and welcome to our

今天歡迎來到我們的

it's the first challenge ever

挑戰時間!

got this idea from some youtubers

這是我們的挑戰篇第一集

seems to be fun

從一些youtuber那得到的靈感

so we're gonna do this

感覺很好玩

so basically

所以我們也要來玩啦

the challenge is about

所以基本上

I ask the question

挑戰的內容就是

and

我問你問題

the question is

然後你回答問題

how much do you know me

問題會是關於

and how much do I know you

你了解我多少

how much do we know each other

然後我了解你多少

haha yea that's just simple

我們到底了解彼此多少

we will start like normal questions

哈哈對 簡單來講

yea

我們會從簡單的問題開始

very easy ones

對

and then it's gonna be harder and harder

非常簡單的

and about the whip cream

然後會越來越難

if you answer it wrong

關於這罐奶泡

we're gonna put the %$#

如果你答錯了

if you answer it wrong

我們會把奶...$%&

we're gonna put the cream

如果你答錯了

inside your mouth

另個人會把奶泡

that's what she said

噴到你的嘴巴裡

and ass

that what she said

let's get started

還有屁股

my question to you

我們開始吧

already? okay

第一個問題

what's my favorite color?

開始了哦? 好

I knew it

我最喜歡的顏色?

heeheehee it's a simple one

我就知道

turkish blue

呵呵呵 好簡單

who is my favorite actor?

土耳其藍

Ryan Gosling

我最喜歡的演員是?

it's too simple

Ryan Gosling

it's super simple

太簡單了啦

who is MY favorite actor?

超簡單

Leonardo DiCaprio

那我最喜歡的演員是?

which city is my favorite, if it's about Poland?

Leonardo DiCaprio

Wrocław

我最喜歡的波蘭城市?

which city is my favorite?

Wrocław

Warsaw

那我最喜歡的波蘭城市?

Which type of dinosaur is my favorite?

Warszawa

T-Rex

我最喜歡的恐龍品種?

what is my favorite computer game?

T-Rex 暴龍

Half-Life

我最喜歡的電腦遊戲?

which part?

Half-Life

2

第幾部

which music band is my newest favorite?

2

Die Antwoord

我最近最喜歡的音樂團體?

but I don't know if they are pronounced like this

Die Antwoord

Die Antwoord

但我不知道要怎麼唸他們團名

No no no

Die.. Antwoord

even you can't say that

不 不 不

how old is my grandpa?

連你也不會唸吧

82

我阿公幾歲

no, almost 80

82歲

What is my favorite animal?

答錯了 快要80歲

How should I know?

我最喜歡的動物?

elephant

我怎知道?

no

大象

monkey

錯

no

猴子

tiger

錯

no

老虎

crab, turtle

錯

or pigeon

答案是 螃蟹 烏龜

pigeon is so random

還有...鴿子

yea

鴿子也太唐突了吧

I just made it up so doesn't matter

對呀

Is there any cream?

鴿子是我隨便編出來的

There is cream

這真的有奶泡嗎?

What's my favorite computer brand?

有耶

Lenovo

我最喜歡的電腦品牌?

Dell

Lenovo

Dell?!

Dell

there's no cream

Dell??!

can I open my eyes?

沒有奶泡啦

yea

我可以張開眼睛嗎?

give me your face

可以啊

why it's always on my nose

把你的臉給我

and I don't have nose

為何每次都擠在我鼻子上

so it's falling

但是我又沒有挺鼻

is it clean?

就一直滑下來

yea

乾淨了嗎?

which type of tea do I like?

嗯!

with sugar? without sugar?

我最喜歡哪種茶?

what do I like to add?

加糖?不加糖?

black tea with two spoons of sugar and milk

我喜歡怎麼加?

what's my favorite beer?

紅茶加上兩匙糖還有牛奶

like, the type

我最喜歡的啤酒是?

Porter

種類

yea

Porter

what is my favorite fruit?

對

avocado

我最喜歡的水果是?

actually yes

酪梨

what's so funny

欸對耶

who is my favorite penguin character

有什麼好笑的

from Madagascar penguin?

馬達加斯加的企鵝裡

Skipper

我最喜歡哪一隻?

Skipper is...?

Skipper

the boss

Skipper是...?

so yes

頭頭

I don't even know his name!

那你答對了

what's my favorite Andriod game?

你根本不記得他名字!

wiping poop?

我最喜歡的手機遊戲?

what?

滑大便?

Crossy Road

什麼?!

it's not fair

Crossy Road啦

too much

不公平啦

what kind of film disappointed me so much recently?

太多了啦

Kingsman

最近的哪部片讓我大失所望?

are you surprised?

Kingsman 金牌特務

it stinks!

你們很驚訝嗎...?

I want to ask about food

臭耶

but I like everything, so...

我想要問關於食物的問題

just whip it gently

但我全部都喜歡...所以...

face SPA

把它慢慢抹開

who is my favorite youtuber?

完美的臉部美容

this blonde girl

我最喜歡的youtuber?

yea what's her name?

那個金髮女生

Jenna Marbles

嗯哼 她的名字是?

ah yes

Jenna Marbles

who is my favorite youtuber?

啊 答對了

Pewdiepie

那我最喜歡的youtuber是?

yea, recently yes

Pewdiepie

hmm what's my...

沒錯 最近

actually we know each other so well

嗯...我最...

to be honest

其實我們懂彼此太多了

that's why it's not so surprising

老實說

maybe I did a lot

這就是為何我們沒有被奶泡大攻擊

of shots

但我被噴了很多

oh my God, it's dripping

在臉上

Sansan can't see anything

天啊 流下來了

so, we know each other too much

Sansan什麼都看不到了

and we wish you all the best

總之 我們了解彼此很多

please like

祝大家一切安好

subscribe

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訂閱

you can do the same to me

和在底下留言 :D

I can't even see you

你可以報仇

where are you?

我根本看不到你

so open your left eye

你在哪?

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張開你的左眼

we love you

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see you next time

我們愛你

bye!

下次見囉

cześć!

再見!

we should go shower

cześć!

yea

我們該去沖澡了