(Speaking in French)

【法語】 呃，我還是單身…

(Speaking in Cantonese)

【廣東】哈囉，大家好，我叫做 Jeffrey

(Speaking in Cantonese)

【廣東】我希望你們喜歡我拍的東西

What's up guys, it's Jeffrey. How's everybody doing?

嗨，你們好，我是 Jeffrey，你們大家好嗎？

I don't know if you know this about me but

我不確定你們知不知道

I am trilingual

我其實精通三語

Which means that I can speak fluently in 3 different languages

也就是說我可以流利地說三種語言

I can French, English, and Cantonese

我會說法語，英語和廣東話

But I mean its not a big deal , it's not like its something I would ever brag about

這沒什麼，這不是我會拿來炫耀的事情

You think you're all that? Look, I'm trilingual!

你覺得你很厲害嗎？我三語精通

Which means I can speak three different languages

我會說三種不同的語言

PSHH what can you do? You can't even speak one!

你呢？你能做什麼？你連一種語言都不會

Okay maybe sometimes.

好吧，也許偶爾會

I think the reason why is whenever I see somebody that can speak a different language that I don't know

這是因為每當我聽見某人說著我不懂的語言時

I feel it's pretty attractive

我會覺得他特別迷人

The other day I went to this Mexican restaurant

某一天，我去到一間墨西哥餐廳

and this waitress approached us and said some beautiful things

然後有一位漂亮的女服務生來到我們面前說了一些很美妙的話語

Buenos días, cómo está.

【西班牙語】早安！你好嗎？

Here's the menu for today! Would you like anything to drink?

這是今天的菜單，你要點些飲料嗎？

*In Awe*

*震懾中*

U...Uhhh... W..would you like anything to drink?

痾...你要點些飲料嗎？

H...HOLA!

【西班牙語】你好！

*weirded out*

*傻眼*

Don't judge me

別批判我

I uhh... *tiny laugh*

我...呃

Anyways, nowadays whenever I meet somebody new

最近每當我遇見新的朋友時

I try to let them know that I can speak different languages.

我都會試著讓他們知道其實我會說不同的語言

Just in case they think it's attractive

以防萬一，也許他們會覺得我很迷人

But it's not like I shove it in their face. I do it pretty subtlely though.

不過我並不是當面直接提起，而是輕輕地提起

I'm trilingual!

我精通三語！

Hi...

嗨

I.. I'm.. trilingual

(小聲) 我...精通三語

Kind of subtlety

輕描淡寫...某種程度上啦

Okay! Apart from trying to look attractive and smart

Ok，除了看起來迷人和聰明

being trilingual has its own advantage

精通三語也是有它自己的好處

Like I don't have to talk in people’s back anymore

比如說我不用在背後說別人的壞話

How much is that purse?

那個包包多少錢？

Oh, this purse right here is 100 dollars

這個包包是$100

100 dollars?

$100？

(Speaking French)

【法語】$100? 這麼貴

(Speaking French)

【法語】你要怎麼還房租？

(Speaking French)

【法語】對呀，那我應該買什麼生日禮物送我老媽？

Is it too expensive? I can understand French a little bit

是不是太貴了？我會一點點的法語

What? No no no, not at all. It's not. We can totally afford it

什麼？噢，不不不不會貴，我們買得起

(Speaking Cantonese)

【廣東】她明白法語耶，蠻吸引人的

(Speaking Cantonese)

【廣東】是啊，她也蠻漂亮的!

(Speaking Cantonese)

【廣東】但是那個包包始終還是太貴了

(Speaking Cantonese)

【廣東】不如走咯?【廣東】走吧走吧!

Okay bye bye!

Ok，掰掰！

Thank you...

謝謝...

Okay that maybe more impolite than nice but it's still an advantage though

好吧，那樣蠻無禮的...不過它也算是一種好處吧

However there is one thing that can get really annoying

但是有一件事蠻惱人的

Whenever I met somebody new that learns that I can speak French or Cantonese

每當有人知道我會說法語或是廣東話時

they ask me to say something in those languages

他們都會要求我用那些語言說一些話

Now I can understand the curiosity and I don't mind teaching new words.

我可以了解他們的好奇心我也不介意教他們新的詞彙。

I guess what can kinda get annoying is that every time I tell them just a random word

只是惱人的是每次我隨意教他們一個生詞的時候

they're not satisfied with the word I choose

他們並不滿意我選的詞彙

Say something in French!

說些法語！

Ugh alright. What do you want me to say?

你要我說什麼？

ANYTHING!

隨便！

Are you sure there's nothing you want to learn?

你確定你沒有想學的詞彙嗎？

I don't care just say whatever!

就隨意說些什麼吧！

Alright. Umh chien?

那好吧...【法語】狗

What does that mean?

那是什麼意思？

It means dog

狗狗....

Dog? Really? Of all the words you could have chose you chose dog?!

狗？認真？所有的單字裡面你選狗？

Like how is that even going to help me? How is that constructive to my life?

這對我有甚麼幫助？這對我人生有甚麼建設性？

Aww what's that?

喔，那個東西怎麼講？

Oh that's a chien

喔，那是 chien

You know how French?! The language of love, that is so hot!

你會講法文？愛的語言，有夠性感的！

I guess a little bit

可能有一點吧

Oh my Gosh! I've always wanted to learn French! KISS ME

天啊！我一直想要學法文！吻我

Haha YES

哈哈，來吧

Are you serious?

你們認真？

Just in case you were wondering why I can speak 3 languages

如果你在想為什麼我會說三種語言的話

is because my mom is from Madagascar, Africa and she can speak Cantonese and French

是因為我媽來自非洲馬達加斯加，會講廣東話和法文

My dad is from Hong Kong so he speaks English and Cantonese

我爸來自香港所以會講英文和廣東話

And I'm from Montreal, Canada where it speaks French and English

而我來自加拿大蒙特婁，這裡講法文和英文

And I speak Cantonese with my parents

我跟我父母講廣東話

One funny thing is my mom watches all my videos

好笑的是我的每個影片我媽都會看

but she doesn't understand a single thing in English but she still watches them

雖然他完全不懂英文，他還是每個影片都會看

*laughing*

*大笑中*

This one's really funny!

這個真的很好笑！

Really?! You understood this one?

真的？你看得懂這部影片？

Nope, I didn't understand anything

沒，我完全聽不懂

And it's at that moment that Jeffrey realized that he will never understand women

Jeffrey 就是在這一刻理解它永遠不會了解女人

I guess that's unconditional support?

我想這就是無條件的支持吧？

Speaking of support, I just want to say a big thank you to all of you guys

提到支持，我真的非常感謝你們

for helping this YouTube channel reach 100,000 subscribers

讓我的頻道達到十萬訂閱了

Its crazy to me that people all around the world

這對我來說太瘋狂了，全世界都有人

are spreading the word about my YouTube videos and support me

在分享我的頻道和支持我

So thank you so much! And because you are all around the world

太感謝你們了！也因為你們來自世界各地

leave me in the comments down below what language or languages do you speak

在底下留言你們會講那些語言吧

I'll see you guys next time.

下次見。

This is JeffreyFever and I'm pressing the record button! Now PEACE!

我是 JeffreyFever， 要停止錄影了！再見

Wow this guy can speak French, English, AND Cantonese?! He is so smart!

哇，這個人會說法文，英文，還有廣東話！？他好聰明喔！

Ha this video was technically over but i overheard what you said

技術上來說，影片已經結束了，可是我不小心聽到你的話

Wait

等等

Oh stop your too much, but I'll take it though

喔你真的太客氣了，但是我還是接受啦

Wut dah...

這是在搞三...

GUGH

哈