂：美國影集角色 Michael Scott 引述冰上曲棍球運動員 Wanye Gretzky 的話：「你不投出的球，永遠不會進門。」

What?

蛤？

@Wendys: Can you help me out with some free Wendy's? It's for a group project.

＠溫蒂：你可以給我一些免費的食物嗎？我們做小組報告要用的

Wendy's: People out here calling lunch a "group project" now.

溫蒂：現在的人已經開始把午餐稱為「小組報告」了

@Wendys: I'm going to Burger King now.

＠溫蒂：我現在要去漢堡王

Wendy's: Now you're just punishing yourself.

溫蒂：你只是讓自己受苦而已

Man, it's getting dark in here, shit.

天色開始暗了

@Wendys: Did you hear Rally's has 4 for $3?

＠溫蒂：你知道 Rally's (另一家速食餐廳) 有「四樣只要三元」的優惠嗎？

Wendy's: I don't know her.

溫蒂：我不知道你說的是誰

This is why the beef has started, literally the beef,

我們現在要來看一切的源頭 — 牛肉，真的是牛肉

because someone called "Thuggy-D" on Twitter was talking about:

因為有一個叫做 Thuggy-D 的人在推特上寫：

@Wendys: Your beef is frozen and we all know it. Y'all know we laugh at your slogan "fresh, never frozen", right? Like you're really a joke.

＠溫蒂：我們大家都知道你們的牛肉是冷凍過的，你應該也知道我們看到你們的標語「新鮮的，絕不冷凍」都很想笑吧，你們真的是個笑話。

Wendy's coming back at him, talking about:

溫蒂回他：

Sorry to hear you think that! But you're wrong. We've only ever used fresh beef since we were founded in 1969.

你會那麼想，我感到很抱歉！但你錯了，我們從 1969 年成立以來就只用過新鮮牛肉

Reply: So you deliver it raw on a hot truck?

Thuggy-D 回覆：所以你們直接用熱烘烘的卡車運送生肉？

Wendy's: Where do you store cold things that aren't frozen?

溫蒂：你平常都把非冷凍的冷藏食物放哪？

Reply: Y'all should give up. McDonald's got you guys beat with the dope ass breakfast.

Thuggy-D 回覆：你們可以放棄了，麥當勞用超豪華的早餐就打敗你們了

Wendy's: You don't have to bring them into this just because you forgot refrigerators existed for a second there.

溫蒂：你不用扯到他們啦，只因為你剛剛一時忘記有「冰箱」這個東西

That is why this whole thing started. Over that.

這就是這部影片的源頭，那段對話

And they're not even on Twitter anymore!

然後那段對話竟然已經被刪除了！