Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

  • - I'm in a great mood. I'm in a fan--

  • usually in a great mood, but I'm in a great mood today,

  • and, uh, you too. Good. [cheers and applause]

  • I'm glad.

  • I'm so glad to hear that 'cause I got to work today

  • and a lot of people are very unhappy

  • because of the trouble at Starbucks.

  • Have you heard what's going on there?

  • Over the weekend,

  • Starbucks introduced their new holiday cups,

  • and what I'm about to show you is highly offensive.

  • Brace yourselves.

  • Here it is.

  • You can tell it's mine 'cause it says,

  • "Eileennn" with three Ns.

  • People are mad about this cup 'cause they're saying

  • Starbucks is being anti-Christmas.

  • The old cups has snowflakes, and Santa's sleigh, and elves.

  • You know, all the things that you find in the Bible.

  • And, um...

  • [laughter]

  • Now, they're just red, and I mean, look at this cup.

  • you might as well call it a "Satan Sipper".

  • People are so upset,

  • so Starbucks released a statement about their cups.

  • They said that belonging, inclusion, and diversity

  • are the core values of Starbucks,

  • and Starbucks wants to give customers an experience

  • that inspired the spirit of the season.

  • How dare they.

  • [laughter]

  • So now, this holiday season,

  • if you want Christmas with your breakfast,

  • you're gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way.

  • You have to get really, really high,

  • and then you have to go to IHOP,

  • and then you just stare at your pancakes,

  • and then go

  • see Baby Jesus in there.

  • [laughter]

  • You know?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • "Doesn't that look like Jesus?"

  • I understand what Starbucks is going through.

  • I mean, they're really trying.

  • But I know that people don't like change,

  • so I want to help bring the holidays back

  • into your holiday cups,

  • so I'm going to introduce these exclusive--

  • here, I'll trade you. Thank you so much, Pete.

  • These are Starbucks holiday vision glasses,

  • and what happens

  • when you put 'em on...

  • [cheers and applause]

  • Yeah.

  • So when you're wearing these, you go into Starbucks,

  • and you'll see Christmas everywhere you look.

  • Not much else, but that's what you'll see.

  • They're available for $99,

  • which is slightly less than a vente frappucino, I believe.

  • And remember, don't wear them when you're driving.

  • If you do, let Jesus take the wheel.

  • [laughter]

  • Please. [cheers and applause]

  • All right.

  • And now, join me in my first holiday dance of the season.

- I'm in a great mood. I'm in a fan--

字幕與單字

單字即點即查 點擊單字可以查詢單字解釋

A2 初級

星巴克假日杯風波 (Starbucks Holiday Cup Controversy)

  • 652 45
    郭璧如 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
影片單字