Yes.

是的

Where kids write you letters.

用來提供孩子們寫信給你的管道

Right.

對

Some are admiring, some funny, some even a little bit critical.

有的崇拜、有的好笑，有的甚至帶點批判性

We do a bit on our show called "Kid Letters",

我們的秀偶爾也有「孩子的信」的主題

and it's kind of the same thing,

基本上在做差不多的事情

where kids write to me with advice

提供孩子們向我提供建議

about how to improve "The Tonight Show."

建議我怎麼改進「今晚的秀」

Do you listen?

你會聽嗎？

-Yes. -Good.

- 會 - 很好

For the most part, I do listen.

大部分的時候，我都會聽

I have a few -- I have an example here.

我這邊有一些-- 我這邊有一個例子

This one here's from Mason, who's age 5,

這封信來自 Mason，他今年五歲

so I don't think he or she is awake right now.

所以我不認為他現在醒著

Mason said, "Dear Jimmy, I'm 5.

Mason 說「親愛的吉米，我五歲

I like your show. You need science on your show.

我喜歡你的秀，你的秀需要有科學

I like Ellen's show. She has science.

我喜歡艾倫秀，她有科學

You don't.

你沒有

Ellen wins. It's me, Mason."

艾倫贏了。我是 Mason

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

Ellen wins.

艾倫贏了

Thank you, Mason.

謝謝你，Mason

I appreciate that.

我很感激

Well, I think that's good advice.

嗯，我覺得那是個好的建議

I do have science on the show, Mason!

我的秀的確有科學，Mason！

Watch the show more, yeah.

多看一點秀啊！

We do have -- There's a few kid letters that we got.

我們有-- 這邊有一些孩子們寫的信

These are actual letters from kids

這些是孩子們實際上寫來的信

submitted to "Letters to Hillary."

寄到「給希拉蕊的信」

Right.

是的

And I'd like to read a few to you.

然後我想唸一小部份給你聽

Okay, good. I'd like that.

好的，不錯，我很樂意

This first one says, "Here's some friendly advice for you."

第一封寫說「我想給你一些友善的建議」

Oh, good.

哦，好

Advice number one, post less on Instagram.

建議一、少發一點 IG

200 posts in a month. That's a lot."

每個月兩百則發文，太多了

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

Who's that from?

是誰寫的？

It's anonymous.

這是匿名的

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

They're just giving you straight advice.

他們只是想給你直白的建議

-They don't want any... - Okay, good.

- 他們不想要任何的... - 好，不錯

Advice number two, they said, "Post more on Snapchat,"

建議二、他們說「多發一點 Snapchat」

which is very interesting.

這很有趣

They don't want Instagram. They want more on Snapchat.

他們不想要 IG，他們想要多一點 Snapchat

Okay.

好的

Advice number three says, "Cut your hair now...LOL.

建議三、寫說「現在去剪頭髮... LOL

Best hairstyles was when you were a senator

妳最好的髮型是 1994 年的 11 月

and in November 1994."

妳在當參議院議員的時候。」

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

This is a very sophisticated, mature child.

這是一個很老練、很成熟的孩子

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

How do they know all these facts? Yeah.

他們怎麼知道這些事的？

Oh, my gosh. That's what the Internet does.

我的老天，這就是網路的力量

I mean, they can look up pictures from 1994.

也就是說，他們可以查閱 1994 年的照片

I don't think this is the candidate....

我不認為候選人..

that you have to worry about hair.

應該擔心頭髮的事情

Yeah. Well, that's one of my constant themes.

是啊，不過，那是我常被討論的主題之一

(Laughs) Yeah, exactly.

(笑聲) 是的，的確

This one -- This is Abby. She signed this one.

這一封-- 來自 Abby，她有署名

She's 9 years old.

她今年九歲

She says, "Dear Hillary, I am 9 years old.

她說「親愛的希拉蕊，我今年九歲」

Hi. My name is Abby.

妳好，我叫做 Abby

I really want you to try your very best

我很希望妳能盡妳的全力

to try and become the President of the United States.

去試著成為美國的總統

Let Trump know

讓川普知道

that he's getting a letter from my cousin Hailey.

他會收到一封來自我表妹 Hailey 的信

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

We come from Oshkosh, Wisconsin."

我們來自威斯康辛州的奧什科甚

Yeah.

好欸

Go, Hailey! I like that a lot.

去吧 Hailey！這封真不錯

Hailey and Abby, yeah.

Hailey 和 Abby，好

Good.

棒

This last one is from Brijani Ellis, age 12.

這最後一封是來自 Brijani Ellis，12 歲

She said, "Dear Hillary Clinton, My name is Brijani Ellis.

她說「親愛的希拉蕊·柯林頓，我叫 Brijani Ellis

I would love for you to become president,

我會很高興讓你成為總統，

but there is a wall called Donald Trump trying to stop you.

但有一堵名為唐納·川普的牆試圖阻止妳

But no, us women will not stand for it.

但是，不，我們女人不會容忍他這樣做

It's our job to gear up and knock down this wall

這是我們的職責去加速、去衝破這道牆，

and show that women have a place in this world."

讓他知道女人在這個世界上是有地位的。」

Yay, Brijani!

好耶，Brijani！

Sincerely, Brijani Ellis.

真誠地，Brijani Ellis

And it says, "P.S. I'm 12, and I approve this message."

她還寫道「附註：我 12 歲，我批准這則訊息」

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

That's cute.

真可愛

Well, thank you so much for visiting us.

那麼，非常感謝妳前來參加我的秀

Best of luck.

祝你好運

Thank you.

謝謝

And please come back and see us.

也請妳再來上我的秀

I'd like that. Thank you very much.

我很樂意，非常謝謝你

Our guest is Hillary Clinton!

謝謝我們的嘉賓希拉蕊·柯林頓！