叩叩叩

Hey. So glad you can make it.

嘿 真高興你能來, 進來吧

Come on in.

歡迎參觀我的設備

終於成真了, 如你所見 這裡有個超屌的白板

So this is my setup tour. (no shit)

讓我記住所有重要事件 身為一個Youtuber, 我必須非常的有規劃

It's finally happening.

並確認我記下所有我必須要做的事

As you see right away, there is this dope ass whiteboard where I keep all my most important information.

等等..不準拍這個

Being a youtuber, I have to be organized...

這裡是我膜拜奧丁的地方

...and make sure I write down what I have to do.

每天三次 (WTF lol)

(oh shit)

請給我更多的訂閱者~奧丁大帝

Wait, don't film this. (2late)

他是個垃圾桶... 喔~ 看來我們得到了個禮物

This is where I pray to Odin.

Edgar, 你在裡面幹嘛?

Three times a day.

你準備好更多了嗎? 讓我們繼續參觀吧

Please give me more subs...

-麥可, 我的鑽石按鈕還好吧? -看起來不錯, 你覺得怎樣

...Odin

你沒擦到這邊

It's a trash can.

我要這貨乾淨而且要上蠟

Oh! Looks like we've got a gift!

你如果有一個地方沒擦到你就走人吧, 麥可是羅馬尼亞人..

EDGAR. What are you doing there?

跟著我, 別害羞

*kiss*

屌拉 狗x養的, 這些面板看起來像是幼兒畫的, 但它們

You ready for more? Let's keep the tour going.

是我完成的

Michael. How's the diamond play button doing?

我覺得這蠻酷的 可以給房間多一點我的風格

Looks good, what do you think?

比起普通的牆

You missed a spot.

我不知道啦 我喜歡阿, 好嗎~ 去你的!

I want that shit polished and clean.

喔呀~ 寶貝, 這才是真男人錄製的方式

If you miss a spot, you're out.

如果想要的話, 還可以來做個深蹲

Michael is Romanian.

要不然你覺得我是怎麼維持我完美的屁股的??!!

(more goddamn music)

-感覺就像我什麼都沒穿一樣~ -甚麼都沒有 -甚麼都沒有 x2

Follow me.

這邊有我的麥克風和避震架

Don't be shy!

他不是最好的, 但你不需要用到很好的麥克風, 除非

Hell yeah motherf*cker.

你是Pooodiepie

These panels look like... A toddler drew them, but they were done by me!

只要你能對它喊, 就甚麼都不缺了 寶貝

I think it looks pretty cool. It gives the room a bit more personality instead of a normal wall.

然後它是通過這邊這個小寶貝

I don't know. I like it, alright?

老實說天知道它是怎麼運作的 這邊有我超屌超氣派~~的滑鼠墊

Fok yew

嗚喔喔喔

Oh yeah, baby! This is how real men record on their goddamn feet.

我成功找到有史以來最小的鍵盤了

I can do squatting if I want.

喔 挖嗚~ 現在我可以真正的放鬆了

How do you think I maintain this great ass? (Damn son)

(高潮~) 我今天應該玩啥?

It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

這邊有我打光燈來打光 所有的尤物用這個讓自己變得更好看

Michael: Nothing at all.

我是不需要拉(本來就很好看) 但..

Pewds: Nothing at all!

我的相機, 是Canon上面搭配槍型麥克風

I got my microphone on a shock mount.

所以如果我搞砸 然後我甚麼都沒錄到

It's not... It's not the best one but you don't need a great microphone at least if you're not PewDuckPie.

這就是我的救星, 看看這些設備吧

As long as you can yell in it. That's all you need, baby.

用相機拍起來真她媽有夠屌~

The next large (?) so he goes to this.

快說啊你有多想要我的設備 寶貝

Goes through this little baby right here.

來吧~ 我的耳機 他們是無線的, 所以如果我錄個影片, 我可以亂走

I honestly don't know how it works.

我可以幹事情, 我可以踢牆, 如果我想要的話

Got my

現在是不太想拉 我可以走來這邊

SWEET ASS

我可以消失 而你們根本不會查覺到~

glorious mouse pad!

但我知道你們在想什麼

I managed to find the tiniest keyboard out there

這些都看起來非常的美, 但幕後的又是長怎樣??

Oh wow! Ah! Now I can trurrerly relax.

喔孩子~ 我有很多要秀了, 跟著我

*Ohhhhh*

你準備好了嗎? 我不覺得你好了,

What should I play today?

喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got my beauty light–to bring light all the beauty gurus use it to look good

喔!!! 如此的整齊~ 喔~ 過來這裡 過來這裡, 看看這個,

I don't need it to look good but... A camera, it's a canon with a shotgun mic on top of it.

他們可以一一打開來 我有各種東西

So in case I f*ck up and I didn't record my shit

我的天 好整齊 好乾淨啊 賤人

this one is a lifesaver, this one is a lifesaver. look at the set up that looks

沒錯你以為我是個骯髒的貨

f*cking dope as f*ck on cameruuuhh

但其實我是狗娘養的最乾淨的貨,

Tell me right now you wish you had this set up baby.

我真狗娘養的乾淨啊

Alright..... my headphones they're wireless so, in case I'm making videos i can move around

Brett, 你在幹嘛??

I can do shit i can kick the walls if I want to

快點, 你得跟上

don't want to though I can move over here I can move over here

是時候看看葫蘆裡賣的是什麼藥了

I can disappear and you wouldn't even know about it now I know what you're

我知道你們很好奇

thinking

像個過聖誕節的小孩

this all looks very pretty pewds but what about how does it look behind the

禮物裡面有誰甚麼阿~

scenes

爸爸Pewds

Oh boy I got a lot to show, follow me.

今年又是更多松果嗎 ? 爸爸Pewds

Are you ready for this? I don't think you're ready for this.

Ok 事實上這是一個伺服器櫃

Oh

我有超多的遊戲機和電腦

oh that organization oh oh come over here Brad come over here look at this

而這些電線

they go out I got all kinds of shit

他媽的到處都是

oh my god and it's so neat and tidy bitch

痾 讓我們來看看~~~~~

that's right you thought I was a dirty hoe I am the cleanest mother fucker this

這裡面

guy is clean as a muthafucka Brad what are you doing

我會放所有的配備的連結(哈)在註解

come on you gotta keep up time to check what's inside I know you're curious like

因為我知道有很多人在乎

a little kid on Christmas.

我也知道有很多人完全不知道我在說啥

What's inside the package Papa Pewds? More pine cones this year Papa Pewds.

不過你們只需要知道, 這是個超屌的電腦 而且非常快

Ok, so this is actually a server cabinet, I have so many consoles and computers.

上面有xbox, gamecube 我全部都有,

Cables,

所以我想放多少的遊戲機都可以

it's fucking everywhere *british accent* but let's get right

而且我晚上時會鎖起來, 所以不會有人來動我的貨 所有的線, 好好的放集中

into that shit. I'm going to link all my specs in the description, cause I know a

放在一起

lot of people care and I know a lot of people have no idea what I'm talking about

看起來他媽的超完美。對, 沒錯 沒錯 沒錯~

but all you need to know is this is a bomb ass computer and it is fast

但其實, 用這個站立的桌子會有點問題

Xbox above, GameCube, I got 'em all

但我覺得這樣還可以

all right. I could fit about I could fit as many consoles in there as I like and

-你有一個時鐘!!?? 那是個時鐘嗎?? -那是個時鐘, 那是個超大的時鐘

I lock it at night so no one touches my shit. All the cables neatly goes into

-所以我才能知道我錄了多久

one pipe, goes right in there.

-那現在是幾點?

It looks nice as fuck. That's right, that's right, that's right. Now it was kind of a

呃.... 現在是...15.....呃......

problem having a standing desk for the cables being fixed but I think I did a

嘿 Brett, 你有看到這貨嗎?

pretty good job.

這些LED燈, 我還可以調整

You got a clock, is that a clock?- That is a clock, that is a huge ass clock so I can know

你喜歡什麼顏色? "閃爆它吧~~" 你有馬子嗎? 你說了這句

the fucking time of how long I've been recording and shit. What is the time

喔吾 她肯定被你征服

today?

聖誕節到了寶貝 我準備好肉桂蠟燭, 還有聖誕節燈光了

It (uhm, erm) let's see here it's 15, it's uh...

聖誕老爹提早來爸爸Pewds家囉

Hey Brad, have you seen this shit? The LEDs, I can change them.. what's your

麥可! 給我繼續打蠟! 我是怎麼跟你說的~?

favorite color, bitch? Slam that shit on. If you ever have a girl over you say that

繼續給鑽石按鈕上蠟

line.

如果被我發現有任何一點污漬在上面的話

Ooh, she'd be dripping. Whoa!

我會打給youtube 然後要你負責

It's Christmas baby. I got the cinnamon candle, I got the Christmas lights.

(可憐的michael)

Father Christmas comes early in Papa Pewd's house.

你有沒有在用漂白水

Michael! Keep polishing what did I tell you? Keep polishing the diamond

好現在給我離開

play button. If I see one more little smudge on it,

因為哥要來睡個午覺

I'm going to call YouTube and have you responsible.

.........

Are you using the bleach? Now get out because I need to take a nap.

你忘記做結尾效果了

>mfw i spent all my money on setup but no mattress

在我剛開始做影片的時候

You forgot to do the outro. When I started making videos

我就在一個真的超級小的桌子

I was literally on this tiny fucking table, I couldn't even fit my keyboard on it.

上面根本連我的鍵盤都放不下

I made it guys! I fucking made it, I got my dream setup. Now honestly since we

所以..

got kicked out I really wanted to make the setup the way I really, really wanted

我做到了~ 我她媽做到了!! 我終於有了夢想中的設備了

and it was really fun to work on it and I'm just very happy with it. So I hope

說實在的

you Bros enjoyed watching, if you did leave a like and as always stay awesome

自從我們被趕出去, 我一直很想把設備用成我一直以來想用的樣子

Bros!

而且做這些也蠻好玩的

Are you playing Pokémon GO too? Only because we saw

我只是非常開心有了這些

you do it.

所以我希望你們喜歡 如果喜歡的話, 留個讚~

(laughter)

如往常地 Stay Awesome~

Did you catch anything good? There's a Drowzee behind you dude. We see the same Pokémon.

BROS~~

We found all the same Pokémon! This is so cool!

你們也在玩Pokemon Go嗎?

PJ: It's as if it is real or something. Pewds: It's almost like the Pokémon is there.

因為我們看到你也在玩啊

Now it just got hit by a car...

有抓到什麼嗎? 你後面有一隻催眠貘

Okay, we're gonna go to seafront to do some fishing,

我們可以看到同樣的Pokemon耶，好酷喔

maybe I'll find some.

好真喔，感覺像那些Pokemon真的在那邊

Magic carps? Magic carps.

它現在被車撞了