Fandom name, group color, new song.

很明顯你根本不需要其他團員

It's all we got to figure out today. Easy!

你非常有天分

Why are we doing this again?

長得又帥

That's what we need in order to be a K-pop band

你可以自己單飛啦

Says who?

相信我啦不要擔心

Everyone! The comments, uh, Google

這張簽下去 我就讓你變成明星

The hell is a fandom name?

不過...

Fandom name is basically what the fans call themselves

只限你一個人

Like Justin Bieber fans are called Beliebers

別忘了

Um, don't we already have a fandom name?

您意下如何?

the BgA Army?

我們需要 *粉絲名 *應援色 *新歌???

According to the comments,

好的

that's already taken by some other group called like Behind The Scenes...

粉絲名字

or I don't know...

應援代表色

Well since our first and only song is about poop

新歌

Again, thank you for that, David

我們今天就要想出來

What? ;-;

簡單啦

Maybe something like uh...

我們幹嘛又搞這些?

K- poopers?

這些是韓流天團的基本要素

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense

誰說的?

I don't care

大家啊

That's pretty cool, but um

像網路留言啦...

Do you think the fans would like being called poopers?

估狗啦...

FUVK YEAH!

"粉絲名"是三小?

*fanservice*

"粉絲名"基本上 是粉絲的自稱

Umm.. okay

-對

Yeah most of our fans are girls

像是小賈斯汀(Justin Bieber)的粉絲叫 "小賈信徒(Belibers)"

And girls like poop jokes so...

痾...

.-.

我們不是早就 有了粉絲名字

Cool alright, we got our fandom name, uhh..

就叫"BgA阿咪(Army)"嗎?

Next thing on the list, we got group color

網路留言都說

I'm just gonna throw it out there

"阿咪"什麼的 已經被用走了

I personally like silver

像那個什麼團...叫什麼...

I could do silver

放蛋老年團(Ｂehind Ｔhe Ｓcene) 之類的...

But that's like second place

好吧

What?

既然我們的唯一的第一首歌

Gold is first, silver is second

是關於"拉屎"的歌

Gold! GOLD tho!

再說一次 真是謝謝你啊 David

I luk gud in gold!

怎樣?

Y'all know what I'm saying?! Y'know-you know what I'm-

搞不好可以用...

Know what I mean?

"韓屎泛(K-pooper)" 怎麼樣?

No.

不錯耶

No, I don't know what you're saying.

有道理

So what color do you want to choose?

我不在乎

Gold... ;-;

聽起來是很酷

Oh me too ;P

但是...

Okay, well we have two for gold, two for silver...

你認為...

and Jun be our tiebreaker

粉絲會喜歡名字裡有大便嗎?

I-I'm fine with either...

廢話啊不然咧!?

Yeah so, which one do you prefer?

(......)

Yeah so which one's better, gold or silver?

我沒問題...

Obviously gold, right?

反正我們粉絲都是妹子

Don't try and convince him!

而妹子都喜歡拉屎笑話

Pick one you idiot

所以...

C-can we do both?

酷

Yeah, I don't see why not

好啦 我們有了粉絲名

Actually I never really thought of that before

接下來是...應援色

Yeah I've never seen 2 colours

我就直說吧

Yeah and we can have like the glow sticks that kpop groups have?

我個人喜歡銀色

Like add a silver and gold option?

我支持銀色

And we can have our logos, like, BgA on the stick

銀色看起來像第二名的顏色

Yeah, yeah!

啥?

Oh God that is the dumbest idea ever!

像金牌第一、銀牌第二

Silver and gold doesn't even go together!

金牌!

Who's gonna buy these glow sticks?

係金ㄟ啦!

I'm not putting my money in for that garbage, man

我戴金牌很好看!

Okay well you know what we'll just come back to it

你們懂?

because it's not that important.

你們懂哥的意思?

What we REALLY need to figure out

不懂

New song

我不知道你在說什麼

We haven't had a song since last year!

所以你到底要用什麼色?

Well whatever it's about

金色啊

I better get some lines in this one

噢我也是

Because you took all the lines last time

好 我們現在有 兩票金色、兩票銀色

Obviously I'm the leader

Jun你是關鍵票

*scoffs*

我...我兩個都可以

You're the leader?! Are you kidding me?

好 那你比較喜歡哪個?

I'm obviously the lead

-是啊

Have you not read my Twitter feed?

-哪個比較好? 金還是銀?

They ALL say so.

-當然是金色對吧 你知道的

Have YOU read the comments?

-你不要影響他啦

You're like everybody's LEAST favourite!

趕快選啦北七

Yeah because you hog all the lines!

我們能兩個都用?

Okay, I'm pretty sure Jun is everyone's least favorite

應該可以啦

Okay I'm pretty sure, Jun is everyone's least favorite

我之前都沒有想過

I don't care about being the leader

用兩個顏色當代表

I just better be

-對阿我們可以用

higher than Jun, okay?

韓流粉絲用的螢光棒

I think I'm about second place, cause I like silver

可以選銀色的 或用金色的

What, silver? You just said that you liked gold!

上面還可以放我們的BgA標誌

N-now you're flip flopping but all of a sudden

-喔 天啊

Okay, all I know is that I better be higher than Jun

這個點子真是蠢到極點

*overlapping conversation*

金和銀根本就不搭

ALRIGHT! Alright, okay

誰會想買這種螢光棒

We're not gonna get anywhere like this

我完全不想 把錢花在這種垃圾上拜託

There's only one way to figure out who the leader is

你知道嗎 不如等等再討論

How?

因為這沒很重要

We make a song, with everybody in it

我們真正要想的是...

Equally, and we just see what happens

一首新歌

Okay, but what's the song gonna be about?

去年之後就一直沒出新歌

Exactly what we've been talking about this whole time

嗯... 不管新歌是什麼歌

Who's it gonna be?

我最好可以分到一些歌詞

OH MY GOD!

因為上一次 全部都被你唱走了

That better not be the name of the song

當然啊 我是團長欸

THAT IS SO CHEES-

你是團長?開什麼玩笑?

"Who's It Gonna Be?" Singers: BgA

我才是團長

K-Poopers, where u at?

你沒看到我的推特留言?

BgA

大家都這麼說

BGA

-你才沒有看到鄉民留言

Jun?

大家超不喜歡你

Is that really you?

阿不就都因為你 搶走所有歌詞啊!

Wait...

我很確定Jun才是 大家最不喜歡的

what are you guys doing?

我不在乎 當不當團長

Why do you look like that?!

我只要地位比Jun高就行

Look, man...

可嗎?

We're happy for you

那我就當第二名 因為我喜歡銀色

We really are

什麼? 銀色?

But...

你剛才說你想要金色耶

ever since you left the group

- 你現在又在那邊遲疑不定...

It's been really tough for the rest of us

- 我只要地位比Jun還高...

Yeah ;-;

- 銀色... - 金色...

We've just been doing all we can

- 你就墊底啦...

...to get by

- 給我閉...

But... it's only been one week

- 你到底要選...

Oh

好了! 夠了!

Well it's been a really tough week

我們絕對不能變成這樣子!

Yeah yeah 7 days long time

只有一種方法能 決定誰是團長

WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO THIS TRAITOR?

怎麼做?

HE LEFT US

我們寫一首歌

YOU

每個人都會唱到

LEFT

很公平

US

看看會怎樣

WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR TALKING TO THE MANAGER AND YOUR LITTLE CONTRACT

行 那這首歌要唱什麼?

So why are you even here?

就是我們剛剛一直在討論的

Actually...

"究竟會是誰?"

That's exactly why I'm here

不會吧!?

This pretty much guarantees me fame, money

這最好不是歌的名字

and everything that we have been working forward together as a group

這樣也太爛...

But it says I have to do this alone

「究竟會是誰？」 演唱：BgA

Without you guys

"韓屎泛"們 你們在哪?

Which is why I felt the need to come here and...

(BgA)

do this

(聽好了!)

*rips paper*

( 秀出來吧?)

*throws*

(B. g. A.)

What's the point of fame and fortune

(上吧!)

if it's not with you guys

嘿粉絲們 你們可曾期盼過某一件事

[heart]

你們可了解我們的意思?

Dude...

在這麼一瞬間裡

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING MAN?

我們 分崩離析

What?

其中一位會崛起

YEAH YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONEY AND SHARED IT WITH US

其他人 沒落

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN RIP THIS MAN? CMON..

會是誰?

*talking in disapproval*

下一位賈斯汀! (Justin Timberlake，原屬"超級隊長"，2002年開始單飛)

do you think we can put this back together or...

會是誰?

We could tape it!

下一位碧昂絲! (Beyoncé，也是成功單飛的歌手)

GLUE! I have some glue in the car!

會是誰?

*talking in the background*

在我們之中

Hey

誰

Are those... Are those the glowsticks?!

會

Told you... gold and silver doesn't match

脫穎而出

[SHIPPPPP]

究竟會是誰? x2

[ohmagahs]

誰會 登峰造極?

Idiot

到底會是誰? x2

Ah, aaah!

誰會 鶴立雞群?

[cute smile]

到底會是誰? x2

And it's

誰最 有名氣?

Sign sign sign sign sign Sign sign right here

到底會是誰? x2

right on his belly button

是誰會單飛

Guys, it's gone..

讓其他人吐血

THERE

沒問題

It's good. Let it go.

悄悄地、悄悄地

Guys, it's in my email

你會慢慢的漂離

I can print out another one

我們不再聊天了

You're so s...

我們還是兄弟嗎?

*hits Jun*

舞蹈練習你沒到

So there will be a comeback for BgA?

你去哪裡了？

DAMN RYAN

等一下 這已經發生了?

MAKE IT TO NUMBER ONE!

這還只是我們的第二首歌欸!