and welcome to our...

歡迎來到生活篇啦

today we're going to play with clay

今天我們要來玩黏！土！

Mr. Clay

黏土先生

today's game is about...

今天要怎麼玩呢

making something from the clay

我們要各自用黏土做作品

give it to the other person

然後把作品給對方

and another person have to paint this

然後我們要替對方的黏土著色

yes

沒錯

because we also prepare...

因為我們也準備了...

poops

便便

great

好的

stinks

好臭喔

looks like this

長這樣

dala! the block of clay

搭啦！一塊黏土

so let's get started

我們開始吧！

huh, what to make exactly

恩...要做什麼好勒

I think we need some water

我覺得好像要沾水耶

really?

是嗎

yea I think so

我覺得是阿

it's like my instinct

就是一種直覺

sems like we need some water

告訴我: 我們要沾水

I guess so

我想也是

that is way better

真的好多了

if kids are watching our channel

如果現在有小孩在看我們這一集

they'll be like: those idiots

他們一定會想說: 這兩個白癡

they are so retarded

他們超蠢的

I will make...plane

我要做...飛機

I'm gonna make an amazing plane

我要做一台很厲害的飛機

I literally don't know what I'm making

我真的不知道要做什麼耶

I already know what I'm gonna make

我知道我要做什麼了

it's gonna be really fantastic

一定很棒

ok

好

way better than yours

一定比你的厲害很多

it's gonna be one object only?

只能做一樣東西嗎

ah it can be few objects

可以做好幾樣阿

up to you, right?

看你

everything is up to you

全都看你

let me have some tea

我來啜個茶

(so gay)

娘娘腔

you really know what you're making?

你真的知道你在做什麼嗎

yes yes yes

知道知道

I think I need a solid block

我覺得我需要一塊大塊一點的...

poop?

大便？

this is my object

這是我的半成品

this is my object

這是我的半成品

what is that?

這什麼？

wtf is that?

這什麼啊？

pierogi (Polish dumplings) or something

是波蘭餃子嗎？

it really looks like

長得好像

it looks like puss(y)

長得好像...陰部...

no, it looks like...

不是...(太不雅了)

I think it's a snail

我覺得你在做蝸牛

stop guessing what I'm making

不要再猜我在做什麼了啦

wow, fantastic

哇好棒哦

look

你看

mine look so creepy

我的長的好詭異

and why there's a hole?

為何那裏有個洞啊？

just...STOP it

你很煩耶

he looks like Pikachu

他長得好像皮卡丘

oh my god

我的媽呀

ewww, I really don't get this

呃我不懂

I really, really just don't get it

我真的，真的不懂

kill me

殺了我

KILL MEEE!

殺了我吧！

ok so those are our creations

好，這些是我們的成品 Sansan做的:

creepy as hell dog

超詭譎的狗

very weird

非常詭異

strawberry

草莓

the snail with a hold inside it's shell

中間有個洞的蝸牛

it's fine

沒差好嗎

this is me

這是我

it's Mateusz

這是Mateusz

look at Mateusz's creations

再來看看Mateusz的作品

Jesus

天啊

the sports car

跑車

yea very sporty

對，非常流暢

the...don't know yet what the hell is that

還有....我也不知道這是什麼

smily snake?

笑臉蛇？

yea

對

Sansan

Sansan

it's horrifying

超恐怖的

those are my hands or boobs?

那兩團是我的手還我的胸部？

ehhh both

呃，都是

and the plane

還有飛機

for sure it's gonna crush

這台一定會墜毀

so now we're gonna paint them

現在我們要來上色啦

I want to paint the dog first

我要先塗狗

ok

好

it looks like poop

很像大便耶

spin him

轉身

very cute, come on

很可愛好嗎

dog is done

狗完成了

ok

好

time for Sansan

再來是Sansan

scary monster

恐怖怪物

I feel that the head will fall down very soon

我覺得她的頭會隨時掉下來耶

look what is she doing

你看她在幹麼

oh my god

我的天

lipstick

口紅

it's gonna be scary as hell

一定會超級可怕

oh my god

我的天啊

looks like she just eat something

看起來很像她剛吃完什麼...

even more

再補一點口紅

good?

ok嗎？

it's very scary

很恐怖

such a simple thing

你看，這麼簡單的事

we were just thinking, oh we're gonna make something

我們本來想說，來個DIY篇好了

this is gonna be so cute, so nice

一定會很好玩，很可愛

and then it became just...this!

結果就變這樣了...

this!

這樣欸！

whole hell

根本地獄

jesus

天啊

what is this?

這什麼呀

looks good

很可愛

looks scary

很恐怖

looks like they just remove the heart from that snail

看起來很像它們剛從蝸牛身體把心臟挖出來

overall looks very nice

整體來說很不錯

here you can see our creation that we just made

你可以看到我們的作品

from the left hand side

從左手邊開始

is Sansan

這是Sansan

this beauty here

這個美女

this is our dog

這是我們的狗

this is me

這是我

and this

還有這個

is just for your own...

是...

imagination

給你想像的

yea yea, for your own imagination

沒錯，是留給你想像的

this is the mystery here

這是一個謎團

Mr. Mystery

謎團先生

this is mystery number 2

這是謎團二號

why is he here?

為何他在這呢？

why is he a snail?

為何他是個蝸牛呢？

this is all up to you

這都是由你來決定的

and this is a strawberry

還有這草莓

but is it really a strawberry?

他真的是草莓嗎？

we don't know

我們不知道

we don't know anything about this

我們都不知道

everything is about your own....imagination

全部都交由你來決定

why he has a hole?

為何他身上有洞呢？

why there is a strawberry coming out fro the hole?

為何這草莓看起來像是從他身上挖下來的呢？

why we are all focus on him?

為何我們的焦點都在他身上呢？

this is just for your own story

你來當說書人

I think it's actually very, very nice

我覺得這個作品很棒耶

very creative for today

本日最有創意

because...

因為

we didn't even know it's gonna be like this

我們根本不知道會發展成這樣

it became so scary

變得好恐怖哦

why you're laughing at me?

你幹麼笑我？

how do you like it, Sansan?

你喜歡嗎？

I love it

我愛慘了

I love it as well

我也愛

it's really, really cool

真的很酷

beautiful

超美

this is our final creation

這就是我們的最終品啦

the rest, the plane and the car, we'll paint them later

剩下的跑車跟飛機，我們之後再塗色

as you can see

你可以看到

even such a simple game

儘管是這麼簡單的遊戲

simple fun game become something like this

也可以變成這樣

somthing like...we're mental couple

感覺我們好像腦子有問題哈哈

so please don't be harsh on us

請別對我們太嚴苛

it's fine, there's nothing horny finally

拜託，難得沒有情色的元素在裡面耶

finally

終於

like every episode there has to be something horny

每次我們每一集都會有色色的內容

and this time...perfectly normal

這次超正常的！

perfectly normal

超級正常

so that's it

就這樣啦

hope you had fun with us

希望你看的開心

see you next time

下次見啦

on the next video

下一集見

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不要忘了去按我們的Facebook專頁讚哦

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我們愛你哦

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再見！

see you next time! BYE!

下次見啦！byebye！

cześć!!!!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!