字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - this week's phone scam check it out Hello! I have just one question for you. Are you ready? Am I ready for what? who is this? ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUPPERRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMM Right now you can earn this awesome pay-per-view event, for just $59.99!! I'm sorry no there is not any chance in hell they were ever gonna have wrestling in this house again, thank you but no. have a good day hello? AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY WHEN HE TAKES ON 6 MEN IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES IN LADDERS MATCH. AT WWE SUPERRRRR SLAMMMMM order now and take ten dollars for the lowly price of just $49.99! Sir you guys just called me and as I mentioned before we're not ordering this, so please stop calling my house thank you and goodbye Ringing Hello? Hi can I speak to champ? Who? Champ? is champ there? Who is champ? THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT Listen. Hey! ...IN WWE SUPERRRR SLAMMMM Oh my gosh.. (Echoes) Hey! Sir?.. Could you quit calling my house?? Hey! Sir?.. Could you quit calling my house?? - TAKING ON SHEAMUS THE UNDERTAKER Quit calling me! CM PUNK AND EVEN TRIPLE H TO THE BIG SHOW IN A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKEOUT -MATCH Holy hell. - IN WWE SUPERSLAMMMM LISTEN! Hello??! IN WWE SUPERSLAMMMM Helloo?? Can you stop screaming in your little sirens? or whatever that is?! can you knock it off for 5 seconds?!! NOT INTERESTED. STOP CALLING MY F**KING HOUSE Ringing Ringing Hello?.. I'm watching you. Excuse me?! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY? AT THIS WEEKEND WWE SUPPERR SLAMMMMMMMM! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS F**KED STOP CALLING, MY HOUSE, BEFORE I GET YOUR NUMBER, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN STOP CALLING, MY HOUSE, BEFORE I GET YOUR NUMBER, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN - JOHN CENA IN A TRIPLE DOUBLE MATCH AND ABSOLUTELY TEAR YOU TO F**KING PEICES AND ABSOLUTELY TEAR YOU TO F**KING PEICES - LADDERS DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? - CHAINSAWS I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA CRAZY MOTHER F**KER - EXPLOSIONS I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA CRAZY MOTHER F**KER - FIREBALLS I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA CRAZY MOTHER F**KER - POPCORN QUIT. CALLING. MY. HOUSE. NOW! NO WRESTLING, NO SUPER MOTHER F**KING SLAMS IS HAPPENING IN THIS HOUSE Ringing I swear, to jesus, if this is those wrestling f**ks again.. O- Okay good morning uhh, hi I'm just calling this morning to ask if you're a supporter of the United States military.. oh my god I apologize we've been getting calls all morning I, I apologize and yes, yes i am. great, a- are you a supporter of the Marine Corps? Yes! absolutely! Good, great, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corp needs your support. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!! HE'S GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSES You?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I cant even handle this. - THIS WEEKEND You?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I cant even handle this. - WWE SUUUUUUUU- i can. not. handle this - UUUUUUUUU- - PPPERRRRRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW IN THE LOW PRICE OF ONLY $39.99 I cant believe you're still calling me. im about to lose my sh*t. Ringing I swear I'm about to call the police. Hello. You have a collect call from- JOHN CENAAAAAA Will you accept the charges? Oh, f**k your mother. Ringing LISTEN. STOP CALLING. IS LISTENING NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT F*CKING IS'NT, BUT YOUR NOT, HEARING ME SHUT YOUR F**KING BEAT DOWN, BRAIN FROM SUPER SLAM, AND LISTEN! I DONT CARE IF THEY'RE $59, $49, $39, OR 39 F**KING CENTS I DONT WANT IT, IT WONT HAPPEN, ITS NOT GOING ON MY TV AGAIN, IT WONT BE ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? NEVER WILL THERE BE WRESTLING IN THIS HOUSE IM GOING THROUGH CLOSETS, AND TAKING OUT T-SHIRTS AND BLURTING THEM IM CALLING THE POLICE AND TELLING THEM THAT YOU'RE HARASSING ME STOP IT, NOW. I AM CALLING THE POLICE Good luck to you, Have a nice day, F**k yourself. Ringing God damn it, WOAH HO HO HO HOLD ON, HOLD ON Marie? Marie? This is the ZMorningZoo radio show Im Z-104 how are you? What. We've been, heh We've been phone scamming you Your Husband Your Husband Donny told us to prank I, We are all in a fight right now, are you kidding me right now? IM SO SORRY, I feel so bad for you.. I couldn't believe the mouth that you had on you OH MY GOD. well listen- I haven't.. I haven't had my coffee yet, shut up. Yeah, im sorry yeah.. Well listen now, we wont be calling you back anymore I promise, okay? (Yawn) Thank Jesus You wont have to hear this (John Cena Theme plays) ssshhhh... you wont have to hear that anymore. I first thought i was gonna go to jail and I don't, i don't... agh, ugh.