Name: 你身旁也有這種奇葩？每個朋友圈都有的4種麻吉！(The Four Types Of Friends You Have)
Uploaded: 2025-01-26T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 5 min 29 s

情態副詞

These are your best friends, so close that they're practically family.

這些就是你最好的麻吉，你們好到彼此就好像家人一樣。

程度副詞

Or should I say, literally just like your family.

每一群狐群狗黨裡面都會有這麼一個「小朋友」。

Not necessarily the youngest in age, but definitely in spirit.

雖然這個「小朋友」並不一定是朋友群中年紀最小的，可是心靈上一定最幼稚。

我的天啊，今天真的是我人生真最讚的一天！

The child runs on the power of positivity without ever running out of something to say.

這個「小朋友」總是正能量滿滿，而且永遠不會沒話說。

As much as I love fried chicken, I love hanging with you guys.

我再怎麼愛炸雞，也比不上喜愛跟你們鬼混！

You know what, I think we're ready to order.

那個不好意思，我們可以點餐了。

The child also has the uncanny ability to turn any stranger, however strange, into a new friend.

這個「小朋友」還有一個超奇葩的能力，就是他可以把隨便一個他不熟的人 (不管多不熟) 變成朋友。

那個，你們有想要先來點什麼喝的嗎？

Oh, you know, actually a seltzer would be nice.

喔好喔，我們先來點氣泡水好了。

Keith, you're getting the remote all greasy.

基斯，你把遙控整個都弄的油膩膩的啦！

Hand it over. We're gonna decide what to watch as a group.

遙控器拿來，我們來決定要一起看什麼。

And, just like a baby, he sometimes lacks the ability to fully control his own limbs.

這個「小朋友」有的時候還真的會跟小朋友一樣笨手笨腳的。

Yeah, it's like he lacks the ability to fully control his own limbs.

對啊，他好像缺乏控制自己肢體的能力。

You protect the child at all costs because he's the most fun and sweet friend you'll ever have.

不管怎麼樣你都會為這個「小朋友」挺身而出，因為他是你一生中最好笑最可愛的朋友。

I have just the thing that'll help you feel better.

我這兒有個好東西可以讓你心情變好喔。

再來就是好友群裡面的「大人」了。

The one who's stuck in peak mom and dad mode 24/7.

就是幫著你們全部把屎把尿，全年無休的那個。

-是生日卡片喔！-我超愛卡片的！

The adult's parental advisory instincts kick into high gear whenever a resolution needs to be reached.

每次有重大決策的時候，這個「大人」就會自然而然扮演起家長的角色。

Keith got to pick last time so we're gonna go with Zack's choice.

上一次選台的人是基斯，所以這一次輪到札克選了喔。

-爽啦 -搞什麼，我為什麼沒得選？

No, your show is super depressing and not appropriate for Keith.

不行啦，你愛看的那個節目太鬱悶了，也不適合基斯看。

你現在在用的是你的 Instagram 故事模式啦！

And like many a parent the ever-changing social media landscape is never immediately apparent to the adult.

就跟大部份爸爸媽媽一樣，好友群中的「大人」通常都趕不上科技的潮流。

對不起，我們準備好要點餐了。

I'd like the tuna salad, and this guy will get the fried chicken combo...

給我一個鮪魚沙拉，然後給他一個炸雞套餐......

But who cares if you're a little behind the times when you're the only one on top of your shit?

可是如果你是朋友群中總是把一切打理得好好的那個，就算跟不上科技的潮流，又怎樣？

Yeah, I have several questions about several of the items.

那個，我有幾個有關這裡菜色的問題想詢問一下。

就是那個奶醬義大利寬板麵......

尤金，那邊那個不是你喜歡的女生嗎？

No, seriously, can I get another one of these, please?

真是夠了，可以再給我來一杯一樣的嗎？

You all know and hope to survive the teenager.

你們的朋友群中也一定有那位「中二男」。

The friend in your group who is awfully good at being awesomely bad.

「中二男」就是朋友群中那個耍廢技巧高人一等的那個。

Someone take this from me. My body is gonna regret that in the morning.

來人啊，誰快點來阻止我繼續喝，要不然我明天早上會痛不欲生。

Aw, that dude's body is gonna regret it in the morning.

天啊，你看那個矬蛋，喝個酒明天就不行了呢。

Oh yeah, his little Benjamin Button body.

對啊，就像 「班傑明的奇幻旅程」裡面那個臭老頭一樣虛啊。

That was an Oscar nominated movie, I don't--

那部片還被奧斯卡提過名，你們膽敢侮辱它? 我跟你們勢不兩立.....

Although the teenager is violent and unpredictable, you can always rely on him to come to your defense.

雖然「中二男」超暴力又陰晴不定，可是不管什麼時候他都是最讓大家靠得住的那個。

-凱文，近來如何啊？ - 凱文是哪位啊？

Let's face it, on the outside the teenager can be a shady bitch.

我們就大方承認吧，「中二男」有時候真的會表現得很「顧人怨」。

我真的會趁你在睡覺的時候把你宰了。

-Go talk to her! - Shut up, you're embarrassing me!

-快過去找你喜歡的女生講話啊！ -閉嘴啦！你這樣我很尷尬耶！

嗨，我叫基斯，你叫什麼來著？

But, on the inside, the teenager is a profoundly sensitive friend.

可是「中二男」的內心呢，其實是非常敏感纖細的。

That's Ned and that's Zack, and I don't know where Eugene went.

這邊這個是奈德，然後那邊那個是札克，然後我不知道我們家尤金跑到哪裡去了。

Happy birthday, buddy. (slide whistle whooshing)

生日快樂啊兄弟 (滑回來的聲音)。

這個是你從凱文那邊幹來的嗎？

-凱文是哪位啊? -只有我覺得這邊超冷的嗎？

They just turn...every time I sit underneath a vent, they turn the vent and it's like so freaking...

每次我坐在出風口的時候他們就會把風開超大，快冷死了。

And finally, everyone knows the old person, who's stuck-- (record scratching).

最後要來跟大家介紹的是「老頭子」說到「老頭子」呢... (刮唱片的聲音)。

No, no, can you not freeze-frame on my face?

喂，哈囉，可以麻煩你不要把鏡頭對焦在我臉上嗎？

好啦我懂啦，反正我就是又老脾氣又臭嘛。

We're kind of too far in the video right now.

We get it. We can move...can you get this out of here？

我都懂，我們可以直接...拜託可以把這個東西拿走開一下嗎？

What are you even doing here? -Zack, you gotta be nice to the narrator. - No, no, we're done--

你到底在這裡幹嘛? -札克，你喔要對人家旁白好一點啦 -管他的，我們拍完了啦。

Okay, well, as I was saying, the old person--  -Oh my God, bla bla bla.

痾，所以我剛剛說到這個「老頭子」呢... -天啊，講太多了。

我們可以直接跳到公寓那一段嗎？

Anyone else think it's really hot in here?

-哈囉，卡爾 ... -人家叫凱文啦。

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