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  • When you're in Germany, you eat sausage.

    當你在德國的時候,你會吃香腸。

  • That's pretty much what they have.

    這幾乎是他們所擁有的。

  • They have a lot of sausage here.

    他們有很多香腸在這裡。

  • I had sausage for breakfast, you have sausage for lunch,

    我早餐吃的是香腸,你午餐吃的是香腸。

  • you have sausage for dinner.

    你有香腸的晚餐。

  • I went to a bar, they put sausage in a glass,

    我去了一家酒吧,他們把香腸放在杯子裡。

  • and you drink it. (audience chuckles)

    你喝了它。(觀眾笑)

  • It's crazy.

    太瘋狂了

  • See that little girl over there?

    看到那邊的小女孩了嗎?

  • That's a sausage lollipop

    這是一個香腸棒棒糖

  • she's eating right now. (audience laughs)

    她現在正在吃。(觀眾笑)

  • I'm gonna go inside, find out how it all happens.

    我要進去看看,看看是怎麼發生的。

  • This is, your name, sir?

    這是,你的名字,先生?

  • Marcus?

    馬庫斯?

  • Benser.

    本瑟

  • You make sausage.

    你做香腸。

  • (German language), I'm the Master, (German language).

    德文),我是主人,(德文)。

  • You're the master- Yes.

    你是主人,是的

  • of making sausage.

    做香腸的。

  • (German language)

    (德語)

  • Well, you have a high opinion of yourself, do you?

    那麼,你對自己的評價很高吧?

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Tell me what's going on here.

    告訴我這裡發生了什麼?

  • Grobe mettwurst.

    Grobe mettwurst.

  • [Conan] Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Zwiebelmettwurst.

    洋蔥香腸。

  • [Conan] Right.

  • Bau nel berwurst.

    BAUEL berwurst。

  • Nein, Bauern-leber-wurst.

    不,農夫的肝臟香腸。

  • Baueren-leber-wurst.

    包仁肝腸。

  • (German language)

    (德語)

  • Ah, my tongue won't do the language right.

    啊,我的舌頭不會做語言的權利。

  • I'm worried that if I use my tongue around you,

    我擔心如果我在你身邊用舌頭。

  • you might snatch it and make it into a sausage.

    你可以把它搶過來做成香腸。

  • I got my eye on this guy.

    我看上了這個人

  • (Marcus laughs)

    (馬庫斯笑)

  • What is that? That looks-

    那是什麼?這看起來...

  • (German language)

    (德語)

  • Uh, I have to tell you, that looks awful.

    呃,我得告訴你,這看起來很糟糕。

  • It just looks like someone was in a horrible accident!

    它只是看起來像一個人在一個可怕的事故!

  • Agh!

    啊!

  • (German language).

    (德語)。

  • Eat!

    吃吧!

  • [Conan] Can I,

    我可以嗎?

  • [Conan] Oh, I take it off?

    哦,我脫掉它?

  • [Marcus] Yes.

    [馬庫斯]是的。

  • What's inside? Please tell me.

    裡面是什麼?請告訴我

  • First, you eat, then I say.

    首先,你吃,然後我說。

  • No!

    不!

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • (German language), here!

    (德語),這裡!

  • Mmm.

    嗯。

  • Mmm.

    嗯。

  • Mmm.

    嗯。

  • Mmm.

    嗯。

  • [Conan] And what's that over there?

    那邊的是什麼?

  • This is salami.

    這是臘腸。

  • Salami!

    臘腸!

  • Salami.

    臘腸。

  • Great.

    厲害

  • We're gonna make some sausage.

    我們要做一些香腸。

  • (German language) (audience laughs)

    (德語) (觀眾笑)

  • come on.

    來吧

  • I don't want to go in here with him.

    我不想和他一起進去。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • If I'm never heard from again,

    如果再也沒有我的消息

  • Find me.

    找我。

  • Avenge me.

    為我報仇

  • Ah! You again.

    啊,又是你

  • In a way, I am a sausage maker.

    在某種程度上,我是一個香腸製造者。

  • My show and the people laughing are sausages.

    我的節目和笑的人都是香腸。

  • When people laugh, that's a sausage.

    當人們笑的時候,那就是一根香腸。

  • That's my sausage,

    這是我的香腸。

  • people laughing. (audience laughs)

    人笑。(觀眾笑)

  • You make your sausages, which are made of pieces of animal,

    你做的香腸,是用動物的碎片做成的。

  • and I make my sausages, which is the smiles.

    我做我的香腸,這是微笑。

  • You understand?

    你明白嗎?

  • [Marcus] Yes. [Conan] Is that clear?

    是的清楚了嗎?

  • This is a sausage that I made,

    這是我做的香腸。

  • what I'm doing today.

    我今天在做什麼。

  • Not actually making sausage, but making people laugh.

    其實不是在做香腸,而是在逗大家笑。

  • That's my sausage.

    這是我的香腸。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Did I over-explain it?

    我是不是解釋過頭了?

  • Too much?

    太多了嗎?

  • Too much with me explaining?

    跟我解釋的太多了?

  • Want me to explain a little more?

    要不要我再解釋一下?

  • Yes.

    是的,我知道

  • When I make people laugh, (audience laughs)

    當我把人們逗笑的時候,(觀眾笑)。

  • that is like your sausage for me.

    這就像你的香腸給我。

  • [Marcus] Yes. [Conan] I am a sausage man,

    是的我是個吃香腸的人。

  • only I don't make sausages.

    只是我不做香腸。

  • I make people smile and laugh.

    我讓人們笑了,笑了。

  • [Marcus] Okay. [Conan] So, when I make someone

    好吧所以,當我讓某人...

  • laugh, the laughter that comes

    笑聲

  • out of their face is a sausage.

    出他們的臉是一根香腸。

  • When people laugh, the noise they make is my sausage.

    當人們笑的時候,他們發出的聲音就是我的香腸。

  • Okay. (audience chuckles)

    好吧。(觀眾笑)

  • Then, so that's how I fill my world with my sausages.

    那麼,所以這就是我用我的香腸來填充我的世界。

  • You see?

    你看到了嗎?

  • (laughs) Yes.

    (笑)是的。

  • Want me to explain a little more?

    要不要我再解釋一下?

  • (laughs) (audience roars with laughter)

    (笑) (觀眾笑聲)

  • So...

    所以...

  • (Marcus laughs)

    (馬庫斯笑)

  • We make two pieces. Grobe Bratwurst.

    我們做兩塊。Grobe Bratwurst.

  • [Conan] Grobe bratwurst

    [柯南]粗糙的香腸?

  • And then, we make Feine Bratwurst.

    然後,我們做了精美的香腸。

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • What's in there?

    裡面有什麼?

  • What's that?

    那是什麼?

  • (German language)

    (德語)

  • Now that I've seen that, I have to go, don't I? (audience laughs)

    現在我看到了,我得走了,不是嗎?(觀眾笑)

  • Okay, so want me to pour it?

    好吧,所以要我倒它?

  • (German language)

    (德語)

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • [Marcus] Okay.

    [馬庫斯]好的

  • [Conan] Sausage goes in there.

    香腸會在裡面的

  • What are you doing?

    你在做什麼?

  • What's happening?

    發生什麼事了?

  • To cut.

    要切。

  • [Conan] Oh my god!

    我的天!

  • You're insane!

    你瘋了!

  • When the TV not going on for you,

    當電視不為你開機時。

  • you can come here and work.

    你可以來這裡工作。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • When I'm no longer on TV, I can come work for you?

    等我不上電視了,我可以來給你打工嗎?

  • Will you be a good boss, are you a fun boss?

    你會是一個好老闆嗎,你是一個好玩的老闆嗎?

  • (audience laughs) I am a good boss?

    (觀眾笑)我是個好老闆?

  • (audience claps)

    (觀眾鼓掌)

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • What happens if they had said no?

    如果他們說不呢?

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • So. Like Hans, right?

    那麼像漢斯一樣,對嗎?

  • Remember Hans guys?

    還記得漢斯他們嗎?

  • He got outta line!

    他出線了!

  • Hans

    漢斯

  • (Conan yells)

    (柯南大叫)

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • [Marcus] Okay.

    [馬庫斯]好的

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Oh, uh...

    哦,呃...

  • You can eat.

    你可以吃。

  • It's very good.

    很好

  • It's raw.

    這是生的。

  • Ya. Yes.

    是的是的,我知道

  • Why don't you go first?

    你為什麼不先走?

  • Mmmm. (audience laughs)

    嗯。(觀眾笑)

  • (audience laughs) Mmmm. Oh, good.

    (觀眾笑)嗯。哦,好。

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • (audience laughs loudly) Okay.

    (觀眾大笑)好吧。

  • Now that can happen.

    現在,這可能發生。

  • I'm now spreading the pig's intestines

    我現在正在撒豬腸子呢

  • over this tube.

    在這個管子上。

  • Come on. (German language) [Conan] What?

    來吧!什麼?

  • Don't yell at me!

    別對我吼!

  • (yells)

    (大叫)

  • I feel like I'm jerking off a robot.

    我覺得自己像在給機器人打飛機。

  • (audience laughs)

    (觀眾笑)

  • Ah good.

    啊,好。

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • This is a big sausage!

    這是一根大香腸!

  • [Marcus] Bratwurst.

    [馬庫斯]Bratwurst。

  • [Conan] Ah!

    啊!

  • It's a typical German sausage.

    這是一種典型的德國香腸。

  • Oh, very good.

    哦,非常好。

  • You think maybe you'd let me run the shop one day?

    你覺得也許有一天你會讓我經營這家店?

  • Can I ever be the boss of the shop?

    我還能當過店長嗎?

  • (Marcus chuckles)

    (馬庫斯笑著說)

When you're in Germany, you eat sausage.

當你在德國的時候,你會吃香腸。

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