Name: 腰瘦菜單，可不能像平常那樣點餐 (The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date))
Uploaded: 2017-03-23T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 3 min 34 s

It's like, I want to order the Double Loaded Gut-Bomb Chili Cheese Fry Nachos, but...

可惡，我就是想點雙層雞大胃王餐再加上烤乾酪辣味玉米片... 但是...

We have a pool party to go to after this.

"If he liked it, he should have put a platter of grilled onion rings on it?"

A "Glamburger on a Tight Bun with a side of thighs"?

How are you supposed to say any of this out loud to another human being?

Ah, the Chicken Parm or the Chicken Francese?

喔，帕瑪森起司雞還是香橙炸雞？

呃... 你們《腰瘦菜單》的雞胸肉

要做成都怪別人三明治還是浮誇前菜？

I am the boss bitch and I demand my Slenders as a Flauntrée,

我是世界第一正妹，給我來一份火辣苗條雞當作前菜

with the Fit Into My Little Black Dress-ing on the side,

還要一份《我-就-是-吃-不-胖》沙拉

Did you hear what just came out of my mouth?

你沒聽到我剛剛怎麼點餐的嗎？

No, no, be a man and order from the Bitch Menu!

man 一點然後給我從腰瘦菜單裡面點餐！

這個... 迷人曼徹格... （曼徹格為一種西班牙起司）

迷人曼徹格～ （註：改編自某句歌詞）

Yeah, now tell me how you want it cooked.

嗯哼，現在告訴我你想要幾分熟？

I'm a fat boy and I wanna be a fit boy, sir.

我們現在開始在做 【火辣約會】

That's right, it's gonna be coming to you weekly,

沒錯，我們每個禮拜都會有續集哦

對啊，我們手上的這些都是別人的

所以我說啊，誰才是真正的贏家？

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腰瘦菜單，可不能像平常那樣點餐 (The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date))