LIKE TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD AMONG MEN AND WOMEN WHEN IT

COMES TO REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS.

SHE PROPOSED A $100 FINE EVERY TIME A MAN MASTURBATES.

LET ME

GIVE YOU THE DETAILS.

A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THE SPELL.

I THINK

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND YOU SEE A LOT OF FEMALE LAWMAKERS PROPOSE

LEGISLATION LIKE THIS IT IS

USUALLY MEANT TO BE SATIRE, NOT SERIOUS.

IT ALSO DRIVES HOME A

POINT ABOUT HOW THERE IS A LOT OF ANY QUALITY WHEN IT COMES TO

REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS AND THINGS

LIKE THAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL RECENTLY AND IT BLEW MY

MIND.

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE PENTAGON SPENT $294 MILLION ON

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DRUGS IN

2011 ALONE, AND IN 2014 84.2 MILLION.

YOU HEAR CONSERVATIVES

ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT BIRTH

CONTROL.

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR STIFFY WE ARE PAYING FOR?

YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT RIGHT?

>>APPARENTLY WE ARE NOT WINNING AT THE PENTAGON ANYMORE.

WHAT I

AM MOST INTRIGUED ABOUT IS THE MALE REPUBLICANS IN TEXAS WERE

OUTRAGED BY THIS BILL AND FIND A

CRUDE AND RIDICULOUS.

THEY CANNOT SEE OUTSIDE THEIR OWN

PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE SHE IS

MIRRORING THEIR LANGUAGE.

SHE SAYS A ERECTAL EXAM WHEN THEY

MEAN VAGINAL EXAM.

AND

NUMBER TWO, A 24 HOUR WAITING PERIOD.

BUT YOU SAID THEY NEEDED A 24 HOUR WAITING PERIOD BEFORE AN

ABORTION.

AND THEY HAVE A PERFECTLY LEGAL RIGHT TO HAVE AN

ABORTION.

>>YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD ñ A PORTION WHERE

YOU HAVE TO COUNSEL, THE DOCTOR HAS TO COUNSEL THE MAN ON ALL

THE UNCOMFORTABLE COMPONENTS OF THE PROCEDURE HE NEEDS TO HAVE

DONE BUT IN SPECIFIC DETAIL AND SPRINKLE IN SOME MEDICALLY

INACCURATE INFORMATION AS WELL TO DETER HIM FROM GETTING THAT

COLONOSCOPY HE NEEDS OR THE RECTAL, OR VASECTOMY OR

WHATEVER.

>>BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY DO TO WOMEN.

WHEN IT COMES TO MEN

THEY FIND IT UNCONSCIONABLE AND UNTHINKABLE.

BUT FOR WOMEN THEY

DO IT WILLY-NILLY WITHOUT A

SECOND THOUGHT.

THE WHOLE REASON WE ARE HAVING THIS SILLY

PRO-LIFE, PRO-CHOICE DEBATE- WHICH THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF

OTHER COUNTRIES.

EVEN COMMUNIST CHINA IS LIKE WHY WOULD YOU CARE?

>> CHINA IS ON THE OPPOSITE EXTREME VOTE.

>> THAT IS ALSO BAD BECAUSE THAT IS THE GOVERNMENT INTERFERING

AND SAYING YOU MUST DO IT.

GET OUT OF OUR LIVES.

BUT IF YOU'RE

GOING TO BE IN OUR LIVES FOR BIBLICAL PURPOSES THEN SHE IS

RIGHT, MASTURBATION IS AGAINST THE BIBLE.

EVEN IF YOU ARE RIGHT

ABOUT THE BIBLE IT ALSO SAYS YOU

SHOULDN'T MASTURBATE.

WHY AREN'T WE PASSING LAWS FOR THAT?

>>THE BIBLE IS NO FUN.

LET'S KEEP IT REAL.

YOU ARE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO EAT SHRIMP.

>>AND

IF YOU MAKE ANY MONEY AT ALL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO THE POOR.

>> I'M ALL RIGHT WITH THAT PART.

>>EVEN THE GOOD PARTS OF THE BIBLE ARE KIND OF A BUMMER.

SPEAKING OF SHRIMP YOU KNOW THAT

IS MY FAVORITE TOPIC.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT MORE

AGNOSTICS AND ATHEISTS IN OFFICE BECAUSE THE YOUNGER GENERATION

IS SO MUCH MORE NONRELIGIOUS.

WHEN YOU GUYS GET IN OFFICE

PROPOSE THE RED LOBSTER AMENDMENT OVER AGAIN.

IF YOU ARE

GOING TO IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION ON ME, ALL I'M GOING TO DO IS ALSO

IMPOSE YOUR RELIGION ON THE REST

OF US.

RIGHT NEXT TO GAY

MARRIAGE IN LEVITICUS IT SAYS YOU

CANNOT EAT SHELLED SEAFOOD.