[ALARM BUZZING]

[GROANING]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

-Huh?

[SIREN]

[BEEPING]

[SQUAWK]

-Good morning, Blu.

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Your macaw is a very special bird.

In fact, Blu is the last male of his kind.

-I have a kind?

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): The only other blue macaw is in

Rio de Janeiro.

-Brazil?

MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Don't worry.

I'm going to make Blu look irresistible.

BLU (OFFSCREEN): She's beautiful.

She's like an angel.

[MUSIC - LIONEL RICHIE, "SAY YOU ,SAY ME"]

-OK, I had nothing to do with that.

But I have to admit it's actually a pretty good song.

(SINGING) Naturally.

Yeah.

-Lionel Richie.

Works every time.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): From the creators of Ice Age.

-Hi there.

-The last blue macaws on Earth.

These are worth a fortune.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): This Spring.

-What are you doing?

-Getting out of here.

-I can't--

-What?

You can't what?

-I can't fly!

-Is there anything else I need to know?

-Yes.

I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while, I pee in

the bird bath.

-Awkward.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Anne Hathaway.

-Is that a spider on my back?

-It's just a leaf.

Turn around.

Leaf.

Told ya.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Jesse Eisenberg.

-Bobo here can't fly.

-Ah!

Ah.

-Ah!

-Maybe we can find a bus schedule or something.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): George Lopez.

-Flying is not what you think up here.

It's what you feel you in here.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Tracy Morgan.

-I got yous good.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Jemaine Clement.

-Everybody loves a parade.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Leslie Mann.

-Squawk.

Squawkity.

Squawk.

Squawk.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to curse.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): will.i.am and Jamie Foxx.

-I saw this big cockatoo.

-With big ninja talons.

And then he was like, coming with me, you little princess.

-And I was like, psh, psh, I ain't your princess.

Leave me alone.

ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Rio.

-Ah.

We're going to die.

-Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

You did not feel it in here.

-You think?