P: Together with...

以及...

J: Jack

J：Jack

M: And PewwDiepie

M：還有PewwDiepie

P: Just a joke! It was us all along!

開玩笑的，都是我們本人啦

J: Lmao just a prank!

J：惡作劇啦～

P: Why do I feel so, like you guys are gonna fuck me or something.

為什麼我覺得你們想要上了我一樣

J: [lowered voice] Get ready bitch

J：做好準備 bitch

M: I didn't feel that at all

M：我不這麼覺得啊

P: I felt it, sitting like this in the middle

我覺得啊！坐在這裡就有這種感覺 J：選你們想要的臉

J: Pick which face you want

Who's more likely to？(遊戲名)

P: Who's more likely to?

Who's more likely to？(遊戲名)

P: Is what we are doing today.

就是我們今天要做的

M & J: Ohhhhhhhh

M＆J：哦哦哦

P: With consequences.

還有懲罰哦

M: Oh jeez

M：哦天哪

J: Okay...

J：好喔...

P: So we are gonna- I'm going to make a statement and you guys lift whoever you think is more likely to.

所以我們要...問個問題 然後其他人要舉起牌,決定誰最符合我的說法

J: I getcha

J：懂了

P: And the one with most will do a consequence by the end *shifts uncomfortably*

輸的人最後要接受懲罰

P: This is a great idea!

這是個好主意

J (in baby voice): Dis is da best!

J：敲蚌DER!

M: This is like the chillest video I've ever recorded

M：這是我錄起來最冷靜無語的一部影片吧

P: Are you comfortable?

你會不自在嗎

M: Oh god yeah

M：不會啦

P: Okay that's all that matters.

那才是最重要的啦

J: Sleepy time!

J：想睡的時間

P: Ok, they're a bit weird, so just go with it, alright?

好，問題有點怪怪的，但就直覺回答，OK?

J: Okay

J：好哦

P: Who is more likely to suck a dick for 1 million?

誰最有可能為了一百萬而吸老二？

M: *confused* Dollars? Or subs?

M:錢嗎？還是訂閱人數?(困惑)

P: Yes

M：你知道，我決定就是...

*deep breaths* M: Ya know, I gotta go with-

M：這題是我自願

*much laughter*

XDDDD

M: I volunteer on that one

M：不管為的是錢還是訂閱人數 嗯... 我都會吸

*more laughter from all*

J：為了一百萬根熱狗的話 , 我就吸啊

M: For a million dollars or subs um umm yeah I'm all for it

誰的裸體最好看?

J: Dude for a million hotdogs I'd do it

M：我啊

P: Who is... looks the best naked?

M：啊哈！

M: me

不～！！

M: Aha!

Edgar：我贊成,Markiplier

P: NOOO

M：謝辣

*much laughter*

M：等等，我輸是因為我拿到最多票嗎?

P: I agree, Markiplier.

F＆J：沒錯

M: *odd voice* Yeh, thank you!

J：這就是為什麼我知道你會選自己啊

M: Wait does that mean I lose, because I got the most votes?

M：別鬧了

P & J: Yeaah

好喔，Mark拿到一分了

J: *giggles* That's why I knew you'd pick yourself

M：耶...

M: awkh c'mon

L：他的頭從我的木棍上掉下來了

P: A'right Mark has one point.

Mark，信我，你絕對不想輸

M: Yaaaaay...

誰看得最多A片?

M: His head is falling off my stick.

M：如果是說我以前的話...

P: Trust me, you do NOT wanna lose, Mark.

M：大概啦...但是...

P: Who watches the most porn?

嘿！

M: If we're talking, like, me a few years ago—

我喜歡這些臉!

*PewDiePie chuckles*

J：我以為每個人都會選自己...

M: Probably? But—

M：嘛嘛嘛...

P: Hey!

M：我故意收回了

P: Hey, I like these faces!

「誰最可能是一個大驚小怪的人？」

J: I thought everyone was gonna choose themselves and—

啥小啦！

M:I—I intentionally kept back.

去死，都去死啦

P: Who is more likely to be a drama queen?

J：他選了自己又說"什麼?"

J: Oh Fuckin easy

OK，沒關係！

M: Yeah.

誰最可能先死？

P: WHAAAAT!?!?!

M：大概是我吧

P: Fuck you! Fuck you!

M：我已經去過醫院好多次了

J: He picks himself and then he goes *Impersonates PewDiePie* WHAT

喔.. 好

M: Jesus!

J：Mark是我們之中最有可能的吧

*laughter*

M：事實上，我沒辦法停止不進醫院

P: Okay, fine!

「誰最有可能謀殺他們的夥伴？」

P: Who is most likely to die first?

M：合作夥伴？

M: Probably me

是的

M: I've been in the hospital so much

M：我不想投給任何人啊

P: Oh okay

J：嘛 Mark是個暴怒的人

J: Mark's closest out of all of us

M：不！我不是好嗎，我是超級大好人欸

M: Actually, I can't stop going into the hospital

M：你這愛爾蘭的王八蛋

P: Who is most likely to murder their-their partner?

你知道嗎

*sinister music*

管你的

M: Partner?

去死吧

P: Yes

可惡!

Mark: I don't want to vote for anybody...

J：我會殺光你們

J: M-Mark's an angry aggressive man

誰最有可能...

M: NO I'M NOT! I'm a sweetheart

拍裸照？

M: Screw you ya Irish bastard

M:喔 上帝

P: Ya know what-

J：迅速回答

P: Fuck y- Fuck it...

J：跟快要死的那一個...

M: God DAMMIT

M：我...

*laughter*

M：我裸體最好看啊！

J: I'd kill you guys

M：不難懂吧

P: Who's more likely...

J：跟快要死的那一題一樣啊

P: ...to take a selfie naked?

J：跟快要死的那一題...你比我們三個還要接近啊

M: OHH JESUS

M：對啦差不多...

J: Just instantaneous

M：我的意外凸起的照片..OOPS

*laughing* P: I see a lot of Markipliers

J：你的浴袍

J: Is it the same with the death one?

M：我的浴袍...

M: I- I...

J : 這只是時間的問題

M: I LOOK THE BEST NAKED

M：我穿過很緊的皮褲，就像...

M: ITS UNDERSTANDABLE GUYS....

不 我看過了

J: T-The same with the death one... P: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

你有給我看過啦 M：哦對吼

J: The same with death... you've gotten the closest out of all three of us

M：他不小心秀出那個突起來的...

M: yeah pretty much. My accidental- My accidental bulge pics.. OOPS

M：我又沒看著它！

J: Your bathrobe

M：我沒注意到啊

M: My bathrobe...

誰最可能會去親另一個男生?

J: It's just a matter of time

啥小啦！

M: I was wearing very tight leather pants and I was like

你們想告訴我甚麼！

P: No I saw them

J：有一段時間,你家人想過你是GAY的

P: You showed them to me Mark: Oh yeah

嘿！ 沒有好嗎

J: He ACCIDENTALLY showed his bulge...

J：有啊

M: I didn't look at it!

OK,算了，的確有，但...隨便啦

I did not notice!

M：嘛，我以前親過一個男生

[reads]

我也是！這真的超可怕! 這就是為什麼我不再這麼做了

P: WHAT?!?

J：我也沒故意親過，意外的話就有

What are you trying to tell me??

M&F：等, 怎麼意外？

J: Even your own family thought you were gay for a while.

J：我轉身,然後有人在這,我就親到他

P: EY! NO!

這怎會發生

J: Ye

M：我是玩真心話大冒險 P：才不會發生這種事!

P: Okay, fine that's true but WHATEVER!

J：就...在我身上發生啦

M: Well I mean I've kissed a guy before

J：我甚至不認為那算是親

P: I have too and it was horrible! That's why I will never do it again

所以是怎樣發生的，就只轉身？

J: I haven't on purpose, accidentally yeah.

M：前傾，觸唇 (啾啾啾)

M and P: Wait how accidentally?? PewDiePie in the background: Wait did you kiss?

J：小學的時候也有啊，超尷尬！ 最後每個人都因此笑我

J: Like turning around and someone was there and lips touched

J：OK 就說說你的故事啊

P: That does not happen

喔... 嘛 就我跟兩個還蠻親近的朋友

M: Mine was a game of truth or dare Felix: That does not happen!

外加兩個女生

J: It.. happened to me

在大浴缸的時候,那群女生就說：

I don't even think that counts as a kiss

你們互親啊，然後我們兩個女生也親

P: HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Just turn around??

我就說：「別！」

M: Leaning forward, lips first *kissing noises* OOPS!

J：當然好啊！

J: It was in like primary school too and I was so embarrased and everyone made fun of me

YEAH，我那兩個朋友就...噁噁噁噁噁噁！

Okay tell us your story then

沒有一絲猶豫

P: aahh.. well it was me and two close friends

我永遠不會忘記他的臉,真的超可怕!

And two girls

J：你怎麼可以沒有吐回去?

in a hot tub and the girls were like:

我有啊！我那時候坐著啊

"You guys should kiss and then we kiss "

M：我記得我是在Bob的家

And I was like 'no'.

M：那時候在玩真心話大冒險，我沒有親Bob喔！

J: Hell yeah girl!

M：嗯... 我親了他朋友 Bristen

P: Yeah well my friend was like UEEUEGH

M：嘛，我在玩真心話大冒險啦 J：沒有人會叫Bristen吧

P: without even hesitating!

M：真的有啊，我沒有捏造

and I'll never forget his face it was horrible!

M：總之就是真心話大冒險啦.如果我們互親,

J: How could you not relay back from him?

就有女生會露奶給我們看，所以...

P: I did! I was stu- I was sitting down!

當然好啊!!!!!!!!!

M: I remember I was at Bob's place

J：你們很容易掉進裸女或者是一些女性互動之類的陷阱...

And we were all playing Truth or dare- I didn't kiss Bob-

誰會在看電影的時候哭出來？

J: Ahh man. M:uhhh... I kissed his friend Bristen

J：這就是我啊

And so we were playing truth or dare Jack: No one's named Bristen!

F&M：真的？

M: That was his name I didn't make that up

J：對啊 M：我也很容易哭 J：YEAH我也是

Yeah but anyways it was just like it was like truth or dare. This girl would show us her boobs

Edger：我舉Markiplier！

if we kiss and it was like

Edger：Mark！ 是Mark啦！

Alrightttt ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

J：都是Markiplie了啦

J: You guys are easily coerced into like female nudity, female on female action..

誰可能為了拯救他們的個人YouTube頻道而吸老二?

P: Who is more likely to cry during a movie?

M：我會啊... 沒錯

J: That's all mee

J：我們不是都已經吸了YouTube的老二嗎

P and M: Really? *surprised*

誰會在事業殞落之時結束自己的生命

J: Yeah M: Oh I get so teary J: Yeah same

誰會為了目標捨棄自己最重要的事物

P: OH Edgar I got Markiplier!

M：等等 所以是我嗎

MArkk! It's MARrkk

J：你舉你自己欸 M：我以為你舉了Felix

J: Mark cries all the time!

J：沒有啊 M：該死的..

P: Who's more likely to suck a dick to save their YouTube channel?

J：你想出了這個問題 所以我第一個想到你

Yeah.. I'd do that.. Yeah...

誰會衝進火場救人

J: Don't we all suck YouTube's dick already?

我不會那樣做的 M：你不會嗎？

M: Who's more likely to have crash and burn after their career dies?

不，去死吧

M: Who'd be more likely to cut off a limb for success?

誰最有可能變性

M: wait is that me?

該死的

J: You did yourself Mark: Oh I thought that was Felix!

我問這個幹嘛啦

J: No Mark: Dangit...

J：Mark要輸囉

J: You came up with the question so it's in the head there somewhere

M：哈？為什麼我要輸了

J: Who's most likely to run into a burning building to save someone?

M：扯欸

P: I'm no gonna do that M: You wouldn't do that?

得分 嘛，遊戲結束囉

P: No, fuck that

J：Yayyyy

M: really?

懲罰時間！

P: Who's more likely to have a sex change?

Mark...

P: Fuck

M：是甚麼懲罰

P: Dammittt

你不會喜歡這個懲罰的

Why do I even ask?

M：我們剛買了這個！

J: OH! Mark's losing!

M：不...

M: WHAT? Why am I losing?

J：Edgar，你不會想要參與的

That's bullshit!

Edgar，信我，你不會想要的

P: One point.... Well that was the game

M：如果我被榨出奶一定超尷尬。

J: Yayyyy

哇，已經啟動了欸

P: Bring in the punishment!

你會喜歡這個的啦！

Ohhoohh Mark...

M：我覺得不會喜歡這個...

M: What's the punishment?

羅馬人告訴我Jack跟Mark同分

P: You're not gonna like this

所以... Jack也要... J：不要！

M: OH WE JUST BOUGHT THAT

Micheal給我表單，給我

OhhhHHOH noooo...

這是記分表！我分數最少！

J: Edgar, you don't want part of this

你想放哪就放哪 M：當然是放在我的奶頭啊...

P: Edgar trust me you don't want this

抱歉... J：線不夠長...

M: I'm gonna be so embarrassed if milk actually comes out

M：我奶頭分太開了...

P: WOAH it started right away

那..要來囉...

You're gonna like this!

J：還行？

M: I don't think I'm gonna like this...

M：不...

P: Romania is telling me that Jack got equal amount of points

如果你不知道, 這是用來震你的奶頭

So Jack has to do it too J: Uh no!

M：我奶頭很敏感.....天啊！！

Micheal give me the sheet, give me the sheet

我來試試壓一下

This is the scoring system! I had the least!!

J：欸，快看，別按了

P: You can put it where ever you want M: On my nips apparently...

三小啊！ M：天公伯啊！！

P: Sorry J: They don't even go that far...

天公伯欸欸欸

M: My nips are too spread >.<

J：Mark的奶頭都勃起了...

P: Okay so I'm going to-

J：欸這很狂好嗎，我不知道這樣是不是對的

J: is that good?

我不知道要怎麼關掉它啊

M: no

M：我的天啊快停... J：震得很厲害欸

J: Okay, so in case you don't know, these are vibrating nipple pumps

嗯嗯，讚喔

M: I HAVE VERY SENSITIVE NIPS AAAHH GODDD!!

你一個我一個

P: I'm gonna try and pump it a little bit

J：好哦 M：我奶頭超敏感好嗎

J: Dude look at that, stop pumping!

M：讚欸 J：天啊 P：讚哦兄弟

Holy shett!! M: OHMYGODDD!

J：爽啊 P：按下去啊

OH MY GODD!!

J：天啊！！

J: Those are fully erect nips right there

M：我懂我懂我懂

*grunting and yelling*

壓那一下就！

J: Dude that's insane, I don't know if this was worth it

M：一點都不爽啊

P: I don't know how to turn it off

J：開震動啊

M: ohmygodstopthe- J: Oh God, ooh. those vibrate a lot!

M：快開啊

P: yea, very good.

P：我還蠻喜歡的欸 J：哦

You get one, I get one

OOOOHHOHOHHHHHOHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: Okay Mark: I have SUPER sensitive nips!

J：不錯,我還蠻享受的 P：你看！

M: Nice J: God P: Hell yeah bro!

你看到了? M：有有有

J: HELL YEAH. P: Pump it up yeah bro

J：我喜歡它

J: Oh My God!

J：它沒那麼糟嘛

M: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW XD

M：我的還在麻欸

F: The pump!

我呃... J：完全體驗欸

M: It's NOT pleasant!

好了，現在是時候了

J: Turn on the vibration

J：天啊

M: Yeah turn on the vibrate

Jack，你來幫我一下OK嗎

P: ooh I like vibration Jack: oooh

M：我覺得沒辦法弄到你的屁眼 J：沒關係啊，它還會震

P: OOOOHHOHOHHHHHOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M：好喔

J: Nice, I'm into it...

J：欸，你扶另外一邊

P: Look at that!!!

M：好啊

Did you see that shit!?!? M: haha yup

謝謝你們來啦 J：穿太厚了

J: I like it

呃...你看的開心的話就點讚吧!! (快點讚XDDD)

It's not that bad.

我們要 ... J：我肯定大家一定超愛這個

M: Mine still tingle

J：有沒有在動? P：沒有啊

P: Well... I uh J: The full visceral experience

如果你要做就做好一點...哦哦哦哦哦哦

P: Alright, now it's time for

感謝你們收看，謝謝...

J: Oh God

感謝Felix...

P: Jack would you do the honors?

還有..哦 Felix

M: I don't think it's gonna seal to your gooch, but J: Doesn't matter, it'll vibrate.

讚喔

M: Alright

去看看Markiplier和Jack的頻道 我會在資訊欄貼上他們的連結

J: Okay you hold that one there

謝謝按讚 還有像往常一樣，

M: Alright

兄弟，來個Brofist(兄弟拳)

P: ooh, well thank you guys for coming on J: There's too much fabric

耶咿 J：你甚麼時候又會擊拳了

P: And uhh, like this video if you enjoyed

就如往常一樣啊

We're gonna *gets cut off by Jack-a-boy* J: I'm SURE people enjoyed this

對啊，就很奇怪了

Is it working? P: No

Mark，再近一點

If you gonna do it, you gotta do it right OHOOOH!!!

M：對不起

P: Well thank you guys so much for watching, thanks to

J：這就是縮圖怎麼產生的啊

thanks to Felix

不錯

and oh Felix!

看起來很酷欸

great

好哦，讚

Check out Markiplier and Jack I'll leave a link in the description

Thanks for leaving a like and as always

bros, we do the brofist

Ye, J: since when do you do the brofist anymore?

P: as always!

I do this, so fucking weird

P: Get a little closer Mark

M: Sorry

J: This is how the thumbnails are maaade

P: That's cool

that looks cool

okay, cool

FUKCKEN SUBSCROOBE YE BETCH

I'm editing this on Christmas!!!