No, it's "My NAME is Sheldon"

不對，是「我的名字是 Sheldon。」

My NAME is Sheldon.

我的名字是 Sheldon。

What's this?

這是啥？

That's what you did!

跟你學的啊

I've seen in a number of languages where the gesture is a part of the phrase.

有很多語言也都是要搭配手勢的

Well it's not.

呃，中文不太需要

Why am I supposed to know that?

我怎麼會知道

As the teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncracies from the subject matter.

你身為老師，教學時應該要懂得區分事實及自己的愚蠢

You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Madarin.

你知道嗎，我很慶幸你決定學中文

Why?

為什麼？

Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

因為你學起來後，你就去煩那十億人，別來煩我了吧

Hey!

嗨～

Syphillitic Donkey

梅毒驢子

You just called Leonard a syphillitic donkey.

你剛說 Leonard 是梅毒驢子

My apologies Leonard, I'm only as good as my teacher.

真對不起，我並未青出於藍

Show me your citrus peels.

給我看你有的橙皮

Show me your citrus peels.

給我看你有的橙皮

Show me your citrus peels.

給我看你有的橙皮

Show me your citrus peels.

給我看你有的橙皮

Hey Sheldon

嗨 Sheldon!

Oh my, you scared me to death!

哎呀！！嚇死我了！

I'm sorry. Look, do you have a second?

對不起... 你有空嗎？

A second of what, pair of underwears?

空的內褲嗎？！

Two seats right there.

那邊有兩個空位！

Long live concrete?

長壽石灰？

Thank you!

謝謝！

Mmm!

恩～

Your monkey sleeps inside me!

猴子睡在裡頭！

Show me your mucus! Your mucus!

鼻涕在哪兒？鼻涕！

Blow your own nose and go away!

醒乾淨鼻涕後，快走快走！

This is not a tangerine bicycle!

這不是柳丁腳踏車！

Crazy man. Call the police!

神經病。叫警察來！

No, don't call the library. Show me your mucus.

不必打給圖書館！鼻涕在哪兒？

Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!

猛牛在我床上，很多很多猛牛

Ay ya

哎呀