[light bulb buzzes]

-Whoa, where am I?

What is this thing I'm hooked up to?

Ew, who's that?

-Hello, Orange.

I want to play a game.

-A game? Okay. Let's play Go Fish!

-What? No.

-How 'bout Chutes and Ladders?

-No, you don't get to pick the game.

-Why not? -That's not how this works.

-Why? -Because! Now just listen.

-Why? -Because I said so!

-Okay, geez. Who crapped in your corn flakes?

-[groans] All right.

Now Orange, so far, you've made a living annoying people.

Society would call you a nuisance.

I would call you an abomination.

-Yeah, and I'd call you clown-face. [cackles]

-What?

-You look like somebody smeared mashed potatoes on a mine.

[laughs] -That's enough.

-You're kind of Emo, aren't you?

-No, I'm not Emo.

-You're an Emo clown. [laughs]

-[growls] Listen.

The device you are attached to is a deathtrap.

It's hooked up to a timer.

If you do not locate the key in time, you will--

-You mean this key right here?

-What the--? Where did you get that?

-I don't know.

-That's just great; you're totally ruining the game.

-Your game sucks. Let's play Yahtzee!

-I hate Yahtzee.

-Jenga? -No!

-You like backgammon? -Oh, my God, you're annoying!

[growls] I can't take it.

That's it. I'm moving on to Eggplant.

-Whoa, it's Barney!

-Uh yeah, dude, I'm not Barney.

-Hello, Eggplant. -Hey! Hey, Barney!

Can I teach you a song? -No!

-Hey, I'm not Barney.

Dude, is this part of the torture or what?

-Look, this is not how this usually happens.

-[tune of This Old Man] ♪ I'm an orange ♪

♪ That's a key ♪

♪ There's an Emo clown on TV ♪

[Jigsaw growls] -Do I look like a giant purple dinosaur?

I'm an eggplant.

-You look like a potato with bad circulation. [laughs]

-That's it!

I swear to God, I am so done with this crap!

Why did I think this was a good idea? [scoffs]

-Hey, hey... ♪ I'm an orange ♪

♪ You're not me ♪

♪ Jigsaw has to take a pee ♪ [laughs]

-Oh, shut up!

-Hey, Potato! -What?

-Deathtrap. -Huh?

[shrieks in terror] [slice!]

-Aw, poor potato.

He never "saw" that one coming.

[laughs]

Oh...

How do I get out of here?

Captioned by SpongeSebastian