today is our Q&A

今天是我們的問答篇!

so the same as last time in the winter

跟上次冬天一樣

we decide to do it outside

我們決定要來出外景啦

so it's actually the same park as last time

其實這地點跟冬天那集是同個公園

in the snow

只是那時候在下雪

but right now it's summer time

現在終於夏天啦

we have so many questions from our subscribers

我們有來自粉絲的很~多~問題

no we don't have any questions

其實沒有

first of all

第一個問題

actually right now

我們周末都在幹麼?

actually right now at the weekend

現在

what we do is to...

我們周末

just point somewhere on the map

都...

that's what I love to do

會在GOOGLE地圖上， 隨便找個看起來有趣的地方去探險

we just open Google Translate...

這是我們很享受的玩法

to open Google Maps

反正就把GOOGLE翻譯打開...(口誤)

and point somewhere on the map

打開GOOGLE地圖

somewhere....some shit hole

然後隨意找一個看起來不錯的地方

we usually choose beach side

很郊區的地方

anywhere near the lake, or the river

我們通常都是選河邊啦

and it doesn't have to be the vacation resort, no

反正就是湖邊不然就是河邊

no no no, something very wild

而且最好不要是人人皆知的渡假勝地

and then we just go there

不不不，一定要是很郊區的地方

park anywhere we can

我們就直接出發

and just chill there

隨便停車

actually every weekend is like this

就可以在那放鬆啦

but it's really, really fun

其實現在周末都是這樣過的

because you discover so many...

不過這真的很有樂趣

discover so many places that other people will never been there

因為你會因此發現很多...

or only those local people who live near the village will know that

很多別人不會知道的地方

so bad

或是只有那些附近鄉下的民眾才知道的口袋景點

so anyways

好壞喔你

right now we will be going to Wroclaw

總而言之

we will make one short video there

再來我們要去Wrocław啦

because it's going to be pretty short trip

我們會拍一集旅遊短篇

like...2 days

因為這趟旅程還滿短的

stop interrupting me

就2天

because my...

不要打斷我!!

aunt

因為我的...

no

阿姨

my aunt's daughter

不是

is gonna have something like...communion

我阿姨的女兒

which is like a...not bathtub...

要舉辦她的共融日

he's bullying

就像是...受洗日 (英文口誤成浴缸日)

during the week...working!

他在欺負別人

also this is a good time to clarify to you guys

我們周間都在幹麼?

we are not replying or posting so many things during the week

周間...都在工作!

because we are literally working our ass off

我們要趁這機會澄清一下

and it's so...so crazy during the week

我們平常比較少在po新文或是回覆你們的留言

sometimes we just go home

因為平日真的好忙好忙

grab a beer

真的很瘋狂

or 2

有時候一回家就只想

or more

開罐啤酒來喝

our minds are just full of crazy working stuff

或兩罐

so we just want to clear them up

或...很多罐

by drinking beer and just watch some YouTube

整個腦袋就充滿著工作的鳥事

and that's all

所以就真的只想讓腦袋放鬆下

those people in the front, they look very sporty I think

所以平常下班後就是喝個小酒看個youtube

they think that we're recording them

就差不多了

because it looks like we are recording...lol

欸前面那些看起來很流氓的人

the next one

可能以為我們在錄他們

in June, we are going to...

因為前鏡頭的角度就是直對著他們哈哈

ah yea, Jesus, I forgot

下一題

we should cut our hair, that's the first recent plan

我們近期計畫是什麼?

omg

六月我們要去Orange Warsaw Festival (音樂祭)

because of Die Antwoord of course

阿對齁，我都忘了

and because of Skrillex

我們近期的計畫應該是先去剪頭髮

actually this is another question

天啊

wow look at that dog

要去音樂祭當然是因為Die Antwoord要表演啦!

what kind of music do we listen to?

另外還有Skrillex

I used to be a very metal guy

這也帶出了另外一個問題

I was listening to lots of metal music, like....

哇你看那隻狗

Rammstein, Metallica

我們都聽什麼類型的音樂呢?

Iron Maiden..

我以前是非常金屬風的人

and so on...

我聽很多這類的音樂，像是

and right now I'm basically listening to everything

Rammstein, Metallica

even up to rap music

Iron Maiden

to some pop music

等等

so everything basically

現在我其實什麼都聽

I find any kind of music interesting, except disco polo

饒舌樂也聽

so about me...

或是一些流行樂

I like those indie music

基本上就都聽

but not all of them

感覺各類型音樂都滿有趣的阿，除了波式舞曲

basically like those...

至於我嘛

folk music

我喜歡一些獨立音樂

like a group of people with guitar

不過不是全部

that's one of them

基本上就是類似

and the second one..

民俗樂吧

I like dubstep

就是樂團，通常都是簡單吉他演奏

it's such a huge differences

這種的

the next question

另外我就喜歡

my favorite Taiwanese dish is...

dubstep

probably...

兩者的差異真大...

everything

下個問題

ok and Polish dish?

我們最愛的台菜和波菜?

no just tell me which one is your favorite?

我最愛的台菜是...

I think something called...

應該是...

not like fried chicken

什麼都愛

it's like a vendor

好，波菜呢?

they deep friend everything

不是，你還是要說最愛的台菜

they deep fried vege, tofu

我喜歡...

chicken

不是炸雞

and they season with pepper and salt

其實就是一個攤販

so it's called "Salty Crunchy Chicken"

他們會酥炸任何你挑的料

which, if you translate it

炸蔬菜呀，炸豆腐阿

it's like salty fried chicken

炸雞阿

my favorite Polish dish is gołąbki

然後就簡單鹽跟胡椒來調味

Gołąbki

叫做鹹酥雞

my mom makes very nice gołąbki

如果你直翻的話

and she just loves to eat that

就是鹹鹹酥酥的雞

and I find it boring

我最喜歡的波菜是高麗菜捲

but I think the reason why I like it

高麗菜捲

it's because it contains rice inside

我媽做得高麗菜捲非常好吃

I guess so

她就很愛吃這道菜

if you are not familiar with gołąbki

我覺得這道菜很無聊

it's basically...

不過我覺得我會喜歡這道菜

a cabbage roll

是因為裡面有包飯

wrap with meat and rice inside

我想也是

and you steam them I guess?

如果你不知道波式高麗菜捲長怎樣

I don't know how to cook but yes

基本上

if it's about me...

就是高麗菜捲

Polish dish....ehhh....

裡面包了絞肉跟飯

you like Barszcz

然後應該是用蒸的吧?

from the soup I love Barszcz

我不知道怎麼煮

red soup

如果是我的話...

that's all?

波菜喔....

red soup

你喜歡羅宋湯

and also I like the....

對，湯的話我喜歡羅宋湯

from soup, I like...

紅菜根湯

Żurek

就這樣嗎?!

tomato soup

羅宋湯

Rosół

我還喜歡...

everything

湯的話我喜歡

and?

黑麥麵糰湯

and mushroom soup

番茄湯

so everything

雞湯

you know, every time

那就是全部呀

we are eating Polish food at the weekend

還有別的嗎

he always order the same

還喜歡蘑菇湯

Barszcz

那就是全部都喜歡

the red beet soup

你知道每次阿

and with schabowy

我們周末去吃波蘭菜的時候

which is a pork

他每次都會點一樣的

with potato as side dish

羅宋湯

and some smashed vegetables

就那道紅湯

and he never finish his potato and smashed vegetables

然後點豬排

never

炸豬排

it's just has to be there

配馬鈴薯

about Taiwanese food

跟一些切碎的水煮蔬菜

everything

可是他每次都沒有把馬鈴薯跟蔬菜吃光

same as me

從來沒有

because the food is so tasty

點來擺在那裏看的

everyone says that

至於台菜嘛

recently we're in the Chinese restaurant

我都喜歡耶

and something just smell like

跟我一樣

this kind of food

因為每道都好好吃阿

and I was already in heaven

大家都這樣說

still it didn't taste exactly the same

最近去了一間中國餐館

so I would rather say, everything in Taiwan

有道菜的味道跟台菜很像

is perfect

就是聞起來很像

so the same as me

我就覺得好香哦，像置身天堂一樣

so the last question

不過中菜跟台菜吃起來還是不一樣

we call it big bird

我的結論是，每道台菜都...

it's actually a gray crow

超好吃

yea

那就是跟我一樣意見嘛

hooded, like they are with the hood

最後一個問題

with forehead

我們最喜歡的鳥?

yea, they have really huge forehead

我們簡稱他為大鳥

and they just look so inteligent

其實是灰色烏鴉

and I see them only in Warsaw

冠小嘴烏鴉

maybe the other cities also have it

它們感覺有長額頭

but in Lublin I didn't see it at all

有額頭

they're highly inteligent

對，他們有很挺的額頭

cute

看起來超聰明的

and they are brutal

我在波蘭只在華沙看過他們

yea, like last time

可能其他城市也有

Sansan once just sent me...

不過在Lublin時都沒看到他們

a message

他們非常聰明

that: I just saw a big bird

又可愛

brutally eating chicken wing

而且滿兇的

it's already the bone

上次

and he's just eating another bird

Sansan就傳簡訊給我

and then there was another scene

說

we saw a pigeon

我看到一隻大鳥

obviously dead pigeon

很兇殘的在吃雞翅

because the chest was opened

其實是剩下的雞骨頭啦

like some alien came out from it

基本上他就是在吃另外一隻鳥阿

so it was fully opened

然後另外一天

and of course we saw the big bird

我們看到一隻鴿子

just gently approaching that corpse

已經死掉了

just gently, gently

因為整個胸口大開

getting to that corpse

就像是外星人從裡面爬出來過

and we were just looking

總之整個胸口大開

and he was like

然後當然，我們就看到一隻大鳥

no, I'm just having a walk

很從容地慢慢走近鴿子的屍體

because there are some people on the street

很從容哦

and dog on the street

慢慢的接近

so he's like:

我們就在那邊觀察他

and he somehow just...hummm..

他表現的像是

there is a dead pigeon

沒有沒有，我只是在這邊散步

and then..

因為那時候旁邊還有行人阿

he started to eat it

狗阿，在附近

brutally

所以他還裝若無其事

because he put one of his claw

然後默默地就定位

onto the body to stable it

哇～這麼剛好有塊鴿肉

I Wonder if he see another bird from the same species

接下來

will he eat him?

他就開始吃那隻死掉的鴿子

I think he will

兇殘地吃

after 1hr

因為他還把其中一隻腳壓在屍體上

the whole corpse was gone

固定鴿肉

literally gone

我在想如果他看到另外一隻死掉的烏鴉

there was not even one piece left

他會不會去吃?

it's amazing

我覺得會耶

so I think that's pretty much it

一小時候

I know we have lots of questions

整個屍體都不見了

no we don't

真的消失

so hope you guys enjoy it

一塊肉也不剩

hope you guys also enjoy the view

超酷的

and the nice season in Poland

大概就是這樣啦

we will see you next time

我知道還有很多問題還沒回答到

BYEBYE

才怪...哈哈

bye!!

希望你們喜歡這集