字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 [Boss Baby] We babies are having a crisis. [Triplet 1] Oh no! [Triplet 2] That's awful! [Triplet 3] Horrible! [Staci] What is it?! [Boss Baby] Well, it's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please. [Teddy Bear] L-L-Let's put on a show! [Creepy Music] [T2] Ooh... [Staci] *shrieks* [Teddy] H-h-here we go! [BB] Jimbo, hit the lights. You see... Babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. [Staci] Why?! [BB] Behold, our mortal enemy! Puppies! [Everyone] Aaaw... [BB] No! NO! That's exactly the problem. This is war. Puppies are winning. And babies are losing. [T2] Uh, oh. [T1] That's awful! [T3] Bad news, B.B.! [Staci] What are we going to do?! [BB] You're going to help me. [T2] Genius! [T1] Homerun! [T3] You still got it, boss! [Staci] Yaaay! [BB] Yaaay! Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co., so, have you learned anything from them? [T3] Yes sir! [T2] Sure did! [T1] Uhum. [BB] Fantastic. Triplets, go! [T2] A? [T1] B. [T3] C? [T2] D. [BB] No, what have you *learned* about puppies. [Jimbo] Yay, Puppy! [BB] No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil! Staci, read back the notes. [Staci] I can't read. What does it say? [BB] *This* is my team?! A muscle head, a bunch of "yes!" men, and a doodler? [T3] Exactly! [T1] Affirmative! [BB] Put. That cookie. Down. Cookies are for closers. [Triplets] Parents! [Everyone] Aaw... [Dad] It's like they're having their own little meeting. [BB] God... This is so humiliating. [Narrator] The Templetons were making plans for their newest addition. [Tim] What the...? [Mom] Tim! [Dad] Meet your new *BROOOTHER*. [Narrator] But this baby has other plans. [BB] We babies are having a crisis. Babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. Behold, our mortal enemy! Puppies! [Everyone] Aaw... [BB] NO! That's exactly the problem. Have you learned anything? [T2] A? [T1] B. [T3] C? [T2] D. [BB] No, what have you *learned* about puppies. [Jimbo] Yay, puppy! [BB] No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil! Staci, read back the notes. [Staci] I can't read. What does it say? [Triples] Boss! Parents! [Everyone] Aaw... [Dad] It's like they're having their own little meeting. Who wants dessert? [BB] This is so humiliating. *whispering* You got the right baby for this job. I know how important this mission is to the company. [Tim] Mission?! You can talk! [BB] AAH! Poop doodie. [Tim] AAH! *whispering* I've got a deal with the K-I-D. [Tim] Who *are* you? [BB] I'm on a mission. There's not enough love to go around. My job is to find out why. Now give me a double espresso and see if there's a place around here with decent sushi. I'd *kill* for a spicy tuna roll right about now. [Tim] Mom! Dad! The baby can talk. [BB] This is war. [Jimbo] Nooo! [BB] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh yeah! Let go you little- [Mom] Look! The kids are finally getting along! [Dad] That's nice. [BB] If I don't succeed with this mission, I will live here forever with *YOU*. [Time] Okay, I will help you. But just to get rid of you. [BB] Deal. [Tim] Here comes the choo-choo train! [BB] No! NO! [Tim] They're watching. Choo-choo. [Dad] Okay... [BB] Choo-choo on that. How do we get past the guard? I've never been so humiliated in ALL MY LIFE. [BB] I don't wear nautical! [Tim] Put this thing on! [BB] What have you done to me?! [Mom] What's all the racket? [Tim] Isn't he adorable? [Mom] Ooh... I've got one for you too! [Tim] What?! [BB] *whispering* Bummer. [Narrator] DreamWorks, The Boss Baby. [BB] Put. That cookie. Down. Cookies are for closers.