I have a lot of haters

敵人

Utter Cancer

Dillon the Hacker (其中一個酸民)

Enemies

Leafy (另一個酸民)

Dylan the hacker

Keemstar (又另一個酸民)。他們都盡全力來摧毀我 !

Leafy

但有一位

Keemstar. They're all out to destroy me!

你猜我不把他說出來?

But there's one-

男人

Dare I even say it?

他比所有這些酸民的合體還要強。

Maaan.

他的名字是Malcolm

Who is stronger than all of these combined

1466

His name is... Malcolm...

大家好, 我是 [雜音] *在模仿pewds*

Fourteen. Sixty.. six.

[雜音]

"How's it going bros, my name is [wtf]

他為什麼恨我？

[INTENSIFIES]

我恨Pewdiepie！

Why does he hate me?

尤其他對我的恨是超越希特勒對猶太人的那種恨

I HATE PEWDIEPIE

Malcolm： Pewdiepie(做影片)都是為了錢

But he's filled with more hate than Hitler was for the jews.

比起Keemstar對於公正報導的恨，他對我的仇恨更加多

Malcolm: Pewdiepie working 4 da money

[尖銳噪音]

He's filled with more hatred than Keemstar is to unbiased news reporting.

此時的我不曉得該如何是好, 但他似乎...

[Inaudible high pitched voice]

消失了

now I'm at the point where I don't know what to do anymore but it seems like...

Malcolm 1466 你在哪？

he disappeared.

我一直在網路上尋找答案

Malcolm_1466 where are you?

從最遠的東方到最北邊的西方

I've searched the internet for an answer.

卻找不到任何Malcolm的影片。 為什麼會這樣？為啥？我需要答案！

From the farthest East to the northest west.

他在哪？

Malcolm videos are nowhere to be found. Why is this? WHY? I need answers.

[噪音]

WHERE IS HE?

這是什麼？

[loud noise]

是一線希望

What is this

關於Malcolm

a shed of hope.

1466 的真相

the truth about Malcolm

DJ

1466

Vailoc

DJ

DJ. Vailoc

Vailoc

我討厭PewDiePie的原因

DJ. Vailoc.

Vailoc：我討厭Pewdiepie的原因...

"The reasons to hate PewDiePie"

[嘔吐]

The reason why I hate Pew-

這他媽的發生了什麽？

[Barf noise]

Vailoc： 我討厭Pewdiepie的原因...

Wtf happened?

我的天啊。你才不是Malcolm咧

The reason why I hate Pew-

你的聲音不一樣

OH MY GOD. You are no Malcolm.

...為什麼討厭...

You sound different.

看起來不一樣

...is why I-

...什麼討厭...

You look different.

難道他披著Malcolm的皮？

...why I-

[嘔吐]

Is he wearing his skin?

1.他總是出現在我的***上

[Barf noise]

我總是在他的什麼頁？[笑]

1. He's always on my webture page.

...在我的***頁上

I am always on his what page? *Laughs*

好的如果我總是出現在你的“影片推薦頁面”上， 可能就是因為你觀看我的影片！

...on my webture page.

[不可辨識]

Well if I'm always on your recommended page then maybe that's because you watched my videos.

我想PewDiePie 這愚蠢的婊子

[Inaudible]

別叫我婊子因為你也是個婊子。婊子！[笑]

I think PewDiePie. The stupid bitch.

[Malcolm]第二點[Pewds]第二點來了

Don't call me a bitch because you're a bitch too. Bitch. *Laughs*

[Malcolm] 他的粉絲 [Pewds] 我的粉絲

[Malcolm] Two. [Pewds] Two number two.

他的粉絲荒謬極了

[Malcolm] His fans. [Pewds] My fans.

我能說甚麼？恩...例如Falcon Lover

His fans are so ridiculous.

他知道PewDiePie的梗！

What can I say? Hm. Falcon Lover, for example.

Malcolm, 你根本喜歡我吧！

He knows about the PewDiePie references !

承認吧！

Malcolm, YOU LOVE ME

你觀看我的影片，你懂我的梗

SAY IT

還有甚麼咧？ 別再假裝了！

You watch my videos, you know my references

兄弟。我有鬍子，但你根本不在乎！

What else is there? Stop pretending.

他是不是說了...

Dude. I have mustache but you don't give a FUCK.

他...[笑]

DID HE JUST SAY...?

[低語]謝謝

DID HE... ? *Laughs*

他剛剛是不是說他有小鬍子而且他根本不在乎？

*whispers* Thank you.

啪啪啪啪啪啪

Did he just say he has more stash and he doesn't give a fuck?

算你屌 謝謝你啊

*claps*

Malcolm贏了。(x2)

It's been great. Thank you.

[關門]

Malcolm wins. Malcolm wins.

我有鬍子

[Door closes]

這對一個8歲的小孩來說是一個很吊的鬍子

[Inaudible] I HAVE MUSTACHE

最重要的部分是...

That is a fucking nice stache for an eight year old.

最重要的部分要來囉 ok

[Malcolm] The most important part.

PewDiePie是同性戀

The most important part. Here it comes. Okay.

喔喔喔喔喔喔！

PewDiePie is gay.

喔喔喔喔喔喔！

[Enthusiastic music]

噢！

OH!

不！

OH

PewDiePie是同性戀

[gargling noise]

我不行了

OH

真正的豬是PewDie豬。PewDie豬 是他媽的...

NO

我是啥

PewDiePie is gay

我是啥

*burps*

我是啥

I can't

你不能就這樣結束這段影片！

The real pig is PewDiePig PewDiePig is a fucking p-

我是甚麼？Pewdie啥？！我不曉得啊！

What am I?

等等這是三小

What am I?

阿爾法·羅密歐(汽車制造商)

What am I?

為什麽我在看這個?？OMG！

You can't just exit the video right there

是MALCOLM !

What am I? Pewdiewhat !? Idk!

但是你那麽年輕怎麽駕車！

Wait wtf is this?

去吧 MALCOLM 上阿

[Rock music starts playing]

喔！

Alfa romeo green box concept

他說的對,他潮多了

[Car noises]

耶！

Why am I watching this? OMG!

Malcooooolm !

[Car noises]

喔他要幹麻？？

IT'S MALCOLM

為什麼是Malcolm在阿尔法·罗密欧的廣告裏而不是我？

[Car noises]

Malcolm 或 DJ Violoc 或 不論你叫什麼名字

But Malcolm you're too young to drive!!!

我將會傳你一則訊息。 注意一下，我要呼喚你。

[Car noises]

查看你的訊息並且回覆

Go Malcolm! Go!

好的各位。我們和Malcolm玩得很開心啊

WHOA

非常開心

[Rock music plays in the background]

我不想太超過

He's right, he is much cooler.

我不想要任何人去找他並且騷擾這孩子

YEAH

我不想要有任何人去揭穿他的身分或是肉搜他

MALCOOOOOOOOOOOOLM

好嗎？我們幫他化名Malcolm因為我們不想有任何人去查明他的身份

Oh what is he doing?

也不想有人去騷擾他

How is Malcolm in an alfa romeo commercial and I'm not?

我覺得這部影片很狂 我覺得這他擁有有趣的個人特質 而且我也希望他可以來我的頻道客串

[Overdriven sad music]

Malcolm. DJ Vialoc.

Malcolm or DJ Violoc or whatever your name is

我曾經嘗試去找你。 我將會寫訊息傳到你的youtube，推特

I'm going to send you a message. Check it out. I'm calling you.

檢查你的臉書。我找你找了好久了,好嗎?

Check out the message and reply.

我很希望你可以來我的頻道(PewDiePie)客串

Alright guys. We've had a lot of fun with Malcolm.

如果你沒興趣也沒關系

A lot of fun.

還有我的兄弟們：別騷擾這傢伙 這樣很不酷

I don't want it to be too far.

我從沒有很執著于這件事。 我只是對他的影片做些回應。

I don't want anyone to go and harass this kid.

如果我看見你們任何人騷擾、霸凌他(Malcolm) 你就不是兄弟(pewd的粉稱呼)了 懂嗎？

I don't want anyone who happened to find his identity to do anything to even look for it.

這就是這次的影片啦 如果你喜歡看這影片，離開前請讚一下 謝拉

Alright? We made up the name Malcolm because we didn't want people to find his identity.

希望我們能找到DJ Vialoc...

And we didn't want people harassing him.

或Malcom。他真實的名子是Malcom...

I just think his videos are hysterical, I think he has a funny personality and I would love to have him featured on my channel.

參加PewDiePie的頻道

Malcolm. DJ Vialoc.

我可能會幫他出來英國的機票錢

I've been trying to reach you. I'm going to write you a message on YouTube, Twitter

我不曉得

Check your Facebook. I found you everywhere, alright?

現在就這樣啦 和平時一樣

I would love to have you on the PewDiePie channel.

Stay awesome bros !

I get if you're not interested.

從夏威夷的岩岸

And to all my bros: Don't harass this guy. It's not cool.

對

I'm never into that. I just react to the videos.

我抓到她的點了 但這很好笑

If I see anyone of you harassing, bullying, whatever. You're out. Alright?

真的嗎?

That's it for this video. If you enjoyed watching, please leave a like. Thank you so much.

真的嗎?什麽?

Hopefully we can get DJ Vialoc...

這將會就纏著我很多年， 我可能會需要去治療

Or Malcom. His real name is Malcolm...

你是認真的嗎？

...on the PewDiePie channel.

為什麽?

I would love to fly him over to UK.

從夏威夷的岩岸到...的沙灘

Idk.

Pewds：...夏威夷 Marzia：...沒什麽啊！

That's all from me for now, and as always..

你是認真的嗎？

Stay awesome bros!!!

你怎麼沒有一種被摧毁的感觉呢?

From the rocky shores of hawaii.

Yea

I get it but it's funny-

REALLY ?

Really? What?

This would kill me for years. I would have to go to therapy,..

Are you serious?

Why?

From the rocky shores to hawaii to the beaches of...

[Pewds] ...hawaii. [Marzia] It's fine !

Are you serious ?!

How are you not destroyed ?!