And that's a base hit.

啊~它肯定是好的

-(Midget Apple) Ah, it sure is nice

走出廚房 呼吸一些新鮮空氣。

to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air.

-♪帶我出去看球賽♪

-♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

♪帶我出去看...♪

♪ Take me out to the... ♪

大叫 噢！

LOUD! -Ow!

我不存在的耳朵阿!

My nonexistent ears. -[laughs]

三分！你出局了！

-(umpire) Strike three! You're out!

你聽見了嗎，小伙子們？ 比賽結束了。

-You hear that, fellas? The game's over.

痾... 它們在興奮啥阿？

[others cheer]

大家最喜愛的時間 終於到來了：點心時間。

-Uh... what are they so excited about?

屋~呼！我愛零食！

-Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived: snack time.

等等......他們在哪裡？

-Whoo-hoo! I love snacks!

我沒有看到任何零食。

Wait... where are they?

哇阿阿阿！

I don't see any snacks.

Yes！ 我生命中最偉大的一天！

-[evil laughter]

是啊。點心時間是最好的。

-(all) Whaa!

等一下。 他們想被選到？

-Yes! The greatest day of my life!

他們會喝哪種Kool-Aid啊?

[fruit react in disgust and confusion]

沒有人會喝Kool-Aid，而那就是問題。

-Yeah. Snack time's the best.

等等。喔，呼！

-Hold on. They WANT to be picked?

哇。

What kind of Kool-Aid are they drinking?

-我希望我下一個被選到。

-Nobody's drinking the Kool-Aid and that's the problem. [sobs]

我希望我下一個被選到。

Wait- woo - hoo

我希望我下一個被選到。

-Wow.

我希望我下一個被選到。

-I hope I get picked next.

如果你相信，他會實現的。

-I hope I get picked next.

痾，是的。 可以有人提醒我

-I hope I get picked next.

為什麼大家都這麼興奮去死？

-I hope I get picked next.

成為被消耗的零食

If you believe it, you can become it.

是食品或飲料最高的榮譽

-Uh, yeah. Could someone remind me

可能永遠希望實現。

why everyone's so excited to die a horrific death again?

但可悲的是，沒有人選擇我， 梅干汁。

-Being consumed as a snack

為什麼呢？

is the highest honor a food or drink

我不知道。我很健康。

could ever hope to achieve.

我有維他命。 我在最佳狀態。

But sadly, no one ever picks me, Prune Juice.

我甚至可以讓你保持健康。

-Why not?

你的味道如何？

-I don't know. I'm healthy.

-很可怕。

I've got vitamins. I'm in tip-top shape.

YA，噢YA，就是醬，YA！

I'll even keep you regular.

- 如果只可能是我。 -Chin起來，阿干。

-How do you taste?

如果你想被選，

-Terrible. -Whoo-hoo!

我相信你“能”(亦指罐子)做到這一點。

-[gulping] -Yeah, oh yeah, that's it, yeah!

史蒂夫......怎麼回事？

-If only that could be me. -Chin up, Pruney.

那一切 我曾希望這將是...

If you want to get chosen,

和更多。

I'm sure you "can" do it. [laughs]

爆破！我就知道。

[drinker belches, can groans]

我需要讓自己更具吸引力一點。

-Steve... how was it?

你知道，也許我可以加點糖分。

-It was everything I had hoped it would be...

或者，也許得到一些更多 稍微豐富多彩的包裝。

and more. [dying choke]

去吧，梅干汁！

-Blast! I knew it.

真糟糕阿，我只是想被 選而已。

I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow.

因為你的味道，太可怕了？ 因為那太糟糕了。

You know, perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in me.

你是對的。 噢，不要哭，阿干。

Or maybe get some more slightly colorful packaging.

你會得到所有皺...呃。

-Go, Prune Juice!

至少你是健康的，對不對？

-I just want to be chosen so badly.

能讓身體健康又怎樣?

-As bad as you taste? 'Cause that's pretty bad. [laughs]

如果沒有人願意吃你？

-You're right. -Aw, don't cry, Pruney.

我的意思是，我們是食物。 這是整個重點。

You'll get all wrinkly...er.

-嘿！嘿，阿干！ 怎樣？

At least you're healthy, right? -[growls]

手。

What's the point of being healthy

-最後一隻手 我認為它是為我而來。

if no one wants to eat you?

-哪， 它可能是為我而來。

I mean, we're foods. That's the entire point.

假設有一個 利於身體健康。

-Hey! Hey, Pruney! -Yeah?

那會是什麼？

-Hand. -[evil laughter]

-我很營養，我可以做到。

-One final hand and I think it's coming for me.

好耶。好耶。

-Nah, it's probably coming for me.

這是我最想做的事。

-I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy.

哦，哦，這有點痛。

-And what's that?

我肯定這是要去得到--

-I'm so healthy, I can do this. [fizzes]

-哦！！

Yes. Yes. -Whoa.

- 為什麼沒有我曾經希望 要做到這一點？

-Whoa! -Whoa!

啊哈！

-This is everything I've ever wanted and more.

太糟糕了。

Oh-oh, that kinda hurts. -Yaah!

我真的“砸”的 見他走了。

-I'm sure it's gonna get-- better!

兄弟，拜託~ 抱歉。

-Oh!!

太“梅干”了？

-Why did I ever wish for this to happen?

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Aah! [crush!]

傑米奧利佛 飾演 梅干汁

-[groans in disappointment] Too bad.

I'm really "crushed" to see him go. [laughs]

-Dude, come on. -Sorry.

Too "prune"? [laughs]

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