What's up YouTube, today I'm gonna show you 10 toys from McDonald's.

廣大的YouTube看倌們好呀！今天要給各位獻上10個從麥當當搜刮來的小玩具！

That's right, McDonald's!

看倌們真的沒聽錯，是麥當當的！

Believe it or not, the other day I went to McDonald's, and I was like

跟你們說喔，就是啊我之前就去了麥當當，然後進去問他們

Hey, do you have any toys that you don't want

「你們這邊有沒有不要的玩具啊？」

Obviously believe it or not they gave me all these

然後想當然爾，他們店員就給了我這一堆

these are all the rejected toys from McDonald's

這一堆通通都是麥當當客人們「不呷意」的玩具耶！

I don't know why they were rejected, either it's too harmful for children

小弟是不知道為什麼客人們不喜歡這些啦，會不會是因為對小捧油有害啊？

or whatever but these are 10 toys from McDonald's.

接下來我們就一起一一來看一下這10個麥當當小玩具吧！

So uh uh let's unbox them and see what's up boys!

我們就一起來開開箱，看看葫蘆裡賣的是什麼藥吧！

okay this is the first toy from McDonald's this is the alien

首先開箱的是這個「來自星星の發光小手指」

glow fingers. all right it says slide them on and watch them glow so uhh...

包裝上面寫說「把它套到手指上，然後欣賞玩具的一閃一閃亮晶晶」就好了

Let's unbox this! I can't open this...Ooh! Slide 'em on and watch it glow

來開包裝囉！等一下，這個有夠難開的啦...啊，開了開了！然後把它套上來看它發光...

oh this one's glowing! oh look at

快看，這邊這個發亮了！快看

that one wow!

快看！

Oh let me touch you and then you're gonna heal

讓我碰你一下就會馬上藥到病除了！

ah! do you feel the healing effects?

啊～！有感覺到那療癒的feel了嗎？

they told me these have healing effects

店員們是跟我說這些小手指有療癒功能啦

if you have a pain and your tooth is

所以假如看倌牙齒痛啊

put it like that and then it's gone forever

只要把小手指這樣一點，牙痛什麼的就會飛走了

it's gone forever, oh oh oh... this one isn't working though

飛呀飛著飛的飛走了...可是另一隻手指好像沒什麼用耶

okay next up we have the

照過來照過來，接下來是

amazing silly straw. they kind of

「948794狂小吸管」。之前啊

called it the smart straw and they didn't

麥當當把這種吸管叫做「聰明一世小吸管」

want it because it was too expensive for

可是這個玩具的製作成本實在太高了

them to, you know, sell and give away for

所以為了不要虧本，麥當當決定還是不要

free for all the toys. so, let's open these

把這個吸管當玩具來送了。該是來為我們的

smart straw from McDonald's and now

「948794狂小吸管」開箱的時候了

let's hook it up real quick. so really simple this

我們就速速來把它裝起來。真的超簡單

is what it looks like and I assume you

吸管看起來就是這個樣子，然後我猜大概就是

put this part into the drink that you

把吸管的這部分插到想喝的飲料裡面

want to drink right here and then use

然後吸管的另一端

the other side right here to suck it

吸～～起來就好了

on, and then it's going to go into

然後飲料就會

the straw. so let's see how durable this

跑到吸管理啦。是時候來測試我們這一支

rejected McDonald's toy is real

被麥當當淘汰的吸管有多少能耐了

say what?! why I don't know why this was

哪泥？！？！？！？！麥當當沒事淘汰這神器

rejected. they should have just kept it

搞什麼啊？？這樣喝飲料整個就充滿趣味呀

because it's a fun way to drink a drink

麥當當真的應該考慮把這個保留的

if you want you can just drink it like

如果你想要的話

this if you want to. alright so far

這樣喝也可以耶！這小吸管

that is my favorite McDonald's toy

是介紹到目前我最喜歡的麥當當玩具了

alright next up we have the graph of

好囉，那接下來我們來看下一個玩具喔

bubblee or graph bubble. it blows

泡泡小畫家，又名泡泡藝術家。這個玩具就是

a storm of tiny bubbles. so you open it up.

可以吹出一大～堆的小泡泡就是了。把這邊的蓋子

I guess it has little bubble stuff in here

這樣打開，裡面裝的就是泡泡水

I guess you just pour it in here and ah

然後把泡泡水倒進這裡面來

here we go

然後我們要來了喔！

I guess you just go, here we go. Wow amazing

來了喔！！哇賽我的老天鵝呀！

by the way if you want this poster go to

阿對了，如果看倌們有想要這個海報的話

growmade.com/guavajuice. if you want.

上 growmade.com/guavajuice. 就找得到囉！

WOW! wow wow that's pretty cool I've

哇賽！太太太狂惹啦！我從來沒有

never seen so many bubbles with such

花這麼小的力氣

little efforts. all right next up we have

就一次吹出這麼多泡泡耶！接下來要介紹

the mini kendama. this is the rejected

我們的「迷你劍玉」。這個是日本麥當當

toy from Japan McDonald's. the reason why

淘汰的，原因是因為

they got rid of this because no one

大家好像都

really knew how to use it too well, but

不太會玩的樣子

luckily, I... I don't know how to use it but I'm

可是好家在...好啦，其實我也不太確定要怎麼玩，可是

gonna try my best to try it out. so uh

我還是會 try try 看要怎麼玩就是了

the purpose of this is trying to get the

這個玩具嘛，就是要把這顆球

ball inside this little um the stick

弄到這根凸起來的東西上面就好

thing. i think you just, like, stick it in, and then like

所以應該是這樣用

that and then it'd be good it's all good

然後再這樣，然後噹啷！大功告成！

so really simple. you can either put it

真的超簡單！看倌們可以像我剛那樣

like on the top like I did earlier, or if

把球弄到上面

you want you can just put it right here on

或者如果想要

the very top if you want to, or you can

弄到另一邊也可以！或者是

put it on the sides like right there the

要像這樣弄到邊邊上面也是可以的唷！

it depends.

就看你想怎麼玩囉

YAYYY McDonald's TOTALLY GOT OWNAGE, WEEEE

爽RRRR，小弟戰勝麥當當的玩具囉～～～！

alright guys, next up we have the instant worms

ok各位看倌，下一個要為個獻上的是「遇水則發蟲」

of course they got rid of this because

麥當當淘汰這個玩具的原因

people McDonald's would put this

不為別的，就是因為大家把它丟掉水裡面

inside water and then these little

的時候，這些塊狀物就會遇水則發發發

things will turn into worms. so let's give

發展成蟲蟲。好吧廢話不多說

it a try. luckily I have a glass of

我們馬上就來體驗。我這裡

water here. all I gotta do... oh I dropped

有一杯水，然後呢我現在只要...糟糕，掉了

it on the floor, silly me. where did it go?

我把剛那些小顆粒弄掉了啦，超笨的！跑到哪裡去了啊？

so it's all right here and this one expands

ok我都找回來了，把這些放到水裡之後，它們就會

into worm, so let's stick it in here oh

變成蟲蟲喔！我們現在就來把它丟進水裡

there you go. oh that's GROSS. it kind of

我丟！我的天啊，太・噁・爛・了！看起來跟

looks like larva

小蟲還真的有87分像！

oh that's gross. you see? you see it GROW?!

實在太噁了！看倌們有在看嗎？有看到它們在變大嗎？！

ohhh that is disgusting

天啊這太噁了！

I guess if you really want to pull a prank

如果看倌們

on someone

有想要整人的話

just put this into their drinks or

就把這東東放到想要整的對象的飲料或

their sodas and they'll be drinking it like

汽水裡面，然後對方喝下去的時候就會驚呼

OH MY GOD THERE IS WORM IN HERE, OH NOOO

我的老天鵝RRRRRR，我喝到蟲了RRRRR!

but it's not really a worm.

可是一切卻又無傷大雅，因為也不是真的蟲！

I can see why McDonald's rejected this one

我想我可以了解為什麼麥當當要把這個淘汰掉了

next up we have SnapFly!

下一個要獻上的是 「彈飛兩指間」

you can just make this fly 15 feet high

看我隨便一彈它就整個飛上青天了啦

let's give it a shot. here we go and you

話不多說，直接來彈！我猜猜看喔

just kind of spin it, I believe. here you go

大概就是這樣轉啊～準備好了嗎

one, two, three! what? Did I do it right?

一，二，三！痾？等一下，我剛那樣轉對了嗎？

oh my bad! you are supposed to snap it!

阿喔，歹勢歹勢！應該是要像這樣用彈的啦

WOW no way! let me try another one. here we go

哇塞！太神了啦！我再試一次！準備好喔

double snappers, here we go!

這次我要一次彈兩個！來了喔！

it's kind of like annoying mosquitoes, except

還真的有點像那些飛來飛去煩死人的蚊子，可是

it's not annoying. you actually want them

好像其實真的也沒有那麼糟糕。看倌們真的會

in your life

一試成主顧！

this one's for you! Comment down below!

來，彈過去給你囉！在下面留言吧！

What's your name

說說你的名字

alright let's see how far I can snap this

照過來，我們一起來看看小弟可以彈多遠喔

here we go. did you see that, Sally??

要來囉！沙麗，你剛有看到嗎？？

Chad? Todd? Oscar? Dexter? what's your name

查德？托德？奧斯卡？德克斯特？啊你又是哪位啊？

comment down below for real. next up we

記得在下面留言啊！好啦，下一個要為各位獻上的

have the magic relighting candles

是那「死灰復燃の小蠟燭」

the candles that relight themselves up, if you

就是如果把它吹熄了，它會自己再重新

blow them out. I guess the reason why

燃起來的蠟燭。我在猜啦，麥當當會把這個玩具

they rejected this one is because a

淘汰掉的原因，很有可能是因為這種蠟燭

whole Mcdonald's burns down and they

不小心把哪裡的麥當勞

have to get rid of this one. let's see how

整棟都給燒掉了吧。我們現在就來看一下

relightable this thing is. all right there

它的續「光」率如何囉！來喔！

you go. alright cool so after lighting them up

好喔，現在蠟燭點燃了

oh, you can see, you can see it's

啊，現在可以看到這些蠟燭

kind of sparkly. you can tell that these

一閃一閃的！完全就看得出來

aren't regular candles, McDonald. why aren't

這些蠟燭不是普通的蠟燭啊！麥當當啊，可以問一下

you selling this, by the way? let's

你們幹嘛不賣嗎？我們現在來

blow them out, and see us if they really

把火吹掉吧，看看是不是它們是不是

relight. here we go. happy birthday to me, OHH HOOOOO

真的會重新自燃。要來了喔，祝我生日快樂～～呼～～～～

oh this one is out. this one is broken. McDonald's, this one

啊，這邊這個熄了！這個壞掉了。哈囉麥當當，這個

is broken. there you go. Juliet, happy

壞了啦！茱麗葉，這個送你喔

birthday to

豬我生日快了～

me. okay this one lights up, this one's

啊，這邊這個重新燃起了！這個也

lighting up. that one is also lighting up

燃起來了！這邊的也燃起來了！

this one's broken

這邊這個壞去了啦

let's wait a little bit. man, I believe

我們先給它一點時間好了，我對它有信心

in it. oh there you go, OH HOHOHO! well so if you

啊，你看看！送啦～～～ 所以說啊，如果看倌們

want a really really troll-ish

想要在別人的慶生會上面

annoying way to celebrate someone's

小小惡搞一下的話

birthday, give them these candles. ask

把這些小蠟燭給他們就對了！

McDonald's: hi McDonald's,

去麥當當的時候，就這樣跟他們要蠟燭就好：

give me some candles they will give it

唉唉給我一些「死灰復燃の小蠟燭」嗎，然後

to ya. the question is now how do I

他們就會給你啦。可是問題來了：我到底要怎樣

actually blow them out. so let's use this

才可以把這些蠟燭給吹熄。剛剛的小吸管

one...uhm hum. Wow are you kidding me? this

要派上用場了...（喝水聲）。真的假的啦？這邊

one still lights up, but the others are dead

這盞還是亮的耶，雖然說其他的都已經死翹翹了啦

so it's really easy to, you know, get them

這樣看起來，要把它們完全弄熄

out completely. just put liquid on it and

還滿簡單的耶。就只要在上面灑點水

it's good to go. next up we have

然後就好了。接下來要介紹的

superhero shooters. McDonald's got rid of

是「彈射超人」。之前麥當當在發行

this when they released Superman vs

「蝙蝠俠大戰超人」玩具的時候，就決定要把

Batman. all you gotta do is stretch it out

「彈射超人」給淘汰了。這個玩具呢，就是把它拉～長

and it will fly away. so here we go, so FLY

然後放掉後它就會噴飛了。準備就緒

here we go Superman, FLY! fly superman, FLY!

超人要起飛囉！飛呀飛呀超人！

HAHAHA! here we go I'm

哈哈哈！好現在我要一次

gonna launch both of them now. here we go

發射兩個！來了喔！

that one was pretty cool, but it's alright, that was alright, I guess I know why

太酷了啦！可是好像也沒那麼狂啦，嗯。我想我大概可以知道為什麼

they rejected that one. it's crazy, it's kind of boring

麥當當要淘汰這個玩具了。是有點厲害啦，但也沒有這麼神啦

alright so we have the funny teeth

再來要獻上的是「笑掉你的牙」

I can understand why McDonald's

我完全可以理解為什麼

got rid of this. it's because if each of us eats too much

麥當當要把這玩具淘汰。看官們麥當當吃多的話

McDonald's, your teeth are gonna look like that

牙齒就會看起來這樣黃黃der，所以這根本是負面廣告RRR

I'm just kidding. if you don't brush your

好啦，黑白講的！是說，如果牙齒不好好刷的話

teeth, it's gonna look like that. so let's

可能真的就會變成這樣子啦。我們趕緊來

give it a shot

試試看

McDonald's, don't sue me cuz I'm doing this

麥當當大大在上，千萬千萬不要來告小弟呀

so uhh, really simple, uhh, I guess you just put it in your teeth

所以呢，就很簡單呀，大概就是像這樣子套到牙齒上面

hey how's it going boys

嗨那邊的帥勾～

hey how you doing baby girl - do i look sexy? so

哈囉美女們～我看起來夠性感嗎？

if you ever go on a date, 100% your date

要是看倌們有要去約會的話，把這神器戴上

is gonna go extremely well, if you have this on

保證你超棒棒

hey baby girl how you doing? muahh

嗨寶貝近來可好呀？啾～～

and there's also another one where you only

啊然後這邊這個啊

have two teeth

是只有兩顆牙齒的唷

let's try it on, here we go

來試試看囉～～～

last but not least, we have the original potty piano

最後最後，要為各位帶來的是「原汁原味廁所小鋼琴」

I can understand why McDonald's got rid of this one,

我想我也可以理解為什麼麥當當不想要這個玩具

the bathrooms are kind of dirty

廁所都超髒的啊

no point of putting this in the bathroom

沒事幹嘛把這個東西放在廁所被玷污？

so I was able to obtain one, so

反正哥橫豎都拿到一張了，然後

luckily I have a toilet

剛好哥這裡又有個馬桶

alright so, really simple just get your

那就事不遲疑，很簡單啦

toilet, and then put this little thingy

就像這樣子，找個馬桶，然後像這樣子把我們的

right here, so when you poop you can be

小鋼琴這樣擺好，嗯嗯的時候就可以

musically-inclined like take a poo poo

盡情的發揮音樂天份囉

so here we go. take my shoes off and

我們來試試看。先來把鞋子脫跳，然後

then just turn it on right here, and then start

把小鋼琴打開，然後哥就來開

playing! this is called "lamb"

音樂會囉～！哥剛剛彈的那首叫「羔羊」

YEA WHAT'S UP OH OH OH

哥超超超超超超超屌的啦吼吼吼

alright thanks for watching "10 rejected toys from McDonald's"

好啦，謝謝各位大大收看這集的「快樂兒童餐之10個不快樂的玩具」

if you want another "10 something toys" or whatever gadgets

如果大大們還想看繼續收看「10大OO」系列

or whatnot

或其他東西的影片的話

comment down below with your name

請在影片下方的留言區賜教

until then i will see you

我們回頭見啦～～

you all next time. let's get this video to

如果大大們有想要祭品的話

7 likes, if you want, like, some food

我們一起把這個影片衝到7個讚吧！

later. stay juicy!

掰啦！繼續水下去哦！