So we are waiting in line at the Chibiusa cafe and the line is pretty short!

因為現在已經是五月底了

Because we are coming in like end of May.

我聽說在五月初的時候牌的超誇張。需要排幾個小時以上，所以......(嘆氣)

At the beginning of May, I heard that it was insane. It was like hours of wait so...

吃光所有的食物!!

EAT ALL THE FOOD!

他們是先給我們菜單好讓我們知道我們要吃什麼

So they give you the menu in advance and you have to pick out what you want to eat

接著他們會先幫你點餐，還挺聰明的～

And then they pre-order it for you which is like .. such a smart system.

你要吃哪個？

And then which one of these do you want?

我不知道，就選最月光仙子的那個吧

I don't know ~ whatever one is the most Sailor Moon-ish.

這些是所有的戰士，看你要選哪個

These are all the Scouts, you can pick one.

所以..... 水手天王星

[Martina] So there´s M... [Simon] Sailor Uranus

沒有水手天王星，她是外太陽系的戰士

There is no Sailor Uranus, she's in the Outer Scouts.

一定要有天王星的啊！

THERE NEEDS TO BE A SAILOR URANUS!

她是外太陽系的戰士！

SHE'S IN THE OUTER SCOUTS!

還有一件很棒的事情是，有時候有些商品已經賣完了，但你猜怎樣？

And what's awesome about this is that sometimes things are sold out. But guess what?!

今天沒有賣完～

It's not sold-out today ~

所以我們點了我們全部想要的東西

So we got everything that we wanted.

下一個是我們

[Sniffing excitedly]

然後Martina因為心臟病發死了!

Looks like we're up next.

在她坐下之前就死了

And then Martina dies of a heart attack!

冷靜一點，女人

Before she even sits down.

我很冷靜......我很冷靜...... 很好，很棒

[Cheerful Music]

我沒事！沒事！冷靜。沒事。我很冷靜～沒事！！！

Calm down, girl!

我很冷靜

I'm calm... I'm calm. It's fine ~ I'm Cool.

這沒什麼

I'M FINEEE. I'm fine, calm, cool. It's fine. I'm calm, cool. It's fineeee.

這只是一張桌子

I'm calm.

一張.....

It's cool.

用月光仙子的魔法做成的桌子

It's just a table...

沒事~~~

...made out of...

我們點了三杯喝的?

...the magic of Sailor Moon.

恩~

It's fineeee.

為什麼我們要點三杯喝的?

[weird sounds of exclamation]

你安靜，你說你會陪我來這裡

Do we get three drinks?

我想應該不難看出來我超餓的

Yeah ~

我覺得這裡最大的問題是

What do we need 3 drinks for?

我沒辦法吃任何的東西

You be quiet. You said you'd come with me!

因為Martina要拍幾百萬張的照片

Guess it's pretty obvious that I'm starving to death since...

然後我就只能一直餓~~~肚子

I think the biggest problem we have here at the Cafe is that

你點的又還沒來。你沒有資格抱怨

I'm never gonna be allowed to eat anything

那我可以喝我的飲料嗎？

because Martina is gonna take a million pictures.

我可以.....(Martina 在拍Simon飲料的照片)

And I'm just gonna starve.

我可以.....

Yours haven't even come out yet. There's no reason to complain yet Mister.

我可以吃嗎?

Can I drink my drink then?

有黃色的東西在上面

OK, can I...

什麼叫"黃色的東西" ？那是月亮

[Mumbling] Can I...err

這是什麼口味？

Can I eat?

吃起來像水手月亮

[Cheerful Background Music]

真假？！

Something yellow on top.

恩～

What do you mean "something yellow"? It's a moon.

我的咖哩，我可以吃，吃我的...咖哩...(Martina又開始拍照)

What flavor is it?

等一下

It taste like a Sailor Moon!

我要吃水手月亮的漢堡了

Reallyy?!

是粉紅色的，還有星形的薯塊

Uh~huh...Ummm

我沒辦法吃掉它

My curry...Can I eat, eat my...curry...

這是一個粉紅色的漢堡，我不知道要從哪裡下手

Just a second.

把它拿起來然後吃掉！

[Sad Music]

如果我拍的照片不夠多怎麼辦？

I'm gonna dig into my Sailor Moon burger

如果你不吃，我現在就把我的臉砸進這個漢堡裡

It's pink, and it comes with little star tater tots

我這輩子都不會原諒你

which I'm pretty sure I can never eat.

我要吃了！

This burger is pink. I don't know where to touch, Ducky!

親愛的？！ 幹嗎？

You could just pick it up and eat it!

雙倍的培根跟漢堡肉，萵苣，芥末醬，還有一顆荷包蛋在上面

What if I didn't take enough pictures?

麵包吃起來怎麼樣？

If you don't eat it, I'm just gonna mash my face into it.

是草莓口味的嗎？

[Manly Voice] I would never ever forgive you!

就只是一個麵包而已

Okay! Here I go!

恩～要吃一口嗎

Ducky?! What?

要

Double bacon, with a patty, lettuce, mustard and then a fried egg on top.

這其實並不難吃耶

What does the bun taste like?

我以為這吃起來會像ＸＸ

Is it a strawberry bun?

但說實話很好吃

Just a bun.

不覺得這是一個不可或缺的水手月亮漢堡嗎？

Uhm! Wanna grab a bite?

該死的！ 沒錯吧？

Yeah, I'm gonna bite.

這有很多肉

This actually doesn't suck.

恩～

It though it would just be like floral bull****

從現在開始我要所有的漢堡都是粉紅色的

but it's actually a really nice burger!

不可能發生！！

Isn't that like a really meaty burger, for Sailor Moon?

讓它成真！

Damn son! Right?!

不可能！ 答應我

That's a lot of meat!

這是我的小拇指

Uhmmm...

我點的這個咖哩有三種不同的醬汁

I want all my burgers to be pink from now on.

還有一些詭異的東西在上面

Not happening!!

那是酸黃瓜

Make it happen!

這些，親愛的，這些就是外太陽系的戰士

No! [Martina] Promise me.

他們是外太陽系的？

Here's my pinky.

沒錯！

[M] The choices, Ducky.

哪一個是水手天王星？

I got these curries, with rice and three different sauces on them

喔！

and some...other bizarre things on top of it.

嗯嗯嗯～～

That was a pickle.

這些都是品質很好的食物

These, Ducky, are the Outer Scouts.

為什麼我的咖哩裡有一顆櫻桃？

They are the Outer Scouts?

因為那是一個裝飾

Yess!

閉嘴＠＃＄＊＆

Which one is Sailor Uranus?

喔！你不應該那麼做

Oh Ducky!

你毀了你的咖哩

This is all high quality products!

這個吃起來想一個很便宜的生日蛋糕

Why do I have a cherry in my curry?

好吃嗎？

Because it's part of the decoration

這是辣味的椰汁綠咖哩，好吃！

[Manly Voice] Shut up and enjoy it!

這些很好吃！

Oh, you're not supposed to do that.

我知道～～～！！

Totally ruins the flavor of your curry.

我本來以為會很恐怖

It tastes like a cheap birthday cake now.

或是它們（食物）會讓我覺得很恐怖

Isn't that great?

水星仙子！

That's a spicy green coconut curry. Yummy!

看起來很漂亮，對吧？！

This is great!

我要喝了！

I knowww!

好好喝～

I was really expecting terror.

什麼味道？

Or terror to await us.

就像......

Sailor Mercury!

......

It looks really pretty, huh?!

補給飲料

OK, here I go!

再加點石灰(不確定這裡對不對)

It's so good.

我很喜歡，特別是這個蔓越莓

What does it taste like?

可能是蔓越莓的味道

Like...

喝喝看，寶貝

...

喔，這真是.....噁爆了

energy drink

水星仙子?噁心仙子!!!

rubbed in lime rinds.

這怎麼可以變成這種樣子

I really like it. Especially the additional cranberries.

你怎麼會讓自己變成這個樣子，水星仙子？

Maybe that's what I'm tasting.

現在來喝喝看Black Lady (黑暗淑女)

Well, Ducky...have some!

我喝之前，我必須告訴你月光仙子背後的故事

Oh, that's...wank!

不，我想你可以直接喝就好了

Sailor Mercury? Sailor Gross!!

不行！我一定要跟你分享

How did it get to be this way?

這其實是一間"Chibiusa's Cafe"

How did you like yourself go like this, Sailor Mercury?

她....這個粉紅色頭髮的小女生

And now, for the Black Lady.

當她沒辦法救她的媽媽後，

Before I do this, I must tell you the important history behind Sailor Moon.

她變得非常沮喪，接著有一個wiseman( 韋之文)出現並且將她洗腦

Nah, I think it's fine you can just drink it.

讓她認為是她讓她的家庭失敗了，並且沒有一個人在乎她

No! I'm totally gonna tell you about this.

所以她就變成了black lady(黑暗淑女)

So this cafe is actually Chibiusa's Cafe

所以粉紅色的地方就是當她還很小很天真的時候，

That's the one...the little girl right here with the pink hair.

然後你把.....wiseman給你的毒藥加進去後

But what happens is after she can't rescue her mom,

這杯飲料就變身了，變成black lady

she ends up being really upset and the Wise Man came up to her and then brainwashed her

不~小小兔!他在騙妳!

into thinking that she failed her family and her family hates her and no one cares about her.

現在還喝喝看小小兔的眼淚跟痛苦

And then she turned into... the Black Ladyyy!

喔!這喝起來像是巧克力口味的檸檬汽水!

So this is her pink, when she is young and innocent.

怎麼可能？我在網路上看到很多人不喜歡這杯飲料

And then you add the...poison from the Wise Man

因為他們點的是沒有酒精成分的，喝起來像糖漿一樣

And it changes the drink to be dark, like the Black Lady.

但是我們點的是有酒精成分的～

[Melancholic Music]

有酒精的喝起來好太多了各位~嗯！

Noo, Chibiusa, he's lying to you.

你毀了我的人生

Now to try the tears and pain of Chibiusa

我可能想錯了，可是這看起來很像玉米片

OH~ This tastes like chocolate lemonade!

我希望......我希望它不是

Is that even possible? I read online that a lot of people did not like this

喔，這是一個有史以來最可愛的甜點

because they got the non-alcoholic version and apparently it tastes like syrup

你可以承認它很可愛，它很可愛對吧？

but we got the alcoholic version because that's how we roll

賣相很好

and it's MUCH better with alcohol guys.

我有一個感覺就是從這裡到這裡吃起來會很像吉利丁

[Noisy talking]

可是看起來還不錯，有點像雪葩

You're ruining my life!

我要挖一點雪葩

I could be wrong but this looks a lot like nacho chips

有一顆星星在裡面！！！

I really hope...that it's not.

這是一個很棒的覆盆莓雪葩

Alright! Well, this is the cutest dessert ever!

刺激你的味蕾

You can admit that it's cute, right?

棒透了

It's pretty good-looking.. [Martina] It's pretty good-looking.

拜託你不要是玉米片

I have a feeling, that here to here, it tastes like nothing but clear gelatin.

嗯!!!

But this looks pretty good. It looks like a sorbet.

餡餅皮

I'm gonna, take a little bit of sorbet

耶!!耶!!

with a star in it!

寶貝！ 什麼？

That is a great raspberry sorbet!

這下面有讓你感到驚喜的脆片

Really tangy!

驚喜！！ 還有生奶油

Awesome.

挖進這個藍色把冰冰的地方隔開的這層

Please don't be a nacho!

嗯！

Pie crust.

裡面有一個起司蛋糕

YEAHHH! YEAHHH!

什麼鬼？

Ducky! [Simon] What?

然後這是藍莓口味的果凍

There're surprise crumble underneath this.

而且是少糖的果凍

[Gasp] Surprise crumble!! [Martina] with whipped cream.

我本來本懷疑這杯甜點，我以為會超噁心

Dug into the suspect-looking blue anti-freeze layer.

喔，你看這些脆片！ 是不是？

There're surprise cheesecake in here!!

讓人為之一亮的脆片！

WHAT?

這簡直太棒了！

And then it's blueberry Jell-O. [Simon] WHAT?

你要跟我道歉嗎？ 這有好多...... 還有跟懷疑Chibiusa Cafe道歉?

but it's like a really light-not-overly-sugared one.

這口味好多層次

I was really doubtful about this. I thought this would be disgusting.

你會給月光仙子幾顆米其林的星星?

Oh, look at all this crumble! [Martina] Right?!

我不會給米其林星星，我會給它米其林月亮～

Surprise crumble!

我也是這樣想！！！

This is absolutely fantastic!

寶貝貝貝貝貝！！

[Martina] Hey do you wanna say sorry to me... [Simon] There are so many... [Martina] and Chibiusa Cafe for doubting it?

Martina跟我要來吃這隻可憐的企鵝

So many layers of flavor here.

這是露娜!

How many Michelin stars would you give this Sailor Moon Cafe?

翻過來看，它看起來像什麼？

I wouldn't give her Michelin stars. I'd give her a Michelin Moon ~

露娜！

[gasp] I thought the same thinggg!

喔我的天啊！這看起來真的是一隻很哀傷的企鵝

Duckyyyyyyyyyyyy!

就是一隻哀傷的企鵝！

So Martina and I was going to eat the Sad Penguin.

我現在懂了 他是一隻很哀傷很哀傷的企鵝

It's Luna P!

他很難過 非常難過！

Turn upside-down, what does it look like?

把它毀掉！ 好....

Luna P!

是野黑莓口味!!! 什麼!

Oh my God! It's exactly a sad penguin.

什麼！ 這可不是什麼人工養殖的黑莓果

It's a sad penguin!

是野生的那種！

I can't unsee it now. [Simon] It's a sad, sad penguin.

(形容)是那種上廁所不關門，開車不繫上安全帶的那種～

He's so sadd! [Simon] So saddd!

這真的很好吃

[S] Break iiiitt [M] Okay..

是嗎？你有吃那一坨裡面的東西嗎？

It's wild backberry flavor! [S] What!

我不想要傷害她！

[M] What! [S] Not those domesticated blackberries.

好，那讓我吃吃看

[Both] those wild ones!

我幫你舀

The ones that pee without closing the seat and the ones that drive without the seatbelts on..

不，不，不！讓我舀！　我自己用！

Ducky, this is really good.

我覺得Martina對於吃這盤食物有很大的難度

Really? You actually tasted something in that little scoop that you had ?

你看，她對於這個食物簡直無法忘情

I don't want her to get damaged.

你到底要不要吃？還是你只要一直舀旁邊的東西？

Ok, let me try some.

我只是覺得......我太飽了！我在也吃不下任何東西了

I would scoop for you.

那就讓我戳她的臉然後把她吃掉！

No, no, no, let me scoop! I'll do it myself.

拿來！我要碰她！ 不，不要碰！

I have a feeling that Martina is having way to much difficulty eating this.

月光仙子出現在東京了，我的意思是，新東京． 但是看到月光仙子跟東京出現在同一個地方還真的很怪

You see, she's very emotionally-attached to her food.

很詭異

Are you ever gonna eat your actual thing or you're just gonna scoop around it the whole time ?!

冷靜，冷靜！

I just feel like...I'm sooo full! I can't eat anymore.

看起來好酷！

Well then let me just like stab it in the face and eat it!

好了，這真是美好的一天． 我相信Simon度過了充實的一天 喔沒錯

Come! I'm gonna touch it. [M] Don't...don't touch it..

好的，以一個吃很多的人來說，我認為Sailor Moon Cafe簡直棒透了

Sailor Moon takes place in Tokyo, but like, also Neo Tokyo, and so it was really weird to see Sailor Moon and Tokyo together in real life.

還可以啦...... 棒透了！！！

It's very bizarre.

舉例來說，那個水星仙子的飲料糟透了！徹徹底底地糟！！

Easy now girl! Easy!

還有展覽的地方，就算你不喜歡月光仙子，這裡的景觀還是很漂亮

That looks super cool.

我不太關心月光仙子，但是我認為這裡展覽的東西還蠻酷的

[Bright Background Music]

很漂亮對吧？我知道有很多人都沒辦法在有展覽的時間內來參觀

All in all, this was...an awesome day. I'm sure Simon had the time of his life. [S] Oh yeah~

你們有些人甚至沒辦法來日本，所以我要在店裡買一些好貨

[M] Yes. As somebody who eats a lot of food, I'm gonna have to say this Sailor Moon Cafe was absolutely perfect.

然後寄給某些人，這是你的～

[S] It was okay... [M] It was totally perfect!

如果你想得到這個小東西，就在下面的地方留言：

Uhm, for example, that Sailor Moon Mercury drink was the most awful thing ever! It was perfectly awful!

你最喜歡的是哪一個美少女戰士？或是哪一個角色？還有喜歡的原因？

Thus, keeping it in the perfect category. [S] Ah yess~

或者，點下面的連結到我們的部落格．我們會告訴你怎麼到這家店，還有這裡的消費金額，還有為什麼我麼喜歡美少女戰士

And the exhibit itself, even if you don't like Sailor Moon, honestly, the view here is fantastic.

這就是個完美的一天

I don't really care that much about Sailor Moon but I thought that all the exhibit stuff and the owner of it was really cool.

很完美的一天

Really pretty, right?! Now I know some of you guys won't be able to make it to the exhibit in time and

some of you won't be able to come to Japan at all. So I wanted to buy you some goodies from the gift shop

and send them out to somebody. This is your little goody bag.

If you'd like to win this little tiny goody pack, please let me know in the comment section below

Who is your favorite Sailor Scout, or Sailor character? And why~ ?

Otherwise, click on the link below for our blog post, in which we'd tell you how to get here, how much everything cost and why I like Sailor Moon so much.

It's just a really good day!!

Just a really good day.

[Music]