My god, what happened to you?

天啊，妳怎麼了？

Did you do that bad on your ochem midterm?

妳有機化學期中考有那麼差嗎？

I broke up with Jeungri

我跟Jeungri分手了

[all] WHAT??

[全部]什麼？？

What are you thinking?!

妳在想什麼？！

Girl, are you CRAZY?

小姐，妳瘋了嗎？

Wait- what's the big deal?

等一下，這是什麼大事嗎？

Why are you guys getting mad at her?

妳們為什麼要對她那麼生氣？

Her boyfriend-- now EX-boyfriend

她男朋友 -- 現在是前男友

was a K-pop star!

是個韓星

*gasps* FROM WHICH BAND?

＊倒抽氣＊哪個團的？

EXO? GOT7? Super Junior? Big Bang?

EXO? GOT7? Super Junior? Big Bang?

Actually

事實上

From BgA

是BgA

Girl. Are you CRAZY?

小姐，妳瘋了嗎？

Guys, you DON'T understand!

各位，妳們不懂！

We understand that you were literally living the dream

我們都知道妳活在那些

of a BILLION girls out there

數十億女孩的夢裡

I know...

我知道…

I'm just as big of a k-pop fan as you are

我只是跟妳們一樣是韓星的粉絲

and based on everything that we watch and listen to

而且根據我們的所見所聞

dating a k-pop star is like winning the lottery...

跟一個韓星約會就像是中了樂透

but... i-it's not what you think

可是… 事情並不是你們想的那樣

What do you mean it's not what we think??

不是我們想的那樣是什麼意思？？

Well, for starters, there's the dancing...

首先，是跳舞…

OMG. It is SOOO hot when they dance

我的天啊！他們跳舞超超超帥的

but it never stops

可是他們停不下來

[crowd chanting] JEUNGRI! JEUNGRI! JEUNGRI!

[群體覆誦] JEUNGRI! JEUNGRI! JEUNGRI!

um, hey, so can we go now?

恩，我們可以走了嗎？

just one more song- one more song!

再一首歌 - 一首歌就好！

OK, cause, uh, I think the DJ was done playing like

好喔，可是我想DJ好像在兩首歌之前

two songs ago??

就已經收了？？

And then, there's his wardrobe...

再來是他的衣服

The outfits are the BEST PART!

最棒的就是他的穿著

Isn't this beautiful, Jeungri?

Jeungri，這裡超美的吧！

... Jeungri?

... Jeungri?

Wha- can you just- HEY!

什 - 你可以就 - 嘿！

just leave the hat there...

把帽子留在那裏…

uhhm

your... thigh chain is....?

你的…腿練…？

how did you...

你怎麼…

*pssh* so his style gets in the way sometimes

＊嗤＊所以他的造型有點太過了

that's NOT enough to break up!

不過這還不構成分手的理由！

uhm, can I- can I get my powder back?

恩，我可以拿回我的粉餅了嗎？

I'm almost done ^^

我快好了

o-okay

好 - 好喔

It's... um... you're just kinda... using a lot

恩…你用的…蠻多的

Hey, can you run with me to get milk at the store later?

嘿，你等一下可以幫我去買瓶牛奶嗎？

Why drink milk, when we can have...

可以喝MUKIS的時候，為什麼要喝

MUKIS!!!

牛奶呢

Carbonated drink drink!

碳酸飲料

So cool, and naked!

清涼，無負擔

[speaking Korean]

[講韓文]

[in korean] I love you, Mukis!

[韓文]我愛你， Mukis！

Uh, is everything you touch a product placement?

嗯，你是在置入性行銷嗎？

Who are you even talking to?

而且你在跟誰說話？

Ah we're going to be late!

啊！我們要遲到了

Agh, we're gonna lose our reservation

我們會錯過我們的預約

[dramatic sappy music]

[戲劇性感傷音樂]

can you WALK at a normal speed for ONCE?

你可以用正常的速度走一次嗎？

We're already late!

我們已經遲到了！

Wow. That DOES sound pretty annoying.

哇，這樣聽起來真的很煩

What was the final straw?

所以最後一根稻草是？

So how was your day?

你今天好嗎？

It was-

就是 -

Sorry, who is she again?

抱歉，你說她是誰？

Huh?

什麼？

Oh, this is just my pretend wife!

喔，這就只是我的假想妻子

[in korean] Hello, I'm Hyuna!

[韓文]你好，我是Hyuna！

We're pretending to be married for a month for a TV show!

我們為一個電視節目假想結婚一個月

yeeaaaah... I-I don't think I'm comfortable with this

耶… 我不太能接受

It's just pretend, my dear

就只是假裝的，親愛的

[in korean] it's just fake!

[韓文]只是假的！

Here- have some more food!

來吧 - 吃點東西

ENOUGH!

夠了！

I can't take this anymore!

我受夠了！

I'm sorry Jeungri

Jeungri，我很抱歉

you are the k-pop guy of my dreams, but not the guy for me in real life!

你是我夢想中的韓星，但並不是現實中我想要的人

I have to end this

我要分手

Amanda!

Amanda！

[dramatic sappy music playing] Noooooooooooooooo

[戲劇性感傷音樂]不！！！！！！！！！

yeeah... okay bye!

好喔，掰掰！

I'm sorry girl

我很抱歉

you made the right choice

你做了對的選擇

Yeah, a tough one, but the right one

沒錯，艱難卻正確的選擇

What do you think he's gonna do now?

妳覺得他現在在做什麼？

I'm not sure...

我不確定…

I'm sorry, Jeungri

我很抱歉，Jeungri

You'll be alright

你會好起來的

Yeah, she doesn't know what she's missing, man

沒錯，她不知道她錯過了什麼

You know what would make you feel better?

你知道什麼會讓你心情好一點嗎？

[all] MUKIS!

[全體] MUKIS！

Hey everyone, I hope you guys liked that short!

嗨大家，希望你們喜歡這支影片

Ashley, I'm very sorry to ruin your k-pop boyfriend dreams

Ashley，抱歉毀了你的韓星男友的夢想

couldn't just let me have it, could you

你就不能讓我擁有它嗎？

I'm sorry guys

各位我很抱歉

We got some really exciting news, though!

不過我們有一些令人興奮的消息

We just launched a whole bunch of new nice guy merchandise!

我們開始發售nice guy新產品

It's been 10 years since the launch of "Just a Nice Guy" our short!

從Just a Nice Guy成立已經10年了

so if you guys wanna support you can go to the link below

如果你支持的話你可以點下面的連結

or wongfustore.com

或是wongfustore.com

and get your own nice guy gear!

拿到你的nice guy配備

Subscribe for new shorts and we'll see you guys next time!

訂閱看更多新影片，我們下次見囉！

Bye!

掰！