This video is going to be a little bit weird, I'm not sure what to expect.

今天的影片會有一點奇怪 我也不確定要期待什麼

And since I'm sure all of you know how to read, you know that I'm going to be trying girl products.

我知道大家都讀得懂字 所以你懂得 我將會試用一些女性用品

I wanted it to be a surprise so I had a friend that's a girl to get some for me.

我希望這是個驚喜 所以我叫一個女生朋友買一些給我

Not a girlfriend, a friend, that's a girl.

不是女朋友... 是個女生的朋友

Not a girlfriend.

不是個女朋友...

I'm just going to leave my number here,

我要在這裡留下我的電話號碼

if you guys want to hit me up or anything..

如果有人要聯絡我或者做其他事

not that I'm desperate..

絕對不是因為我很飢渴...

Please call me.

拜託打給我啊！

Anyways, I'm excited and also very scared to see what you women use, but let's get started.

總之 我很興奮但也很害怕看到這些你們女人用的東西 來開始吧！

First off we have..

首先我們有...

Pads.

衛生棉

Oh hello.

歐 哈囉

Yo, why is it so sticky?

哇 這怎麼這麼黏

Hey guys check it, it's an elbow pad.

你看 這是手肘棉

This is actually kinda soft.

其實這還蠻軟的

Ay you guys try the new software update for the eyePad.

你們來試試這個升級版的...眼睛棉(音近ipad

Wait, what the fuck am I going to do with the rest of these oh my God.

等等 其他的我要他媽的拿來做什麼？！

Are you having trouble with your period?

你對經期是否有困擾呢？

Pad Man is here for you!

棉棉超人就在這裡等你！

Okay this was a lot fucking funnier in my head.

這個在我頭上的太他媽好笑了

Next we have nail polish.

下一個是指甲油

Oh nice, pink.

哇 酷 是粉紅色的

I don't know how to put this on, so this could be bad.

我不知道要怎麼用這個 所以應該會變很糟

Oh God oh God oh God.

天啊 天啊 天啊

What the fuck it changed colors.

這什麼鬼 他變色了！

Not gonna lie I put this on my middle finger so I can be like, hey guys check out my nail polish.

我說真的 我塗在中指上 我就可以跟其他人說 "嘿 你們看我的指甲油"

For our next item we have..

下一個是...

a bra.

一個胸罩

Okay well, this is happening.

好吧...

If you guys didn't know, I am a 38C.

如果你們不知道的話 我其實是38C

Yo what up bra, how are things holding up?

嗨 bra 過得如何啊？

Well, I guess I'll try this on, here goes nothing.

我想我應該會試穿這個

Aw God this is just weird.

天啊 這太奇怪了

What the fuck how do you put this on?

到底你們女人怎麼穿上這個的？！

Oh, I think I got it.

歐 我想我扣到了

Hey boys, you like what you see?

男孩們 你們喜歡嗎～

Oh, it's so soft.

哇 這好軟

So the front door is right there, if someone were to walk in right now oh my God.

正門就在前面 所以如果有人走進來... 我的天啊...

Well I think that's enough for today.

好啦 應該夠了

I can't get this off.

我脫不下來

Fuck this shit.

靠杯

Next we have tampons.

接下來是衛生棉條

It's funny 'cause the little kid inside of me is like, ohh tampon ohhh.

我覺得很好笑 因為小小的我在對我說"哇 是棉條呢！"

I don't have the female organs for this so I guess I'll have to shove it up my ass.

我沒有那個女性器官 所以想只能放進肛門了

I actually I don't know how this works.

我其實不知道這怎麼用

Oh wow what is this?

哇 這是什麼？

Ohhh

看來這是一對高跟鞋

Looks like we got some shoes, of the high heels variety.

我跟你說 這絕對會變得很糟

Well I can tell you right now, this is absolutely terrible.

我好看嗎？

Do I look good?

或者...我好看嗎？

Or do I look good?

好 我在試了

Okay, we're doing it.

哇!

Woah, okay.

沒問題 沒問題

We're good, we're good.

為什麼女生會穿這個？這超痛的

Yo why do girls wear these this is so painful.

好 我受夠了

Okay nope, I'm done.

啊 我現在感覺神清氣爽

Oh, I'm out of breath.

下一個是-死海黑泥面膜

Our next item is a dead sea mud mask.

敷上一層薄薄的來清潔你的肌膚

Apply a thin layer of mud mask to clean skin.

其實感覺挺舒服的

This actually feels pretty good.

說真的 我看起來很性感

Yo honestly, I look so hot.

如果看到這個都沒提起你的「性趣」你又知道什麼啦

If seeing me with this on doesn't turn you on like, what will you know what I mean?

好啦 說真的 這就看起來像一堆屎在我臉上然後散開

Alright let's be real it just looks like someone shit all over my face and then smeared it.

我的臉確實感到變軟了

My face feels does feel pretty soft right now.

接下來有什麼呢？

What do we have now?

我知道這是什麼～

I know what this is..

我 的 天 啊～

Oh my gosh.

非常的明顯...這就是個電動牙刷！

Guys this is obviously.. an electric toothbrush!

耶！！ 我想要這個很久了

Yeah I've always wanted one of these thanks!

呃...好 結束這個了

Okay no but this is.. we're done with this.

哇哇 這是什麼？

Well well well what do we have here?

靠 我把它撕爆了

Oh shit I totally just ripped this.

呃...好

Oh, okay.

這將要變成一部A片了... 呃 我還沒準備好

This just turned into a porno and I'm not, I wasn't ready for it.

我今天早上起來時 根本想不到我會看到這東西

When I woke up this morning, I did not think I would be seeing this.

我不知道誒... 我不覺得我會穿上這...

I don't know guys, I don't think I'm going to put th-

呃..不 這..這絕對不是個好點子

Okay nope, I'm not, no, this wasn't a good idea.

好啦 所以今天的影片就到這裡 希望你們喜歡

Alright so that's it for this video, hope you guys enjoyed it.

如果你喜歡 給我一個讚 然後再底下留言和追蹤我

If you did, please give me a thumbs up to let me know and comment and subscribe if you're

如果你還沒 我們下個Motoki Monday見！

not already but otherwise, I'll see you next, Motoki Monday.