and welcome to our...

歡迎來到MATSAN小廚房!

and today we gonna cook

今天我們要來料理食物啦

in a retarded way

當然是以很白癡的方式完成

as we always cook

一如往常...

basically we have a book of Jamie Oliver

基本上我們有Jamie Oliver的書

the recipe of him

他的食譜

there are some dishes that we can make in few mins

裡面有很多料理我們理當可在幾分鐘內完成

I guess...right?

是吧?

15 minutes

15分鐘

everything is in Chinese and I don't know shit from there

整本食譜都是中文所以我完全看不懂

today we're going to make this

今天要煮的料理叫做：

she has to help me

牛排 雞肝 還有一些東西

alright

Sansan要幫我哦

because everybody knows that our cooking skills are horrible

開始吧

so we will try our best

因為大家都知道我們的廚藝真的很爛

to show you that you can actually make the same food

所以呢我們會竭盡所能

as it is shown on TV

證明給你看說其實凡人也可以做出

or in the recipe....hopefully

電視上的美食

I don't know..

或是食譜書裡的美食...希望如此啦

probably not

我不太確定

but anyways

八成沒辦法

we will do our best

總而言之

stop it

我們會盡力的

smells good

別聞了

we are going to show you the next ingredients

可它很香阿

Hello hello hello

再來要告訴你你需要哪些食材

welcome to our kitchen

哈囉哈囉哈囉

looks shitty

歡迎來到我們的廚房

which we are not using it very often

看起來很爛

so here are our ingredients

我們很少在用這廚房

around 200g potatoes

這裡就是所需的食材啦

we just cut them

200g的馬鈴薯

and onion

已經切塊切好了

and lettuce

還有洋蔥

we suppose to have smaller one

跟高麗菜

but can't find it here, so..

我們其實需要的是小顆的高麗菜

we just have these normal one

可是找不到

steak

所以就用一般大小的沒關係

seasoned steak

牛排

with rosemary, pepper, salt

調味過的牛排

and lastly, liver

用的調料是迷迭香，鹽巴跟胡椒

and you also need a bottle of olive oil

最後，雞肝

it's the first olive oil...

你也會需要一罐橄欖油

so much commerical

這是我們人生中...

it's the first olive oil..

是在打廣告嗎

in our life

這是我們人生中第一罐

we also need...

橄欖油

we also need a bottle of beer

我們還需要...

Sansan, tell me what to do

還需要一罐啤酒

first of all

Sansan，快跟我說要幹麼

you should...

第一

season the liver

你要

here we have a huge pot of boil water

調味雞肝

and we will have to put everything in there

這邊我們已經準備好一鍋滾水

this

等下要把食材丟進去煮的

here right? yes

這個

I'm scared

這邊嗎？對

I'm gonna do it in this way

我好怕

shit

這樣丟好了

fuck

靠

ok

法克

made it

ok

hello

好了

hello there

哈囉

next step

哈囉

is to cut this delicious steak

下一步

and put it there into the fry pan

是把這塊好吃的牛肉切塊

Sansan the butcher

放到炒鍋裡去

now let's cook them

屠夫Sansan

have to cook the steak and the liver

來煮吧

one spoon, ah a bit more

要把牛排跟雞肝放到炒鍋煮

now we have to mix it

一匙左右的橄欖油... 哎呀多一點沒關係

Sansan is scared

再來把它攪拌一下

I'm really scared of that

Sansan很怕

cook it

我真的很怕噴油

now what we have to do

快煮

is to cook...

我們再來要做的

the onion and other nice smell ingredients

就是來煮

here we go

洋蔥還有其他很香的香料

a little bit of olive oil

來吧

that's the chicken stock

一點點橄欖油

now you have to smash them

這是雞高湯塊

you have to smash them

再來請把它壓碎

what just happened there?

你要把它壓碎成塊

and then

那邊是發生什麼事

smash it?

然後

yea

壓碎嗎

I'm smashing them

對

ok

我正在壓碎它們耶

enough

好

and the onion

夠了

I have to put them here?

再來是洋蔥

yes

要丟到那邊去嗎

and then you have to add

對

300ml of boil water

再來你要把

it's made already

300ml的滾水加進去

so please be careful

已經煮沸了

the last two steps

所以小心點

add the mąka

最後兩步驟

which is the flour

加入麵粉

how much?

加多少？

don't know

不知道

ok

好

maybe that much. ok

大概這樣吧， 好

and the last step

最後一步

piwo!

啤酒！

hahaha beer?

哈哈啤酒

yes

沒錯

ok how much?

要加多少？

all in maybe

不然全加吧

we don't actually like this brand

我們其實沒很愛這個牌子

it's like nothing special

喝起來沒什麼特別的

for cooking

欸是拿來煮飯的

ah not there

哦，不是來喝的哦

I think that's enough

我覺得夠了

basically the potatoes are done

基本上呢，馬鈴薯已經煮好了

what you have to do is

你最終步驟要做的

to pour off the water

就是把水倒掉

add salt and pepper

加鹽巴跟胡椒

and milk

還有牛奶

into it

攪一攪

so it should be like this

就好了

the sauce

醬汁部分

is very, very nice

非常，非常棒

it's the best of all

是全部裡面最成功的

because it tastes very onion

因為它嚐起來洋蔥味很重

and beer

還有很重的啤酒味

of course

就知道

I'm hungry

我餓了！

catch

接住

so now I'm going to try

我要來吃囉

it really taste good

哇，真的好吃

I'm very surprised

我很驚訝

but

不過

at the same time

同時

I feel like something is missing

我覺得還少了什麼的感覺....

Matus san

Matus先生

this is the end of

MATSAN小廚房

our retarded cooking with MatSan

已到尾聲

episode 1

這是第一集

it wasn't that bad actually

其實沒想像中那麼差

I love the sauce

我很愛這個醬汁

the sauce is really making the differences here

醬汁真的把這道料理提升到不同境界

and I think it will taste nice with beer

我覺得跟啤酒會是很好的搭配

as you can see

你也看到

it's already dark

外面都天黑了

really it's like 30-40 minutes of cooking

不過其實真的只要30-40分鐘的料理時間

maybe not 15mins

15分鐘是有點困難...

but you need to have all ingredients ready

不過重點是你要把食材都準備好

that's the big point

才可以

and it really great

真的好吃

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希望你們喜歡這一集

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我們好像忘了一個人...

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我們愛你

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