It's managed to attract the crowd of humans, but it doesn't really want their help.

牠成功地吸引了人類的聚集，但牠並不是很想要他們的幫助

He's like "stop fucking pulling on me face!"

牠好像在想著：「你他媽不要再拉我的臉了！」

"I can get myself out of this."

「我可以自己出來的」

"Wh... what is that sound?"

「那... 那是什麼鬼聲音」

"It better not be a bloody vacuum cleaner, seriously."

「最好不要給我是天殺的吸塵器喔，我認真」

"Okay, look out for my tail."

「好喔，小心我的尾巴啊」

"Don't forget that I have a fucking tail."

「不要忘記我有條他媽的尾巴好嗎」

"You guys don't have one, which means you lacked tail awareness."

「你們這些人沒有尾巴，代表你們缺乏『尾巴的意識』」

"So, just go easy with whatever it is you're up to back there."

「所以，不管你們在那邊衝啥都要小心好嗎」

The humans have cut through now.

人類成功的切開水管了

Ohh! Wow! That is one horrendously grumpy feline.

噢，我的天！這真是一隻恐怖又壞脾氣的貓科動物

He's like "Fuck this fucking bullshit pipe, I thought it was a slide."

牠感覺就像：「去你媽的天殺狗屎水管，我還以為這是溜滑梯」

"Okay, now what are you doing? Don't bang it!"

「噢這敢情好，你現在又在做什麼了？不要敲！」

"Mate! This is the stupidest fucking idea yet!"

「老兄！這是你目前為止做過最愚蠢的行為了！」

"Stop it! Crikey, I don't mean to sound ungrateful,"

「停下來！哎喲喂呀，不是說我是個忘恩負義的人，」

"but yeah... don't... don't... what are you doing now?"

「但你... 別... 別... 你現在又在幹嘛了？」

"Don't pull on my ears again."

「不要再拉我的耳朵了！」

"We've been over this, this is a shit idea as well!"

「我不是已經跟你說過了嗎？這也是一個爛主意！」

"What are you going for now? You're going for my tail."

「你現在又想要幹嘛了？噢你又要弄我的尾巴了」

"Remember what I said about tail awareness?"

「你還記得我說的『尾巴的意識』嗎？」

"Don't fucking pull it off! Don't rip off my whole tail!"

「你他媽不准給我拉掉喔！不准你把我整個尾巴都扯掉！」

"Jesus fucking Christ!"

「天殺的老天爺啊！」

"Okay, yeah, squish my ears in, that's good."

「好，對，用塞的把我的耳朵塞進去，很好」

"We don't want to rip my ears off."

「我們不會想我的耳朵給扯掉吧」

"Yep, just... okay! No, I've got it, I've got it! Thank you very much okay."

「對，只要... 好了！不，我自己來，我自己來！噢真是多謝了」

"I'm out of here now, I've got to go hunt some mice, fuck yes!"

「我要閃了，我要去獵一些老鼠了，爽啦！」