You okay? You've got something growing up here

有甚麼問題嗎？不記得你的名字？

This is where I'm sitting, so if you end up in the High Teens, you know where to find me

我的位置在19桌，你要是高中畢業了歡迎來找我

Today will not suck (sighs)

今天不會有事

Hi

你好

Hello, my God

我的主，你好

Hi, I'm Renzo

你好，我是倫澤

I have achieved puberty and I'm in a rock band

剛過了青春期，現在是大人

I'm Walter, I've also achieved puberty

我是華特，也是大人了

I'm Francie Millner's first nanny

我是法蘭米勒剛出生的保姆

I can smell the toilets from here, that's how well we know the bride and groom

從這裡可以聞到臭味，估計新娘和新郎在那裡休息

I'm Eloise, I got dumped by Francie's brother, the best man back there at Table 1

我是艾希絲，被法蘭的弟弟甩了， 就是坐在第一排的那位伴郎

Uhh, no kidding

不，太糟了

This is a great table, it's a great one

天啊，這桌，真是最特別的安排

No, it isn't

不，哪是

Yes

的確是

No, it isn't

不，沒有拉

We didn't think you'd be coming. You RSVP'd no, and then yes on an RSVP card that you barbequed

我們沒預料到你會來，寄給你的邀請函你燒掉了

After two years you break up with me over text

兩年後，你用簡訊跟我分手

{Shh}

以老闆的口吻說 ， ''希望你未來能好好工作“，啥鬼？

''Good luck with your future endeavours.'' Were you firing me? What the-

笑一個

PHOTOGRAPHER: Right here

能理解法蘭的母親，為什麼開了最後第19桌嗎？

Do you know what Francie's mother calls Table 19?

這桌是本來沒安排，又怕來的人太多，濫竽充數的桌數

The table that should have known to send regrets, but not before sending something nice off the registry

你說甚麼？

What?

這表示這桌，是別人不要的，我們才被安排一起

The table that could disappear in the middle of the wedding and no one would even notice

我們肯來，還被嫌棄了嗎？

We're the table of people they don't care about?

那還在這裡搞甚麼？

What the hell are we doing back here?

快打包回家吧

Let's go

假如，你今天到這，是有別的原因的

What if you came here for a different reason today?

假如，失去了卻找到更美好的東西？

What if you went away with something better?

你有沒有過，有那麼一天

\\ We could be beautiful \\

平凡的日子來得容易，在大家眼中不過如此， 卻難以捉摸？

Do you ever have that kind of day where

沒有過

the things that come so easy to everyone else just seem so, elusive?

是啊，我也沒有

\\ Say you'll never let me go \\

我想邀請你的手跟我一起跳舞

No

還有剩餘的身體部位

Yeah, me neither

你不可能如願

I come to you asking for Megan Ann's hand in this dance,

不過，你還是可以愚蠢地到別桌試試

and the rest of her body along with that hand

跟你跳舞很愉快

This is not gonna happen

我該如何讓他親我？

So you can just stand awkwardly in front of another table

它往往比你想像的容易發生

This is lovely, dancing with you

你們倆是羅密歐與朱麗葉， 希望你們跟他們能有相同的結局

How did I not just get kissed?

只要你站起來，給你100塊

It happens more often than you think

當然好啊

You are Romeo and Juliet and we all wish you the same happy ending

怎麼了？

\\ Say you'll never let me go \\

小姐

I will give you $20 if you stand up right now

你在這裡工作多久了？

Alright

Hmm

What?

Honey?

Oh

How long have you worked here?