The runner dad.

落跑型爸爸

Where do babies come from?

寶寶從哪裡來的呢？

Well, um...

這個嘛，呃...

The actor dad.

演員型爸爸

Well, basically there were some... some lions and a bird called Zazu.

這個嘛，基本上就是有一些...一些獅子啦，還有一隻叫做沙祖的鳥

The blunt   truth dad.

直白型爸爸

Very quickly, I think it was under 30 seconds.

我其實還滿快的，我想大概不到 30 秒吧

Nants ingonya...

（獅子王主題曲）

The technical dad.

術語型爸爸

You know in human pregnancy prenatal development, also known as antenatal development,

你知道在人類孕期的產前發育期，也就是胎兒發育時期，

is the development of the embryo following fertilization and continued as fetus to...

這是指經過授精之後的胚胎的發育期，然後持續發育成胎兒...

... time when major occurrences being listed by gestational age. So, you get all that?

... 在達到不同的妊娠年齡時會有不同的巨大變化發生。所以，你都聽懂了齁？

... the circle of life~

... 生生不息~ （獅子王主題曲）

The 'ask your mother' dad.

「去問你媽」型爸爸

Ask your mother.

去問你媽

The freak out dad.

暴走型爸爸

Hey, dad where do babies come from?

嘿，把拔，寶寶從哪裡來的？

Uh ahh, ahhhhh...

呃啊，啊啊啊啊

The awkward laugh dad.

尷尬笑不停型爸爸

Where do babies come from?

寶寶從哪裡來的？

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....... Oh God.

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...... 噢我的老天

The awkward stall and just hope they forget what they asked and then leave and not ever ask it again, dad.

「尷尬的拖延時間希望小孩會自動忘記他們問了什麼就離開了然後最好不要再問第二遍」型爸爸

Dad, where do babies come from?

把拔，寶寶從哪裡來的？

Um......

呃...

The little white lie dad.

白色謊言型爸爸

And then they fly the baby, and they, um, they drop, and the baby comes down the chimney,

然後牠們就帶著寶寶飛，然後把寶寶丟進煙囪裡，

the chimney into the hospital, and then mommy and daddy have... the baby... to keep.

通往醫院的煙囪，然後馬麻和把拔就... 有寶寶... 啦

The 'sorry what was that?' dad.

「不好意思你說什麼？」型爸爸

Where do babies come from?

寶寶從哪裡來的呢？

Oh sorry, what was that? I can't... I can't...

噢不好意思你說什麼？我沒辦法... 我聽不到...

Ooh, look, there's a... I can't hear. There's some loud music.

噢，你看這裡有個... 我真的聽不到，外面的音樂是在太大聲了

(beatboxing)

（秀口技中）

I can't.

我聽不到

The super cheesey dad.

綜藝咖型爸爸

Well, I'm so glad you asked. Would you like to find out?

哇，我真開心你問了這個問題。你真的想要知道嗎？

Yeah.

對

Are you sure you want to find out?

你確定你想要知道嗎？

Yeah!

對！

Are you really sure?

你真的確定嗎？

Yeah!!

對！！

Al... Alright then, here we go! ...um...

好... 好哦，那我們就開始吧！ 呃...

Um, no babies were harmed in the making of this video.

在製作這部影片時沒有真的寶寶受傷

High five?

擊個掌？

Can you do it? Thumbs up to the... can you do it? Thumbs up to the camera.

你做得到嗎？比個讚... 你做得到嗎？對著鏡頭比讚

I don't know if you can see it, but...

我不知道你們看不看得到，不過...