and welcome to our...

歡迎來到問答篇! 生活篇!

is there any section like that?

我們有問答篇嗎

no, there's no Q&A section

沒有

today we decide to make the video outside in the park

今天我們決定要出外景

because Sansan likes snow

因為Sansan喜歡雪景

and I don't

我不喜歡

and he feels very awkward right now

他現在覺得非常尷尬

look at his face

你看他的臉

anyways, it has being snowing for...

總之，現在已經下了...

2 days?

2天雪了？

3 days even

3天有了

3 days

3天

so it's very snowy

所以外面雪積的很厚

nice that at least the snow is not that slippery

好的是至少雪沒有很滑

it's pretty wet

滿濕黏的

we come up with some questions regarding our relationship

我們想到一些關於我們感情的問題

so we will ask ourselves, and answer by ourselves

我們會提問給自己回答

cuz no one is asking us

因為沒有別人對我們有疑問

so first question

第一個問題

and why it's only me?

我們怎麼度過遠距離的?

because you're asking

為何只有我?

so how did we get over the long distance relationship?

因為你在發問呀

because there was a bit of lack

好，所以我們是如何度過遠距離的?

I went back to Taiwan for one year

當時的確是有一段時間

to finish my last semester of study

我回去台灣一年

and also I was working in Taiwan for a while

前半年在讀大學最後一個學期

so it was a long distance relationship at that time

畢業後又在台灣工作了一陣子

and we were skyping every day

所以那時的確是遠距離戀愛沒錯

and we have the application that you can type to each other online

我們就每天都skype

for me, it feels like...

我們也都會用聊天軟體跟對方保持聯繫

for me it wasn't really that far away

對我來說..

the problem is actually the hours

對我來說距離其實沒有很遙遠

because...for example

問題是時差

it's morning in Poland

因為...譬如說

and it's already afternoon in Taiwan

波蘭是早上

we have 7hrs of distance

其實在台灣就已經是下午了

yea and we were both studying at that time

我們有7小時的時差

so pretty shitty

而且我們兩個當時都在讀書

about this, yes

所以還滿惱人的

usually how did we have party?

時差是滿煩的

I had the party at normal time, for example..

所以通常我們都怎麼跟對方開party呢?

I mean, not normal

我通常就是正常時間開始

at 18:00 or 19:00

正常時間在這的定義是

and it's already after midnight (in Taiwan)

晚上6點或晚上7點開始開趴

she was never sleeping actually

但其實在台灣已經超過午夜了

we started the party at my time, over midnight

她從來都沒再睡的

and we had whole night party

我們就是在我的半夜開始開趴

so I went to sleep at 6am

開整晚的視訊趴

literally

然後我大概是早上6點去睡

but it was fun

認真

it was very fun

不過其實很好玩啦

overall about the relationship at that time

很有趣

it's really...

整體來說當時的遠距離感情

I feel like

其實

I feel like it actually strengthen our relationship

讓我覺得說

like a test, right?

更拉近了我們彼此的距離

yes like a test

就像考試一樣

if you pass this one

對 就像個考驗

so the things coming after it is not that difficult

如果你過了這關

and also during your staying in Taiwan

之後的挑戰都會迎刃而解的

we were deciding what to do

同時在你還在台灣的時候

and actually it works out

我們就已經在計畫下一步要怎做了

it's funny because during the time that

其實一切問題都自然地迎刃而解啦

we started the long distance relationship

好笑的是

we didn't even know that if it's gonna be short distance again

當我們開始遠距離戀愛時

we had no idea

我們根本不曉能不能再變成近距離戀愛

we knew that you're gonna come here for holidays, that's it

完全沒打算

so it was really like a gamble

我們只知道你暑假會來波蘭玩，就這樣

but..you know

所以那時候就像是打賭一樣

you have the plan, you want to stay together

不過...其實老實說

so somehow you will try to make it work

兩個人一起有計畫，你們想要再一起

some encouraging words for couples who are having long distance relationship

所以最後你們一定會一起想辦法解決問題的

don't be worry

所以要鼓勵所有遠距離的情侶們

you will get over it

不要擔心

just do it

你們會度過難關的!

do it

做就對了

question 2

做!!!

after being together for 3 years

第二個問題

is there any change of you..

在一起三年了

(fuck...)

你們有沒有什麼改變...

no

(說錯話)

no, no, the feeling is fantastic

在一起三年後，兩個人之間的感覺有沒有改變?

I mean...

沒有

that's what she said

沒有，感覺超棒

we love each other the same

我是說...

everything is super awesome

(那是她說的)

the matter is

我們還是很愛對方

about life habits

兩個人再一起還是很快樂

about life habits

唯一的問題是

that we mentioned previously

關於生活習慣

after you staying for such a long time with another person

沒錯 關於生活習慣

you are very open to each other

這就是我們之前提過的

too open sometimes

當兩個人再一起久了之後

you just know how this person behave in the normal life

你們會對彼此變得非常開放

when there's no one around

甚至太開放了

nobody's perfect, let's just be honest here

你會知道這個人私底下是怎樣的人

I am

特別是他的壞習慣

no you're not

就先坦承吧，沒人是完美的

because I'm totally behaving like she's not even there

我是阿

yea

你才不是

totally I don't care

因為我完全就是表現的跟她不在旁邊一樣

like man

沒錯

and she's behaving like her, so...

我完全不在乎

both of us have bad habits

就是像個男人一樣

I can't stand her hair in the shower

然後她也是超級做她自己

I can't stand her hair in the toilet

我們兩個人都有壞習慣

I can't stand her hair in the sink

我無法忍受她掉的頭髮

everywhere there's her hair

廁所都可見她的頭髮

she sometimes is too active for me

水槽也有

for exmaple she wants to go out everytime, any hours

到處都是

and annoyed when we're not going out

有時候她太活躍了

I'm angry that we're not going out

隨時都想要出去玩

I'm depressed, ok?

如果不出門她還會不高興

and I'm just like...

我會生氣

ok, let's go out

會覺得很低落好嗎

I won't play my GTA5

我就是

but let's go out

好吧，出門吧

....retard

我沒辦法打電動，不過算了

about our feelings to each other

就陪你去吧

in the beginning of course it's more like..

..白癡

very stimulating

關於我們對彼此的感覺呢

so much fun

一開始當然是

I don't know what this man is thinking

很刺激呀

I don't know what are his characters

很好玩

so we are exploring each other

我不知道這個男生腦子裡在想什麼

of course it's super fantastic

我不知道他的個性

and till now, we know a lot about each other already

我們都還在探索對方

so we are getting to be...

當然是非常好玩

like...on the way to family member

直到現在我們了解彼此很多很多

but still we feel this love and passion

所以就朝著

I mean, at least I do

家人的感覺在前進

I do as well

不過我們還是可以感受到彼此強烈的愛和熱情

When I see him I still feel love

我是說，至少我還是如此啦

Me too :)

我也是好嗎

And when I hug him I still feel love

我看到他時我還是感覺的到愛

ANd when I am working I am thinking about her so much

我也是:)

that I'm so far avay

我抱他的時候我也感覺的到愛

from her... and it's like

當我在工作時我都在想著她

aaahhhh

想著說我們離好遠

I can't wait to see her again at home

感覺就...

Really? yeah

唉~~好惱人

I didn't know that

好想趕快再見到她

I do

真的嗎? 是阿

You are super stupid

我之前都不知道你這樣想

Next question

真的是這樣

Our plan for this year: there are two plans

你超蠢

The first plan is very important

下個問題

The first plan

我們今年的計畫是什麼?

Is to goooo

我們今年的計畫有2個

To Taiwan

第一個計畫非常重要

And it actually gonna happen...

第一個計畫

Is this snow or poop?

就是

In two weeks we are going to Taiwan

要去台灣啦!!!

We gonna see every big city for sure

其實我們....

We gonna go there for two weeks

那是鳥屎還是雪?!

Like 16 days in total

再兩個禮拜我們就要去台灣啦

we're gonna see every big city

我們絕對會去重點的大城市

yes

我們總共會去兩周

we gonna see the...

大概16天左右

we will go to the beach

我們會去拜訪每個大城市

we will go to the mountains

沒錯

Taipei

還會去...

and my hometown

我們會去海邊

we will go to..

會去山上

everything will be on the videos

台北

because we're gonna make many, many videos in Taiwan

也會去我家鄉嘉義

show me your eggie position

我們還會去...

we just realize that I'm an egg

沒關係，到時候都會在影片上播出的

he's an egg

因為我們會在台灣拍很多很多集!

outside I'm white, but inside I'm Asian

表演一下你的「雞蛋姿勢」

yea so he's egg

我們最近才發現我是雞蛋

eggie position...go!

他是蛋

very, very looking forward to the trip

外面是白的(白種人)，裡面是黃的(亞洲人)

can't wait to see my family

沒錯 所以他是雞蛋

can't wait to bring him & show to my family

雞蛋姿勢....開始!

he's like an animal in the zoo

非常非常期待這趟旅行

it's gonna be like that

等不及要見我家人

like me being here

也等不及要帶他見我家人

I'm happy about everything

他到時候就會像是動物園裡的動物一樣

very excited about that

就像那樣

and hope you guys will stay tuned

跟我在這裡一樣

and have a trip with us in Taiwan

我都OK

second thing

很興奮

is that we are going to have a dog

也希望你們可以繼續收看

we are planning to have a dog

跟我們一起旅行到台灣吧!

for already two months

第二件事

because last year we were talking about having dog

是我們要養狗了

for a long time

我們計畫要養狗

and we were traveling to those adpoting shelters

其實已經計畫一陣子了

to see the dogs

去年我們就一直想著要養

and we found some interesting one

想很久了

but due to that time that we were so busy

我們也去逛了好幾個認養中心

and we were also thinking about the accommodation

去看狗狗

so many reasons

我們也找到好幾隻很有趣的狗

that we didm't continue to think about having the dog

不過因為去年真的太忙

so since this year everything will be more stable

我們那時候還想著要換房子

after we come back from Taiwan

種種因素

we will think about that

所以我們沒有繼續去挑狗狗

yep

不過今年一切應該都會比較穩定

so that is the second plan for 2016

所以從台灣回來之後

next question

我們會繼續去挑狗狗

for me I want to have the children when I'm older

沒錯

really?

這就是我們今年現有的大計畫啦

not like MILF

下個問題

but I'm saying..

你想要在年輕時就有孩子?還是老一點再有?

oh yea

我想要老一點再有孩子

I want to have a child when I'm...

真的?

30 years old

我不是說...老到熟女年齡才有

30

我是說

30

噢耶熟女

or over 30

我想要在...

not now

30歲左右有孩子吧

no, because..

30

I feel like I'm still young

30

and I would like to go to lots of places

或超過30

and I have this energy to go anywhere

總之不是現在

and our time is more spontanous when it's only two of us

不是，是因為...

so for me

我覺得我還很年輕

I don't care

而且我還想要去很多很多地方玩

I mean

我覺得現在我還有體力到處跑跳

of course not right now

而且只有我們兩個人嘛，所以時間很彈性

but of course not like I'm super old

對我來說

hahaha, like an old fart

我不在乎

I would rather say

我是說

I'm up to having a child in my 20s

當然不是現在

but not 24, 25

不過也不要到我很老了才有小孩

maybe like, 27, 28

哈哈哈，像老芋頭

maybe that's a good time

我會說

over 30 is ok for me as well

我會想要在我20幾歲的時候有孩子

well, she's older

不過不是24, 25歲

1 year only ok?

大概27, 28歲左右吧

but no matter what, not now

應該是個好時機

not now, too early

甚至超過30歲對我來說也都還可接受

it's scary

不過她比我老

when "child" this word is being brought up in our conversation

老一歲而已好嗎

or when we go to the hypermarket

不過無所謂啦，總之不是現在

and we walked through the baby zone

不要現在，太早了

I feel so spooky there...

很可怕耶

join the dark side

每次我們聊到孩子

I have a question for you

或是每次去逛大賣場

lots of Caucasian men think that

走到嬰兒用品區時

Asian women are very submissive

我都覺得很毛...

like we follow the orders

加入西斯吧!

we follow whatever you say

我要問你一個問題

do you think it's true

很多西方人都覺得

after you being with me?

亞洲女生很順從很乖

just according to your relationship with me

就是我們很服從命令的感覺

relationship with her

我們會照你說的做

no

你覺得這是真的嗎?

no, not at all

在你跟我交往之後，你的個人感覺

it's not like, you have to be just there

就根據我們兩個的相處經驗來講啦

and she's gonna do anything you want

跟她交往...

because it doesn't work like this at all

NO

unless you hire a whore to be your girlfriend

完全不是這樣

so maybe yes

絕對不是說你在那晾著當大爺

people always say that Asian girls are being very submissive

她就會替你做好所有的事

it has being changed over the years

因為真相並不是如此

and even right now

除非你聘個妓女當女朋友

I see girls are standing up for themselves in the relationship

那就還有可能

even back in Asia

我常聽到人家說亞洲女生就是很順從

I have lots of friends, there're not like: yes, yes, my boyfriend said so

我覺得在近年來已經有很大的改變

we even look down on this kind of girl

甚至現在

I personally look down on this kind of girl

我常看見/聽見女生會在一段感情內捍衛自己的權利

because it means you don't have your own opinion

甚至是在亞洲生活的女孩們都是一樣的

she is not your slave

我有很多朋友都不是說：對對，我男友說的算

that's my opinion

我們甚至會鄙視這種女生

so overall we are happy with each other

至少我自己是很無法接受這樣的女生的

and that's it

我覺得你就是沒主見嘛

this is how everything looks like around

拜託，你女朋友/老婆又不是你奴隸

ah Józef

這是我的個人意見

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總體而言我們對彼此是滿意的

we love you

就這樣啦

see you next time

給你們看下周遭的風景

byebye!

阿～Józef

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