we're at the metro station of Taipei

我們在台北捷運站

so as you can see

你可以看到

it's very crowded.. well not really crowded

很擠...好啦其實沒有很擠

but busy rather

但人來人往還滿忙碌的

and now

現在

now we're heading to Taipei 101

我們要前往台北101

so we're gonna take metro to 101 station

所以我們要搭到101站

which will be the red line

是紅線

this is the platform

這是月台

and we have the waiting line

我們的捷運站有等待線

cool, many people

酷，好多人

hello guys

嗨大家

I just realize that I'm standing next to a very, very tiny building

我發現我站在一個很小的建築物旁邊

what's that

這什麼！

Taipei 101!

台北101

omg

天啊

this is...big

好大

this...the pink building

這個粉紅色的建築是世貿中心

so lots of exhibition always go there

很多展覽都辦在這裡

ok

哦

I used to live very near, like 10 mins away from here

我以前住離這裡很近，大概走路10分鐘

Taipei 101 itself is like a...

台北101本身

business center and also a shopping mall

算是辦公大樓跟購物中心的合體

so from here is the entrance of the shopping mall

這邊是購物中心的入口

and there...

然後那邊

this part is the business part

是商務區

this part

這邊

Sansan

Sansan

what?

幹麼

can I get there?

我可以去那嗎？

yes

可以

where?

哪裡？

don't know

不知道

there

那裡

on the top

頂樓

are you happy?

你開心嗎？

we just had a weather forecast

我們今天看到天氣預報

that the condition of the weather is not that good

今天的空氣品質不是很好

yea, it's medium-bad

恩，空氣品質是中等偏差

we're a little bit coughing

我們有點小咳嗽

but I don't know it's because I'm having flu

但是我不知道是因為我快感冒了

or it's because it's really getting cold

還是天氣真的不太好

you know what

你知道嗎

I don't give a shit

我不在乎

me too

我也是

we're so stupid

我們好蠢喔

hello guys

全世界最快的電梯！

hello

哈囉大家

we're in Taipei 101

嗨

at the 89F

我們在台北101裡面囉

as you can see the view here is spectacular

在89樓

those buildings are actually like...

你可以看到景色非常壯觀

100m to 200m even

那些建築物

just imagine how high we are right now

大概都有100到200公尺

it's just amazing

所以可想而知我們現在位處多高的地方

but sad that the weather is not that good today

好令人驚艷

it's pretty foggy

不過有點可惜的是天氣沒有很好

so you can't see the full view

所以霧滿濃的

there is even more of them

沒辦法看到全景

but sadly you probably can't really see

遠方其實還有更多景色

you just see some sticks

不過你大概看不太到

some other buildings

只看的到一些柱狀的物體

and the mountain

其他的建築物

great

還有山

great

好棒

crazy

棒

super big wind damper

太瘋狂了

this whole huge ball

世界最大風阻尼器

as you can see

這整顆球

is connected to some wires

你可以看到

and it's absorbing the...

是跟一些纜線連結在一起的

the strikes

這個風阻尼器呢

strikes of the earth

就是在吸收一些晃動波

if it's too windy

像是地球散發出來的能量

if it's too shaky

如果說今天風很大

so this ball can balance this whole energy off

或是太晃

this is how it looks like

這個風阻尼器就會把這些能量都平衡掉

it's pretty amazing

長這樣

when there is an earthquake

滿酷的

or very huge wind here

譬如說如果今天有地震

normally you can see it's moving

或風很大

everything like this

你或許可以看到他在微微晃動

has to have a cute form

當然啦，這類的物體

as you can see, they also made...

一定要有個Q版的

the damper baby

所以他們也創造了...

the damper baby, yea

風阻尼寶寶

which is this one

沒錯

101

就是他

here you can see the whole family of dampers

101

and their mommy

你可以看到整個風阻尼寶寶家庭

with some other...

還有他們的媽

I don't know what's this

還有..

it's just cute

我不知道他誰

alien baby

反正很可愛啦

hey, hello there again

外星寶寶

right now, welcome in New Taipei

哈囉又見面了

New Taipei City

我們現在在新北市

this is like a famous tourism place

新北市

and because...

這是一個著名的觀光景點

because next to the riverbank

因為

there is a full food street

這整個河岸邊

so people come here to eat something

都是美食街

to chill with friends

所以民眾可以來這吃點東西

and look at the night views

跟朋友聚聚

you can also rent bicycle here

順便看夜景

the uBike

你也可以來這裡租腳踏車

uBike...yea

uBike

and then you can jusut have a round trip here

恩uBike

yea it's pretty cool

你就可以騎著腳踏車在這邊環繞看景

these are the friends of Sansan

滿酷的

and right now the friends of mine

還有這些是Sansan的朋友

no not that one

現在也是我的朋友啦！

1 2 3

不是那個

1 2 3

1 2 3

and the dog

1 2 3

maybe they can join us and say hi to the camera

還有一隻狗

maybe you want to say hi to the camera

他們要不要過來跟大家說嗨

introduce yourself

你們要不要來說嗨

who are you?

介紹一下你自己

I'm Avis

你是誰？

hi

我是Avis

hello Avis

嗨

Vicky

嗨Avis

hi I'm Tony

Vicky

hi

嗨我是Tony

they are my best friends

嗨

welcome to Taiwan

這些是我的好朋友

welcome to Taiwan!

歡迎來台灣！

thank you, thank you

歡迎！！

right now we are at...

謝謝，謝謝大家

looks like this

現在我們人在...

the weather is pretty shitty

長這樣

like always

天氣滿差的

in the capital

每次都這樣

other than this memorial hall

首都的天氣都特別差...

there are also the other two buildings

除了這個紀念堂以外

one of them is the National Musical hall

還有另外兩座建築物

we will show you later

其中一個是國家音樂廳

and the other one is the theater

等等秀給你看

also at the entrance of this whole Freedom Plaza

還有另外一個是戲劇院

there is a huge arched door

還有在這整個自由廣場的入口處

so it looks gorgeous

有一個很大的牌樓拱門

after you enter the entrance

看起來很壯麗

ok so let's just go forward

就你一進來整體看起來很厲害

this is the internal of the memorial hall

我們往前走吧

and you can see...

這就是紀念堂的內部

look, you can see...

你可以看到

you can see Chiang Kai-shek is sitting there

看啦

from the right to the left, it says

蔣中正就坐在那

ethics

從右邊到左邊寫著

democracy

倫理

and science

民主

which are the ideas which we should realize in our life

科學

oh and this is like...

這些就是我們生活中應該要實現的3個道理

this wording says

然後這邊

"The meaning of life is to create life in the universe."

的文字寫著

"The meaning of life is to improve our life."

生命的意義在創造宇宙繼起之生命

and there's the flag

生活的目的在增進人類個體之生命

yea our coat of arms

這邊是國旗

my favorite character

我們的國徽

I know she is blonde and I'm not up to blonde

我最喜歡的角色

but she actually looks good

我不喜歡金髮妹，不過...

so horny to her

她真的很不錯

we should watch Frozen

真的對她很有遐想耶

I already watch it

我們應該要看冰雪奇緣

in the plane

我看過了阿

she's naked in the film

我們坐飛機的時候可以看

yea yea yea

她在片中有裸體哦

she's not

最好是

(unfortunately)

她才沒有

the map

(很不幸地)

I have no sense of direction

捷運圖

should I help you?

我完全沒有方向感可言欸

kind of

我要幫你嗎？

but everythig is in Chinese

可阿

that's ok for me

可是全部都寫中文

look at these

我OK阿

looks pretty similar to something

你看

to enter the metro station

長的很像一個LOGO...

you have to..

要進去捷運站

pretty similar to the one in Warsaw actually

你要做的...

you have to go throught the gate

其實跟在華沙很像

I have the coin

你要過入口的閘門

you have to beep it there

我已經有了票

and you have what?

你要在入口處去感應逼逼

I have iCash

你的呢？

look at the iCash

我有iCash卡

you can pay normally with it in 711

你看這個iCash

which is like a convenient store

你可以在711用這個付錢買東西

man is going to the front

711就是便利商店啦

don't let any woman go first

男士優先

perfect

我不要讓任何女士走在我前面

I think this is our..

完美男人

no, we have to go even down

這台是不是我們要搭的...

to the one in the back

不是，我們還要再下一層樓

so this metro has double floors

後面那個入口才是

yes

哦所以這個捷運站有兩樓

say...

對

Say yes to sexual harassment

說...

finally we are out

對性騷擾說好！ （開玩笑的）

and it's raining

終於看見外面了

also the taxi here

結果在下雨

in the whole Taiwan

還有阿台灣的計程車

whole Taiwan, right?

在整個台灣

all of them are yellow

整個台灣對吧？

and this guy

都是漆成黃色的

is driving the uBike

還有這個男生騎的

it's like the city bike

就是uBike

this is the waiting zone

這就是市內的公共腳踏車啦

if you want to turn like those cars

這邊是待轉區

you cannot go like them, as a scooter

如果你想要跟那些車一樣左轉

cuz it's gonna be too dangerous on the road

如果你騎機車， 你不能跟他們一樣直接左轉

so they have to wait in this kind of zone

太危險

so from there

所以你需要停在這個待轉區

there to here

從這裡

and then you can just go forward

過來這邊

works like this

然後你就可以直走了

and this is like a more expensive district in Taipei

就是這樣

really?

另外這邊是台北比較高級一些的地段

see? they are just going

是哦

some buses

你看，現在他們直行了

look at the buses, they have flowers

還有些公車