some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys.

一些我最喜歡的媽媽報價 從你們。

Here we go.

我們走吧

This first one is from @Martycheddar.

這第一張是@Martycheddar的。

He says...

他說...

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

This one's from @Rachelle1101.

這個來自@Rachelle1101。

She says...

她說...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Oh, that's a hoot.

-哦，那是個笑話。

-Oh, that's a hoot.

-哦，那是個笑話。

OTAH. -OTAH.

奧塔赫：-OTAH。

-OTAH. Oh, that is a hoot.

-OTAH。哦，那是個笑話。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-That's two hoots.

-那是兩聲。

-That's a toodle. Toodles.

-那是一個塗鴉。麵條

OTAH.

奧塔赫：

I think that can catch on. That's good.

我想這能讓人接受。這很好。

This one is from @alainagendron.

這個是@阿蘭根德隆的。

She says...

她說...

-Oh!

-哦！

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

-That's a pretty good bit.

-這是一個相當不錯的位。

-How rude of you!

-你真沒禮貌！

-This next one's from @mistyfox.

-下一個是@mistyfox的。

She says...

她說...

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

You take a Goober home again?

你又把高伯帶回家了？

[ Goober voice ] Yeah, I guess I did.

是的，我想我做到了。

[ Normal voice ] This one's from @kaitbly17.

這個來自@kaitbly17。

She says...

她說...

Play Boy. Game Boy. Ah, whatever.

玩男孩。遊戲男孩。啊，管他呢

-Oh, that's a hoot.

-哦，那是個笑話。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-He just plays it for the articles.

-他只是為了文章而玩

-Yeah, yeah. [ Laughs ]

-是啊，是啊。是啊，是啊。 [笑]

-This one's from @Madisonbellis10.

-這個來自@Madisonbellis10。

She says...

她說...

-Yeah!

-是啊！

-Whoa.

-哇 哇

-Wow.

-哇。

Boing!

Boing!

[ Bass drum hit ]

[低音鼓擊]

[ Cymbal hit ]

[鈸擊]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Drum hit ]

[鼓聲]

This one's from @NateHoot.

這個是@NateHoot的。

-That's a hoot. -Oh, that's a hoot.

-那是個笑話。-哦，那是個笑話。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

That's a real hoot.

這可真夠熱鬧的。

OTAH.

奧塔赫：

-OTAH to the max.

-OTAH到最大。

-OTAH.

-OTAH。

-Haters gonna hate.

-仇人會恨你的

Hooters gonna hoot.

Hooters會叫的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

-What? Get out of here. Go. Just go. Just go.

-什麼？什麼？ -離開這裡。快走吧快走，快走快走吧

[ Blues music plays ]

[藍調音樂播放]

Steve Higgins. There he goes.

史蒂夫-希金斯他走了

Get out of here. Love you, buddy.

離開這裡。愛你，夥計。

I love you, man.

我愛你，夥計。

Love you.

愛你。

Steve Higgins, everybody. Steve Higgins.

史蒂夫-希金斯，大家好。史蒂夫-希金斯

Three years in the business.

入行三年。

[ Music ends ]

[音樂結束]

Uh, hey. You're back.

呃，嘿，你回來了。你回來了

-Yeah.

-是的

-What happened?

-怎麼了？

-Not a hoot out there.

-外面一點動靜都沒有

-Oh, yeah.

-哦，是的

This one is from @NateHoot.

這個是@NateHoot的。

He says...

他說...

[ Laughter and applause ]

[笑聲和掌聲]

-No, I'm your son.

-不，我是你兒子。

I not gonna try to destroy your --

我不會試圖摧毀你的...

What? [ Laughs ]

什麼？[笑]

I'm purposely trying to destroy your computer, Mom.

我故意要毀掉你的電腦，媽媽。

Gosh. Parents just don't understand computers.

天哪，父母就是不懂電腦。父母就是不懂電腦。

Am I gonna be like this?

我也會這樣嗎？

-Yeah. Something with the glob-glib.

-是的是啊。 東西與glob -glib。

You don't even know what it is.

你甚至不知道它是什麼。

Hasn't been invented.

還沒有發明。

-Yeah. I try to FaceTime with my family...

-是的，我試著和我的家人進行FaceTime...

-Dad, you got a bleep-bloop.

-爸爸，你有一個嗶嗶聲。

-...and my mom and dad, they don't understand.

-...而我的媽媽和爸爸，他們不明白。

They don't know where the camera's aimed.

他們不知道攝影機的目標在哪裡。

It's going up their nose, and I hear, "What?

它'在他們的鼻子上，我聽到，"什麼？

Where are you? What?

你在哪裡？你在哪裡？

I can't see me."

我不能'看到我.&quot。

I go, "You're not supposed to. We're not gonna worry about you.

我去，"你'不應該。我們'不會擔心你的。

Look at the kids." [ Sighs ]

看看孩子們。 " [嘆息]

"Where are -- Where am I?"

"Where are -- Where am I?"

Where are you? No, you're home.

你在哪裡？ - 不，你在家。不，你在家

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"I'm taping cardboard over the camera

我在相機上貼上硬紙板。

'cause they can see you."

'因為他們可以看到你。&quot。

No one's trying to spy on you, Dad.

沒有人想監視你，爸爸。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"Yeah, they could take my secret recipe."

＆quot;是啊，他們可以採取我的祕方。 ＆quot。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

No one's breaking into your hard drive.

沒有人闖入你的硬盤。

Please.

求你了

This one's from @PeachesK1974.

這個'是@桃子K1974的。

She says...

她說...

Oh, that's pretty good.

哦，那是相當不錯的。

-Come on. -Not bad.

-來吧-不錯

-Not bad.

-還不錯

How's Jovi Bon Jovi?

如何'的喬維邦喬維？

-This one's from @TheLordHasSpoke.

-這個是@TheLordHasSpoke的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Well, it's hard to ignore those tweets.

-好吧，很難忽視這些推特。

-Fanta-- [ Laughs ]

-範塔 -- [笑]

He says...

他說...

Hey.

嘿，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。

Absolute. I love it.

絕對的。我喜歡它。

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

Box wine, man. Nothing wrong with it, man.

盒裝酒，夥計。沒什麼不妥，夥計。

-A refrigerator box. -Yeah, exactly.

-一個冰箱盒-是的，沒錯

Yeah.

是啊。

This one's from @Zwackinator.

這個是@Zwackinator的。

-Zwackinator?

-Zwackinator？

-Wasn't that your nickname in college?

-那不是你在大學裡的綽號嗎？

-It was, but that was before Twitter.

-是的，但那是在Twitter之前。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-How many steps you have on your Fitbit?

-你的Fitbit上有多少步？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Like 30,000. -43,000.

-大概3萬-43,000.

-30,000 when I'm wearing it on my right hand.

-當我把它戴在右手上的時候，3萬塊錢。

-You haven't left the room, and you have 30,000 steps.

-你還沒有離開房間，你有30000步。

-On my left hand, none -- like, zero.

-在我的左手上，沒有... ... 就像，零。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Blues music plays ]

[藍調音樂播放]

There he is. Get out of here.

他在那裡快離開這裡。

Take off. I love you, man.

走吧我愛你，夥計。

♪♪

♪♪

Steve Higgins, everybody. Here we go.

史蒂夫-希金斯，大家好。在這裡，我們去。

We're down to our last one.

我們只剩下最後一個了。

It's our last one here, everybody.

這是我們最後一次來這裡了，各位。

This one is from @Brigreenspan.

這個是@Brigreenspan的。

She says...

她說...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

There you have it.

這就是了

Those are "'Tonight Show' Hashtags."

這些都是"'今晚秀&39;標籤.&quot。

Happy Mother's Day, moms!

母親節快樂，媽媽們!

Check out more of our favorites. Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

查看更多我們的最愛。前往tonightshow.com/hashtags。