I don't know what's going on. He's not flirting back.

我不知道現在是什麼情況，他沒在跟我調情了

Well, are you "flirting" with him?

呃，你有跟他「調情」嗎？

Umm, yeah, I've actually made very clear moves and I've been flirting extremely hardcore.

嗯，當然，我做得很明顯了耶，我可是使出渾身之力在跟他調情

Let me see.

讓我看看

Rachel, you asked about homework.

瑞秋，你只是問他作業

Homework is not flirty.

作業沒有調情意味

Uhh, I asked for help with it.

呃，我請他幫忙啊

No!

不算！

So that would mean that he'd have to talk to me.

那代表他必須跟我說話

No, not flirty.

不，這才不是調情

Hey guys!

嘿大家好！

It's Rachel.

我是瑞秋

That was Tyler's dog.

那是泰勒的狗狗

Say hello.

跟大家說嗨

So today I decided to show you guys what the worst things about having crushes are.

今天我決定要跟你們說暗戀一個人最糟的事情有哪些

Because I know yeah, they're great!

我當然知道暗戀很棒

But they also stink!

但他們同時也可能讓你感到很糟

So give this video a thumbs-up and let's see if we can get this to 400,000 likes.

所以幫這支影片按讚，我們看看它能不能得到 40 萬個讚

C'mon, you can do it!

來～我相信你們可以辦到的！

And comment down below what you think the worst parts about having crushes are.

在底下留言告訴我你們覺得暗戀一個人最糟的事情有哪些

because I definitely didn't get everything.

因為肯定比我列出來的還要多很多

And also, comment down below letting me know what videos you wanna see next.

還有啊，也在下面留言告訴我你們想要看什麼樣的影片

Let's get onto the video!

讓我們來看今天的影片吧！

What's up?

嘿在幹麻？

What does he mean by that?

他這什麼意思？

Is he saying that in a nice way

他這樣說是純粹示好

or is he saying that in a "nice way".

還是他這樣說有令人遐想的空間

Uhh, I'll make a funny response.

嗯，我也來回點好笑的

Umm no, too much, too much.

痾不行，太超過、太超過了

Umm, uhh...yeah...

嗯...呃...這樣好了...

No, no, no, no, no..

不不不不不

Umm.

嗯...

Nailed it.

完美

Okay, I'm gonna snapchat him a selfie.

好，我要 snapchat 他一張自拍照

Wait no, I don't want him to think I'm trying to flirt.

等等，不行，我不要他以為我是在跟他調情

I'll send him a cute ugly selfie.

我傳給他一張很可愛的醜照好了

Eww.

噁

Too ugly.

太醜

Too much.

太超過

Okay, I'm just going to go with a smile.

好吧，一張正常微笑的自拍就好

Send.

傳送

I can't even imagine going to the gym, sounds terrible.

我根本無法相信自己去健身房，聽起來很可怕

We'll never go to the gym.

我們永遠都不要去健身房

Like I hate running.

我恨透跑步

And ellipticals.

還有橢圓滑步機

Ellipticals are the worst...

橢圓滑步機真的是最糟的...

Tyler just posted a gym mirror selfie.

泰勒剛傳了一張健身房鏡子前的自拍

Ohh, Tyler tweeted.

喔～泰勒推文了

Okay, I gotta like it so he knows that I like it.

好，我得按他的推文讚這樣他才知道我喜歡

Ohh he tweeted again.

喔他又推文了

Okay, maybe he'll get it just now.

好，他這樣或許會明白我的心意

Really? Why is he awake at 1 am?

認真？他怎麼凌晨一點還醒著？

Whatever, still, gotta like it.

隨便啦，我還是得按他推文讚

This better work.

拜託這最好有用

Ufff, this is bad. This is the 5th notebook I've ruined this week.

喔不，這很糟糕，這已經是我這週寫完的第五本筆記本

Wait...why is he liking another girl's pictures on Instagram?

他為什麼在 instagram 上按讚別的女生的照片？

Doesn't he know she might be married with kids?

難道他不知道她很有可能已經結婚也生小孩了嗎？

Ah David, you're Tyler's friend, right?

喔大衛，你是泰勒的朋友，對吧？

Yeah.

對啊

Ohh cool, what are you guys doing this weekend?

太酷了，你們這週末要幹嘛？

We'll be in my place playing video games.

我們會在我家玩電動

Ohh, does he like video games?

喔，他喜歡電動？

He's obsessed with them.

他超愛

Really? Oh...this is what I needed.

真的嗎？喔...我找到我要的東西了

Okay, wait no I have to look at Aries now too because Tyler's an Aries.

好，等等不對，我也要來看看牡羊座運勢，泰勒是牡羊座

Wait a second, is that Tyler?

等一下，那是泰勒嗎？

Is he wearing a blink-182 shirt?

他穿著 blink-182 的 T 恤？

Okay, Tyler likes blink-182, so I have to like blink-182.

很好，泰勒喜歡 blink-182 所以我也要喜歡 blink-182

Okay, this is an expensive shirt for a band that I don't listen to that much,

對一個我不太聽的樂團來說，這件衣服實在是太貴了

but he'll like me now.

但現在泰勒會喜歡我

Ohh wait, I should see what Tyler and my babies would look like.

喔等等，我應該看看泰勒和我生的小孩會長什麼樣

Realy? It's 99 cents?

不是吧！？這還要 99 分？

Never mind.

算了

Hey Rachel?

嘿是瑞秋嗎？

Ohh HEY!

喔嗨！

I didn't know you like video games.

我不知道你喜歡電玩

I like all video games.

我喜歡所有電玩啊

And you like blink-182? They're like my favorite band.

你也喜歡 blink-182？他們是我最愛的樂團

Really?

真的假的？

They're my favorite band too.

他們也是我最喜歡的樂團

I've actually been meaning to talk to you...

其實我一直有話想跟妳說...

Do you think your friend Sarah likes me?

你覺得你朋友莎拉會喜歡我嗎？

How does Sarah literally get all the guys?

為什麼莎拉總是可以勾搭所有男生？

I hope you guys enjoy this video.

我希望你們喜歡這支影片

If you didn't seen my two previous videos, click those down below,

如果你們還沒看過前兩支影片，點擊下方的連結

and subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already!

然後在旁邊這裡訂閱，如果你們還沒訂閱我的頻道的話！

Okay, I love you guys so much, bye!

好啦，我愛你們，掰掰！