Name: 暗戀的愚蠢二三事：你一定偷偷做過！(The WORST Things About Having A Crush!)
Uploaded: 2017-07-26T11:36:00.000Z
Duration: 5 min 28 s

So, how are things between you and Tyler?

I don't know what's going on. He's not flirting back.

我不知道現在是什麼情況，他沒在跟我調情了

Umm, yeah, I've actually made very clear moves and I've been flirting extremely hardcore.

嗯，當然，我做得很明顯了耶，我可是使出渾身之力在跟他調情

So that would mean that he'd have to talk to me.

So today I decided to show you guys what the worst things about having crushes are.

今天我決定要跟你們說暗戀一個人最糟的事情有哪些

但他們同時也可能讓你感到很糟

So give this video a thumbs-up and let's see if we can get this to 400,000 likes.

所以幫這支影片按讚，我們看看它能不能得到 40 萬個讚

And comment down below what you think the worst parts about having crushes are.

在底下留言告訴我你們覺得暗戀一個人最糟的事情有哪些

because I definitely didn't get everything.

因為肯定比我列出來的還要多很多

And also, comment down below letting me know what videos you wanna see next.

還有啊，也在下面留言告訴我你們想要看什麼樣的影片

還是他這樣說有令人遐想的空間

Wait no, I don't want him to think I'm trying to flirt.

等等，不行，我不要他以為我是在跟他調情

我傳給他一張很可愛的醜照好了

好吧，一張正常微笑的自拍就好

I can't even imagine going to the gym, sounds terrible.

我根本無法相信自己去健身房，聽起來很可怕

泰勒剛傳了一張健身房鏡子前的自拍

Okay, I gotta like it so he knows that I like it.

好，我得按他的推文讚這樣他才知道我喜歡

好，他這樣或許會明白我的心意

認真？他怎麼凌晨一點還醒著？

Ufff, this is bad. This is the 5th notebook I've ruined this week.

喔不，這很糟糕，這已經是我這週寫完的第五本筆記本

Wait...why is he liking another girl's pictures on Instagram?

他為什麼在 instagram 上按讚別的女生的照片？

Doesn't he know she might be married with kids?

難道他不知道她很有可能已經結婚也生小孩了嗎？

喔大衛，你是泰勒的朋友，對吧？

Ohh cool, what are you guys doing this weekend?

We'll be in my place playing video games.

真的嗎？喔...我找到我要的東西了

Okay, wait no I have to look at Aries now too because Tyler's an Aries.

好，等等不對，我也要來看看牡羊座運勢，泰勒是牡羊座

Okay, Tyler likes blink-182, so I have to like blink-182.

很好，泰勒喜歡 blink-182 所以我也要喜歡 blink-182

Okay, this is an expensive shirt for a band that I don't listen to that much,

對一個我不太聽的樂團來說，這件衣服實在是太貴了

Ohh wait, I should see what Tyler and my babies would look like.

喔等等，我應該看看泰勒和我生的小孩會長什麼樣

And you like blink-182? They're like my favorite band.

你也喜歡 blink-182？他們是我最愛的樂團

I've actually been meaning to talk to you...

你覺得你朋友莎拉會喜歡我嗎？

How does Sarah literally get all the guys?

為什麼莎拉總是可以勾搭所有男生？

If you didn't seen my two previous videos, click those down below,

如果你們還沒看過前兩支影片，點擊下方的連結

and subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already!

然後在旁邊這裡訂閱，如果你們還沒訂閱我的頻道的話！