dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.

A new villain has surfaced.

You know how a villain thinks,

that's why we brought you here.

-Hey-ho, look who's back!

It's A to the O. But you can call me

Special Agent Orange of the Anti-Villain League:

Produce Division.

Here at the AVLPD, we're tracking down fiendish fruits 24/7.

So heads up to all you bad apples out there.

You can run, but you can't "rind"! [laughs]

[vinyl scratches]

-(Grapefruit) Yeah, whatever pipsqueak.

I bet you couldn't even catch a cold.

-Hey! Who said that?

-'Tis I, Doctor Apefruit.

Half ape. Half fruit.

All villain, all the time. Huzzah!

-Stop yelling!

I can "hair" you just fine. [laughs]

-Laugh it up, lunch meat.

But when my nefarious scheme is complete,

it is I who will laugh, at you.

-Sounds like fun!

I'm always up for a little monkey business! [laughs]

-[growls] Well I'd ought to--

-(Midget Apple) Easy Doc!

-Huh?

-You look like you're about to wig out. [laughs]

-Midget Apple, what are you doing here?

-I told you,

it's not 'Midget Apple',

it's Mighty Mega Mecha Apple. [energy beam]

[women screams]

-Sheesh. Say that five times fast.

-Okay.

Mighty Mecha Midget Apple

Mecha Minnesota Mapple--

-[growls] -Maple Monkey--

-It's not the name! Stop it!

-Stop. Stop. Stop!

-Way to go Doctor Dimwit.

-Hey! You're the one that's stealing my thunder!

-I'll be stealing much more than that.

And then the world will know Mighty Mega Mecha Apple

as the greatest villain ever!

-Hey fellas!

Are you guys having a conference call without me?

-I really need to start screening my calls. [laughs]

-Oh, nice costume.

Who're you supposed to be? The Care Pear? [laughs]

-He looks almost as lame as you. [laughs]

-Uh-uh-uh.

From now on, just call me

The Pear-asite.

[cricket chirps]

[simultaneous laughs]

-[grumbles] Well if you think that's funny,

you'll love this!

-Hey! What's going on?

[wallop!]

-Behold the power of Pear-site. -(Orange) Whoa!

Now that's what I call a fuzz-buster. [laughs]

-No fair! Give it back. Give it back!

-Okay, fine.

But no more jokes about my costume.

I spent a really long time making it.

[mystical whir]

-Thank you very much.

-Time to choose Special Agent Orange.

Who's going to be produce enemy Number One?

-Ooh-ooh, I know!

We'll have a vote, a villain vote!

Just hit the link below or head over to our Facebook page

to pick your favorite bad apple.

Then be back here on Friday, June 21st to see yours truly

square off against the victorious villain.

Vote now, vote often.

But always remember,

the Anti-Villain League always gets its fruit.

-[speak Spanish-Japanese hybrid language]

[glass shatters]

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[maniacal laughter]

-(Orange) Knife! [slice]