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  • >> MIKE: Uh... Hey everybody, raise your hand if you still have a job.

  • [ silence ]

  • [ MUSIC ]

  • ♪ I wanna prove to you

  • ♪ (Why won't you love me) ♪

  • ♪ I wanna prove to you

  • ♪ (Why won't you love me) ♪

  • ♪ I wanna prove to you

  • What I can do (Why won't you love me) ♪

  • Prove to you

  • What I can do, yeah yeah

  • ♪ ♪

  • >> STEVEN: Even though SourceFed was ending,

  • it was nice to know everything was staying the same.

  • >> Steven, I've been -- I've been trapped here all weekend.

  • Please, help me get down.

  • No, No, NO!

  • [ door closing ]

  • >> STEVEN: For some of our untalented employees,

  • it was interesting to see what they had planned for the future.

  • >> I dunno what I'm going to do now.

  • [ cheery music ] >> STEVEN: Hm! Yikes. Kind of a bummer for that guy!

  • One of our studio techs, Zack Taylor, on the other hand,

  • was taking initiative.

  • >> STEVEN: Actually, it was just okay.

  • I decided to go around the office testing everyone's ability to find a new job.

  • The test involved employees stating three things they're good at in a matter of twenty seconds.

  • [ blowing contemplatively ]

  • >> Talking...

  • sss... swimming...

  • runn...ing >> STEVEN (voiceover): Pretty good, dude.

  • That was good.

  • >> Design, editing, typography!

  • >> STEVEN: Hired!

  • Three things you're good at, go!

  • >> Drawing, illustration, graphic design.

  • >> STEVEN (voiceover): With Chris's consistently snarky attitude,

  • I was really hoping he wasn't going to be able to answer in time.

  • Camera work, lighting, audio.

  • >> STEVEN: (softly) fine.

  • >> Uh, not having a job, getting fired,

  • and uhhhhh

  • being a new unemployed boy! ♪

  • >> STEVEN: Fired?

  • >> Everything, nothing, and most things.

  • >>STEVEN: Fired.

  • >> Uh, production, lighting, audio.

  • >> STEVEN: That's the same things Chris said, you can't double dip.

  • >> Well, I'm like Chris -- >> STEVEN: Nope!

  • >> but... >> STEVEN: Nope.

  • >> A little... like, an inch taller.

  • >> Licking, he's good at licking. >> Licking.

  • >> STEVEN: Hired.

  • >> Cooking, eating, sleeping. Goodbye.

  • >> STEVEN: (softly) fired.

  • >> You take my firing back, Steven Suptic.

  • You're just a chicken boy with a camera.

  • I'm a boy with a PRACTICE SWORD!

  • >> STEVEN: You're dangerous, you're hired, you're hired!

  • >> Cool, thanks. What's my salary?

  • >> STEVEN: fourt (?)

  • >> STEVEN: I'ma chase ya, I'ma chase ya! >> No, don't you chase me!

  • >> STEVEN: Oh, you're a little boy and I'm gonna chase ya!

  • >> STEVEN (voiceover): I realized there was still time left before we were shooting

  • the announcement video for the end of SourceFed.

  • I used my time to the best of my ability.

  • >> (softly) man, that's... all falling apart.

  • >> STEVEN: Hello, Sam. >> Oh, my god--

  • >> Ahhh!

  • >> STEVEN: You know, one question that I really think deserves an answer

  • and I don't think anybody knows,

  • is how does this office keep spreading diseases so easily?

  • >> That was fuckin' gross, dude, Jesus.

  • >> STEVEN: I know what you're thinking.

  • Are people really okay with you filming them

  • during such an emotionally draining process?

  • >> Okay, I get that you're trying to document

  • what's happening here for personal gain.

  • But...

  • I want some too.

  • >> I hope you make a good bit of money off of...

  • filiming all these people who just lost their jobs.

  • I hope you make a nice little bit so you can pay off the government for your fuckup.

  • >> STEVEN: Clearly, some people were very jealous

  • of my enormous wealth.

  • While others took things more seriously.

  • [ click ] >> Oh.

  • [ fart ]

  • >> STEVEN: Unfortunately, that was a lot more dangerous of a fart

  • [laughing] than he thought it was gonna be.

  • >> And that was the last we saw of Rickey Mizuno.

  • >> Guys, we need to have our Oddity meeting...

  • for the next three months of Oddity? [ crowd goes 'aww' ]

  • >> And that was the last we saw of Joel.

  • And that was the last we saw of Audrey.

  • We would, however, see Sofia again.

  • >> STEVEN: Are you working on SourceFed stuff?

  • >> No, no.

  • I'm uh... messaging everyone I know...

  • asking for a job.

  • >> STEVEN: Eric's comment about reaching out to friends made me realize,

  • I have a lot of connections in the YouTube industry.

  • I decided to reach out to a previous SourceFed employee for help.

  • >> IAN: Hey, Suptic.

  • >> STEVEN: Hey, Ian.

  • >> IAN: What's up?

  • >> STEVEN: You hear the news?

  • >> IAN: [deep breath] That SourceFed's cancelled?

  • >> STEVEN: Yeah. So I just figured I'd just call you and see how, um,

  • how Life Noggin's doin'.

  • >> IAN: Good. It's doing good.

  • >> STEVEN: Yeah, I'm not really the kind of guy to beg on my feet,

  • but um, do you have, do you have a --

  • Please give me a job.

  • >> IAN: Uh huh? >> STEVEN: I'll get back -- You'll get back --

  • I'll get it.

  • >> STEVEN: Alright I got the job, thank you. Thank you. >> IAN: Someone will reach out --

  • (whispering) You got me fired, you son of a bitch.

  • >> Well, maybe you should have done a better... w-work.

  • >> STEVEN: Hmmm! Maybe I should have done a better work!

  • That's when I found a telephoto lens lying around

  • and after all these months, I was finally able to spy on Luis.

  • Here's footage of Sofia destroying her paper trail.

  • >> JOEL: No, I mean...

  • [ quiet guitar music ] It does suck, because...

  • We were doing really well.

  • I mean, we had the most growth...

  • like, the most sustained, over five months of growth

  • for the first time since 2013 on the channel?

  • I'm looking at the subscriber analytics right now.

  • And we haven't had this...

  • ...good of subscriber numbers...

  • and I don't even remember how long,

  • I mean, At least since...

  • Maybe... July?

  • >> STEVEN: Filip wrote a 17-page script

  • that I'm sure everybody was very excited to film

  • during their last week.

  • (stupid voice) Dear guinea pigs,

  • I'm Matt Lieberman --

  • I realized that I actually wasn't doing any work.

  • >> MIKE: Hello?

  • Hey, how are you?

  • >> STEVEN: (whispering) Stop touching -- fuck --

  • >> STEVEN: Now watch as Mike leaves the room. He's obviously on the phone,

  • However, as it turns out, it's just a bit!

  • Mike's actually calling ME!

  • How funny is that? I think that's so funny.

  • >> Oh yeah, that's so crazy that...

  • Yeah, Mike. Um... I'll --

  • Yeah, I'll be there.

  • When -- Yeah, your birthday, yeah.

  • Yeah, I'll be there.

  • Yeah, always... Mike. Falzone!

  • Hmm.

  • All's well that ends well, I guess, so...

  • [voice breaking] friends for life.

  • >> STEVEN: Look at this little punk-ass little bitch wearing the same shirt as me,

  • Making my day fuckin'... even worse.

  • >> STEVEN: Alright, so are there any requests? Any songs in particular?

  • >> Shooting stars.

  • >> Shooting stars, who's that by?

  • >> (softly) I don't know... >> Ah, I know that one! Here we go!

  • [ HUUUUUUH. HUUUH HUUH ]

  • [ DRUM BEATS AND HORRIFYING ANIMAL NOISES ]

  • So right here. This is about the point I stopped having fun for the day,

  • and started recognizing that everything was going to end.

  • [ music ]

  • ♪ ♪

  • >> STEVEN: This obviously seems very abrasive.

  • Filming people while they're eating -- it was,

  • but everybody was a good sport about it and

  • After this week I dunno when I'll be able to see these guys again.

  • I'm sure most of us are going to go our separate ways.

  • But at the end of the day, you can't count on a company, or another person.

  • You just have yourself.

  • But when you're feeling lonely out there, and you miss your old co-worker Steve

  • It'll be easy to look back on these videos and remember working for a channel called SourceFed.

  • And maybe a couple years later, you'll shoot me a text, and we'll get a beer,

  • and talk about the old times. Or maybe our chapter's done.

  • Whatever the case, it was a pleasure working with all of you.

  • I'm an only child, and I don't know if this is what having brothers and sisters is like, but it'll do.

  • Nobody else is in your room

  • We'll make it through

  • ♪ ♪

  • Time is passing by, I still want you

  • Crime is on the rise, I still want you

  • Climate change and debt, I still want you

  • Nuclear distress, I still want you

  • The earth is heating up, I still want you

  • Hurricanes and floods, I still want you

  • Even more than I did, even more than I did

  • Before

>> MIKE: Uh... Hey everybody, raise your hand if you still have a job.

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A2 初級 美國腔

Sourcefed被取消了。 (Sourcefed Is Cancelled.)

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    Yang Du 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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