'cause it wasn't exactly what you expected?

Well, trust me, it could've been worse.

If you like to eat out at restaurants or fast food joints,

you may have experienced a situation or two

where you ordered wasn't exactly what was delivered.

Oh man, that sucks, huh?

But at least you didn't almost eat bullets,

a razor blade, or a mouse.

Today I've gathered the absolute craziest cases of people

who have reported finding little bonuses in their order.

And if you forgot the value of a home-cooked meal,

you'll remember after this.

So let's get right into it.

Here are 10 disgusting things found in fast food.

Number one is a tongue eating parasite in tuna.

Aw, look at that cute little guy.

It looks like a baby Pokemon.

It's a flesh eating parasite, oh.

In mid January of 2015, 28-year old Zoe Louise Butler

of Nottingham, England purchased a can

of Princes brand tuna chunks at her local grocery store.

Upon prying open the lid,

she noticed a pair of little black eyes looking back at her.

Snapping a photo of it, she shared it on Twitter,

asking for opinions as to

what the tiny little creature might be.

After much speculation over Eric,

which was the name she gave the translucent little creature,

and using the hashtag #tunagate,

the Natural History Museum suggested

that it's probably the head of a Cymothoa exigua,

also known as a tongue eating louse.

In case you didn't know,

the tongue eating louse is a parasite

that lives and feeds on the tongues of certain fish

by entering through their gills.

After a long Twitter war of speculation,

ranging from a tadpole to a turtle,

Eric's species was identified

through a series of lab tests on February 6th, 2015.

Unbelievably, Butler did not seek any compensation

from the tuna company for the incident,

but I'm guessing she's probably gonna avoid tuna for awhile.

Number two is finger in a sandwich.

Okay, class, rule number one

for working at a fast food joint.

If you cut off your finger,

just walk out and don't tell anybody.

Nothing's gonna happen!

In May of 2012, Ryan Hart, a 14 year old boy

from Jackson, Michigan,

bit into an Arby's Jr. Roast Beef Sandwich

when he encountered something

that was a little tough to chew on.

What is this, parsley?

Oh, God!

Claiming that it tasted disgusting

and seemed rubbery in texture,

the teen spit it out to discover

that he had bit on someone else's chopped off finger

and it was in his mouth.

An investigation into the incident led health officials

to conclude that a worker had actually severed her finger

while operating a meat slicer,

and for some reason left the area

without telling anybody about it.

Soon after, another worker,

realizing that the order still had to be completed,

went to her station and continued preparing the meal.

The injured worker was treated in hospital,

and the Arby's closed for cleaning, you know,

before any other unmentioned body parts just pop up.

Is it roast beef or an eyeball?

Nobody knows.

Number three is a condom in clam chowder.

When you're eating clam chowder,

it's best to use protection.

During the night of February 26th, 2002

in Irvine, California, 48 year old Laila Sultan was dining

with three of her friends

at a McCormick and Schmick's seafood restaurant.

She was enjoying a nice bowl of clam chowder

that she had ordered

until she bit into something (smacks lips) rubbery.

She complained to her friends, but they just teased her,

saying, "Oh, it's probably just clam."

But, unable to chew it, she decided to spit it out,

only to discover that she was actually trying

to consume an unpackaged and seemingly used condom.

Yeah, I'ma give you a minute to marinate on that one.

The seafood restaurant chain initially claimed

that this was an obvious hoax,

but soon after she sued them for psychological damages

and actually won an undisclosed amount in the settlement.

Sadly, the man who obviously loved his soup

a little bit too much was never found.

I can see the headline now: "Soup molester on the loose."

Number four is a mouse in a loaf of bread.

(laughs) Nothing like a dead mouse in bread, oh boy!

In January of 2009, while making a lunch

of cheese sandwiches for his twin sons and daughter,

41 year old Stephen Forse of Kidlington, England

noticed something strange on the side

of the bread that he was using.

What is that, mold?

Kids, lunch is cancelled.

The loaf of bread that Forse had purchased

through an online grocer included an entire dead mouse

that was embedded in it.

Disgusted over the fact that he had already used slices

from that particular loaf earlier to feed his kids,

Forse notified the government of his gross find,

and environmental health officers collected the samples

from his home.

But if you thought that was disturbing,

the tail of the rodent was missing

and made Forse even more grossed out because he realized

that his family had already previously consumed it.

After an investigation, it was determined

that the lone mouse had made its way

into the baking facilities

and got compacted into the side of the bread crust. (gags)

After admitting negligence,

and following proper food safety regulations,

Premier Foods was forced to pay an equivalent

of $21,000 U.S.

That's not even a lot of money.

$21,000?

The guy and his family ate a rat tail.

That man is never going to again be able

to go close to Disneyland.

A piece of me's in your belly! (laughs)

Number five are razor blades in burgers.

In 2007, Cracker Barrel mysteriously pulled all hamburgers

from hundreds of restaurants very suddenly.

Patrons were confused when they showed up unable

to order a burger which was a popular menu item.

Well, as it turns out, a woman in South Carolina reported

ordering a burger as she had always done,

except this time it had a razor blade embedded in it.

Hmm, yeah, this burger tastes like a lot of blood, mm.

After biting into the burger,

she actually cut the inside of her mouth

with a piece of metal that was embedded in the patty.

313 restaurants out of a total of 557 were all told

to remove the burgers from their restaurants

for fears that there may be more situations like this.

Strangely, the burgers are delivered

to them premade and frozen

from their biggest supplier, Cargill Meats,

who investigated the issue.

That's not even the disturbing part.

What disturbs me is that they only shut down

313 restaurants out of 557.

They're like, "Okay, guys,

"we're gonna roll the dice on this one.

"Uh, these ones probably don't have razor blades.

"These ones do.

"Okay, let's sell some burgers."

Number six is bandage in a pizza.

After ordering a large Pizza Hut Supreme Pizza

on June 8th, 2011,

52 year old Clifton Park, New Jersey resident Ken Wieczerza

ate a portion of it and then put the rest

in the fridge as leftovers.

So the next day he decided, "Mm, I want some tasty pizza,"

so he took it out, took a bite of one of the cold pizzas,

only to discover something a little too chewy in the dough.

Turning over that piece, he found a blue adhesive bandage.

Not only that, but the bandage came complete

with someone else's dried blood in the cotton

and had actually been baked into the bottom

of the crust of the pizza.

But in possibly the strangest twist,

once being a distribution manager himself,

he actually felt sympathetic for the company,

so he tried keeping quiet,

complaining directly to Pizza Hut, but that didn't work.

After being completely ignored by the company,

he preserved the evidence in a sealed bag in the freezer

and continued to complain.

But after an entire month of being ignored,

he decided to finally go public with his experience.

This time Pizza Hut took notice.

But instead of reaching out to him,

they publicly refuted his claims.

Um, our employees only use red bandages.

This man is a fraud.

Number seven are nails in mac and cheese.

Bet you didn't know that a simple bowl

of mac and cheese could quickly become a yummy nightmare.

On August 24th, 2008, while halfway through eating

a Tesco Value Macaroni and Cheese Ready Meal,

21 year old bride-to-be Rebecca Shorten

came across a troubling sight.

There among the orange cheesy noodles were two nails.

Just a little smidgen upset,

she immediately stopped eating the meal,

snapped a bunch of photos of her find, and set it aside.

However, soon after, she became very ill

and had to go to the emergency room to be checked out.

I think you can guess where this is going.

Doctors quickly discovered

that there had been a third nail in the dinner

and, yes, she had accidentally eaten it.

The doctors actually recommended

that it would pass on its own,

but that night she went home

and experienced even worse pains.

She was rushed back to the hospital,

where she remained under observation and on morphine

until the nail, uh, passed.

Oh, but, Matt, did she get a big payday?

No, no.

For all of her trouble,

Tesco only offered Shorten a refund on the meal,

which amounted to less than a dollar.

They did, however, recall all similar frozen meals.

Man, I guess it takes four nails or more

to get a payout these days.

It's tough times.

Number eight is a tampon in steak.

On July 10th, 2009, a man named Axel Sanz-Claus

was fine-dining at the Bull and Bear Restaurant,

which is located

inside New York's famous Waldorf-Astoria hotel.

A tourist from Germany, Sanz-Claus was chewing away

at the expensive steak and spinach that he ordered

when he suddenly found himself unable

to break down whatever was in his mouth.

Spitting it out, he was horrified to learn

that he had been chewing on a used tampon.

Oh my gross!

After trying to sterilize his mouth by gargling brandy

and running to the bathroom,

Sanz-Claus had restaurant staff call him an ambulance,

fearing that he had been exposed to an illness.

At the hospital, doctors did confirm

that the item was what he thought it was,

and he was tested for hepatitis.

As if that wasn't enough, he was then instructed

to wait two weeks and then get an AIDS test.

Meanwhile, the Waldorf-Astoria launched an investigation

into the Bull and Bear Restaurant, but found no evidence

that the tampon came from their kitchen,

and called the matter highly suspicious.

Highly suspicious?

I call it highly disturbing!

Ugh, I'm gonna yak.

Number nine is a knife in a sub.

In June of 2008, 27 year old John Agnesini