2,000.

2000

[cheers and applause]

（鼓掌和歡呼）

- And--

而且

if I've done the math right, that means I've shown

如果我沒有算錯的話，那代表我已經播放了

over 40,000 cat videos.

超過四萬支貓的影片

\\#CANTSTOPWONTSTOP

未來不能停止也不會停止

I've got two more good ones.

我這裡還有兩個很棒的影片

Here's a cat, uh, obviously, stole a bed from a puppy,

這是一隻貓，恩，很明顯地，偷了一隻狗的床

and the puppy wants it back.

然後這隻狗想要回來

And the cat is not-- the cat says,

但這隻貓不肯，還說

"Nope, I am not gonna even be-- I just--

「不要，我絕對不可能還你，我只是...」

"you're an idiot. I'm just gonna--

「你是一個笨蛋，我要...」

"I won't move.

「我絕對不會離開的」

"You're not gonna get me-- oh, still there.

「你趕不走我的」喔，還在那

"Not at all-- no, you're just a dog,

「絕對不可能，你只是一隻狗」

and you're not threatening me at all."

你一點也威脅不了我」

That goes on for hours.

然後持續了好幾個小時

That's-- [cheers and applause]

實在是 (鼓掌和歡呼)

- I love that cat.

我愛那隻貓

And that was, uh, posted on EllenTube,

然後這個影片，恩，被分享在Ellentube

so thank you for doing that

謝謝你們的分享

'cause that made me really happy.

因為這讓我非常開心

This is a cat listening to Drake's "Hotline Bling."

然後這是一隻貓正在聽德瑞克的「熱線響起」

[singing] - You used to call me

(唱歌) 你以前總是習慣

On my cell phone

打電話給我

Late night when you need my love

深夜時刻，當你需要我的愛

Call me on my cell phone

打電話給我

Late night when you need my love

深夜時刻，當你需要我的愛

And I know when that hotline bling

我知道熱線響起時

That can only mean one thing

那只有一件事

I know when that hotline bling

我知道熱線響起時

That can only mean one thing

那只有一件事

[laughter]

（笑聲）