You speak English?

It's my night! *laughs*

Come on. Hey! Say something!

No!

*Audience gasps*

What? But why not? It's fantastic, come on.

Sprechen sie deutsch? (Do you speak german?)

Yes.

*Audience laughter*

Oh my god!

Now, listen. English?

Sí. (Yes.)

*Audience applauding*

Spanish.

Oui. (Yes.)

Français.

Okay...

*Audience laughter and applauding*

Hey, Wendy, listen to me.

You think I am stupid?

Yes.

*sigh*

*Audience laughter*

This is brilliant!

I want one!

So, well, you don't want to speak anymore?

No.

Okay.

And now?

Oh yes, I want!

*Audience laughter*

You know, you know how to sing?

No.

What?

Yes, yes, yes!

Okay.

*Audience laughter and applauding*

Well, we will listen to you?

Meow.

*Audience laughter*

It's "Bow Wow", Eh?

You understand?

Meow.

*Audience applauding*

Music please! We're going to sing something for you!

Alright? Okay.

Don't look at me, look at the audience! Like that.

♪ Feelings! ♪ Come on.

♪ Feelings! ♪

*Audience laughter*

♪ Nothing more... ♪

♪ Nothing... ♪

More.

♪ More! ♪

♪ Trying to forget... ♪

All together, okay?

No.

Please! Come on!

It's a pretty good talent!

Okay? All together.

♪ Feelings! ♪

Aye Yi!

*Audience laughter*

♪ Feelings. ♪

Oh my god!

*Audience cheering and applauding*

Hey!

Amazing!

What's her name?

Wend--

Wendy.

Try and listen when they're doing the act...

Well, I'm emotional.

He's emot- he's waited a long time for this moment.

For nine years, Simon has said, he wanted a dog that could meow, or.. sing.

And your dog did both those things.

I mean, you're making television history, here, with this.

Wow!

I don't know how she does that, how you taught her to do, but it was incredible.

Oh, thank you so much.

How does she know the words?

*Audience laughter*

She's very clever.

*Audience laughter*

It's an incredible act and one we are never going to forget, Marc; well done.

You're very (unintelligible).

Fantastic act, Marc; really something special.

'Right. David.

Well. This is a very easy: Yes!

It a yes from me...

It's a yes from me.

You've got... four big, fat yeses.

Ah that was amazing!

Congratulations!

That's was fantastic!

That was brilliant; well done!

Unbelievable.

How do you get a dog to do that?

Great, Marc.

Thank you so much.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you.

WE should thank you.

We found a dog, who sang and talked!

Well, we found a dog that could sing!

No we haven't yet.

I love that Simon's telling everyone.

Uh, Lauren are you sitting down?

Yes.

A dog, came in, and sang.

Well, it didn't

Oh my god. Are you serious?

I swear-- and meowed.

You was fantastic.

Yes; amazing.

*Dog laughing*

The dog can't actually meow.

It sa-