I thought that Korea was hot, and I was wrong. Japan is like

我本來覺得韓國很熱，但我錯了

- tropical rainforest, sweating from places... - This is humid and sticky...

日本是 －熱帶雨林，一路走一路熱 －非常的潮濕也非常的黏

you didn't want to sweat. Like, eyebrow sweat and back of the--

你絕對不會想要你的眉毛流汗，還有後面......

What did you just point to there?

你幹嘛亂指阿?

I said...

我的意思是......

- crotch... mama sweat - Mama (I think he meant Mata 股 which means crotch)

-褲檔，mama sweat -mama (意思應該是指屁股流汗)

Now, if I was over in Canada, I'd pop over to a convenient store and grab myself

如果我在加拿大的話，我會到便利超商

a Freezey!

然後買個冰來吃！

Back in the day, I only remember popsicles -- like, their name would be just the color.

以前我只記得冰棒，他們的顏色跟名稱是相對應的

- Purple, Orange, and Pink. That was it. - That's it.

譬如說紫色（葡萄），橘色（橘子），粉紅色（草莓）．就這麼簡單

But now I'm sure they probably have more -- I don't know what they have in Canada anymore.

但現在應該有更多口味了． 我不確定他們在加拿大是不是還有

But we're gonna show you some of the awesome stuff Japan has to offer.

我們今天要給你們看日本有的冰類

We're having the Choco Monaka now.

這是Choco Monaka

These things are pretty cool.

這些還蠻酷的

Oooo!

嗚~~~

Not that I've had them before! This is all new, so I can show you guys.

我之前沒有吃過，所以這是全新的，可以秀給你們看

Yes, Simon has never had this before without telling me.

沒錯，Simon從來沒有背著我吃過

ಠ __ ಠ

我從來沒吃過這個，你吃過？

I've never had this before! You've had this before?

沒有.....?

No...?

我們剛到日本的第一晚，因為你很餓出去吃東西狂歡，然後喝醉了

(ʘ ᗩ ʘ)

你在我們的小房間說你會買冰回來，結果你回來的時候

That one binge night when we first arrived in Japan and you went out drunk because you were hungry

你買了六盒的冰淇淋，吃掉了大半．留了一支給我

from our little tiny room and you said you'd go get us ice cream and you came back with like 6 containers of

我是有這麼做過

ice cream and you ate half of them and brought one for me!

我要把它撥開了

- *gasp* flashback - I did...

完美的剝成兩半．我必須老實說這看起來不太像能吃的東西

I'm gonna break this now, okay?

所以這是一個鬆餅冰淇淋裡面包著冰淇淋跟一片巧克力

Hi-ya!

一片巧克力包在中間

- Ooh - Ahh

其實這看起來很棒欸 準備好了嗎？

Perfect break in half. I'll be honest, this doesn't feel edible right now.

超熱的，我已經看到外面在融化了

So this is a wafer filled with chocolate-- filled with chocolate lining and then ice cream

我的頭髮都黏在我的汗上然後掉在我的臉上了，R.I.P 我的妝

with a chocolate slice in the middle.

準備好了嗎? 好了

- [M] This looks really good actually. - [S] Alright, ready to try it?

恩~

It's so hot right now, I can see the outsides of it starting to melt.

嗯嗯嗯!!!

My hair is sticking to all the sweat rolling off my face. Make-up R.I.P.

這就像是反過來的甜筒冰淇淋

- Ready? - Yeah.

沒錯

Mm.

很冰,很冰!!

Mmmm!

有事嗎?它的名字是"冰淇淋" 我牙齒好痛

This is like a reverse ice cream cone.

寶貝有敏感性牙齒

Oh yeah.

寶貝對所有東西都很敏感

It's cold. It's cold!

喔天啊 嗆到

- It's called ice cream... - It hurts my teeth!

被回嗆了

Ducky has sensitive teeth.

從現在開始我要一個人錄這支影片

Ducky has sensitive everything.

喔天啊這超冰的 Martina太嫩了，沒資格吃冰淇淋

- Aww man. - (cough) wrong tube!

我不適合生存在這個世界

(coughs) It's fighting back.

你需要一個可以吸的杯子嗎？（可以把冰吸起來）

I'm gonna be shooting this video by myself from now on.

要！每個人都需要！你不需要嗎？難道你想要把東西吐出來嗎？

- Oh my god that was so cold. - Martina is not mature enough to eat ice cream.

你常常打翻東西在你的電腦上，你才需要一個杯子！

I'm not built for this world.

我什麼時候打翻東西...... 我不是說你，我是說他們

Do you need a little sippy cup?

喔 你知道我在說誰

Yeah! Everyone needs a sippy cup! Why wouldn't you? Why would you want to spill things?

外面的鬆餅很棒，它們把裡面的冰淇淋吸收得很完美

You knock things over your computer all the time you should have a sippy cup.

喔超冰的！

- When do I ever knock things over... - I didn't mean you, I mean them.

這個適合日本夏天嗎？因為這整個都在融化滴到你身上

- Okay. - You know who I'm talking about.

這種吃法很棒

The wafers are nice and dry. They absorb the ice cream nicely.

你在吃的時候不會用的一團糟

Oh so cold!

我可能不應該這麼做

Was this perfect for Japanese summer? Because it keeps it from melting all over your body.

哇阿阿阿!!

- This right here... - This is like a nice compact way to eat.

咬起來很棒，這不像是你咬下去的時候就乾乾的斷掉

...maintains its integrity as you eat it.

有一種＂便利超商的便宜冰淇淋＂的感覺

Probably not supposed to do this...

有一種......"廉價感"

Whoaaa!

"廉價的感覺"

That's great. Such a satisfying chew to it. It's not like you bite into it and breaks off dry.

我還會再買一次這個

Cheap ice cream cone from the convenient store feeling!

很好吃 這個很棒

- It has that... - The cheapness

你知道每次我想要吃甜點的時候都會想到什麼嗎?

- ...cheapness quality. - is so high quality right now.

什麼?

Would buy this again.

豆子！

- This is great. - It's a great one.

我們今天要吃的是Azuki冰淇淋，Azuki就是甜的紅豆

[Simon] You know what I feel like whenever I want a dessert?

你是想說Azuki 還是Zuki，Zuko? Azuki

[Martina] Mm what do you feel like?

Azuki

Beans!

發音應該是Ah-zuki 還是A-zu-ki 或是Azu-ki?

So today we're having an Azuki little ice cream. So Azuki is those sweet red beans.

Azu-ki A-zuki

- Are you trying to say Azuki or Zuki like Zuko? - Azuki.

你把重音放在哪裡？

- Okay - Azuki.

我學到了一個很酷的東西，這個小小的標誌

Or is it Ah-zuki or A-ZU-ki or Azu-KI?

你在夏天時會全日本的各個地方看到，我原先不知道那是什麼意思

Azu-KI. A-zuki.

它的意思其實是刨冰。他們會把它吊起來，你就可以到那裡去吃刨冰

What emPHAsis do you put on what sylLAble?

我們現在要吃的是最低品質的刨冰

Well, I learned something really cool, which is this little tiny sign here --

我們來吃最低品質的－

you'll see them all over Japan now in the summer time and I didn't know what this sign was.

喔～ 喔！！

It's for shaved ice. So if they have it hanging down, you can go for shaved ice.

這看起來很棒

We're going for the lowest quality of shaved ice.

這看起來不是品質最好的

Let's get the lowest quality cheap--

這些是豆子（紅豆）

- Ooh. - Oohh baby.

你知道嗎？其實這是刨冰，只是看起來像煉乳，然後上面有豆子

Looks -- ♪ Aww baby, I like it raw ♪

吃吃看吧

[M] This looks pretty good!

他們一點都不差

[S] This does not look like the best quality stuff right here.

這比我預期得好多了

So these are really tiny little beans.

你就是想要它吃起來很糟

[M] You know what? It actually has shaved ice, and then it looks like condensed milk, and then, beans on top.

我想要做出它很糟的反應

Let's see how this is.

其實蠻好吃的，這個香草冰淇淋吃起來像是生奶油

They're not that bad at all.

這一層吃起來不像是冰淇淋

That's not as terrible as I was hoping for it to be.

這雖然不是最好吃的，但是以便利商店來說算是很棒的了！

"As you were hoping it to be."

很棒！ 天阿！

I wanted a really bad reaction out of this.

真的很棒 這是我目前最喜歡的

It's actually quite good. The vanilla ice cream that they have in there almost tastes like whipped cream.

還有這個紅豆跟韓國的紅豆吃起來味道不一樣

This layer here doesn't taste like ice cream.

如果你已經去過韓國了，然後你想說＂我已經吃過紅豆了＂

It's not the best one ever. For a convenient store, this is great!

記得來日本的時候也要試試看，它們吃起來不一樣

- Great! - Holy crap!

這甚至有點像是珍珠紅豆的感覺

- Really good! - This is my favorite one so far.

這真的是豆子

And the red beans taste different than the Korean red beans as well.

是豆子！

So if you go to Korea and you try it, you say "Well, I've had it before."

豆子～

Make sure you try it in Japan as well! They're different.

如果你來到日本，不要害怕嘗試紅豆的食物，它們超棒（外國人紅豆是吃鹹的）

It almost taste like a bubble tea bean, you can say.

你買了幾個這個？

That's definitely a bean ~

只有一個......

It's a bean!

為什麼你其它的都買兩個，這個卻只買一個？

BEAN ~

因為我想說我們可以分著吃

If you're coming to Japan, don't be afraid to try the red bean stuff 'cause this is great!

我為什麼要跟你分著吃？

How many more of these did you buy?

因為我愛你 因為你愛我

I only bought one...

我飽了 很好

Why would you buy 2 of other things but 1 of this?

我根本沒飽

I thought that we could share it.

下一個是一點都不誇張的冰淇淋

Why do I wanna share with you?

你可以吃冰淇淋讓你的身體變涼，你也可以用別的東西讓你的身體保持涼爽

- 'Cause I love you. - 'Cause you love me.

你會想＂我應該要怎麼幫它取名字？因為它還蠻冰的，可是有沒那麼冰＂

♪ Love is the --

有點像是＂涼爽＂

- I'm full. - Good.

這是一個裝在包裝裡的冰淇淋，你可以把它吸出來

I wasn't full!

吸～～～出來

[S] The next up has very modest advertising.

這是另一種不會讓冰淇淋融化在你身上的好方法

You can have ice cream that'll keep you cool. Or you can have something that can keep you cool-ish.

喔 喔耶

You're like "What should we name this? I mean it's pretty cool. But I mean it's not that cool."

喔耶～我們準備好了

It's kinda like [both] Coolish.

跟我想像中的味道不一樣

These are little ice creams in a bag that you suck out

這吃起來......

suck out suck out

很糟 很廉價的感覺

another great way of not getting ice cream melting all over your hands.

噁。吃起來像是草莓抗菌劑(盤尼西林)

♪ sexy food porn music ♪

這就是那種沒辦法使用牛奶就放水進去的冰淇淋

- Oh - Oh yeah.

然後裡面有一堆結晶，碎片

- Oh yeah, we're ready. - Aw yeah.

味道真的......白堊抗菌劑(盤尼西林)

Was not expecting that flavor.

你知道我之前在韓國有多討厭那些香蕉牛奶嗎?

That is some...

因為它們喝起來就像盤尼西林，但是我後來習慣了

- awful - cheap quality...

這些真的有那種殘留在你舌頭上的感覺，讓你覺得很像藥物

Augh. That taste like strawberry penicillin.

等等，搞不好這本來就應該是這種味道，因為它上面有刨冰的圖案

This is those ice creams that can't afford to put in enough milk so they fill it with water

或許它本來就是bingsu-lish(韓國的刨冰)

- and you get a whole bunch of ice crystals on the inside - ice shards

隨便啦。你就只是個便宜貨，你就是很冰又很噁心

But I mean this flavor... is chalky penicillin.

然後想說＂快點！假裝我們是刨冰＂

You know how I hated banana milk back in Korea?

喔～很酷。其實一點都不酷

Because it tasted like penicillin and I got over it.

這更像是＂我一點都不喜歡ish＂

This has that chalky coating on your tongue like you've had really awful medicine.

我們想不到更好的詞嗎？

Wait, maybe this is supposed to taste like that because it has like a shaved ice on it.

酷？或者也可以說是蠢？ (這裡開始出現大量自創詞)

Maybe this is supposed to be like bingsu-ish.

要是你買它你是很蠢不是很酷

Whatever. You're just cheap and you're trying to make your -- like this is so icey and disgusting.

如果你喜歡這個.....拜託.....

What should we do? And they're like "Quickly! Pretend that it's a shaved ice dessert."

喜歡這個的人應該是機器人(Toolish) (代概是指沒有味覺)

Whoa. Coolish. More like not cool at all.

你說這個很酷(Coolish)？應該是很餓(Ghoulish)才對

More like "I don't like it - ish"

是吧?

Can we not think of anything better?

因為這超難吃的，根本是餓死鬼在吃的

- Coolish more like... - This is more like FOOLISH.

......

Coolish. More like foolish if you buy it!

我覺得我們是被上面的水果騙了才買的

...If you like it... darn.

等等

The only people who eat these are TOOLish.

等一下，這是健康的冰嗎？

You call this Coolish? You should have called it Ghoulish!

不！我需要糖份！ 這是ＸＸ的冰

Eh?! :D

我需要修飾玉米油（食品添加物）！！

'Cause it's so bad. It's like a ghoul.

我覺得我們被騙了買五種水果。這應該是指我們買了五種水果才對

....

我們買的時候還說＂你看這多可愛！是橘子！＂

[M] Think we might have been tricked into buying just fruit.

這只是冷凍的橘子。 他們把橘子拿來冷凍

Wait a second...

這是ＸＸ。不要再騙我了，我要的是不健康的冰

[S] Wait a second! Is this healthy?!

我們要吃了嗎？這裡面有橘子皮

- [S] Nonono. I need sugar. - [M] This is some bull*sheep noise* right now.

你只要舔舔看 好

I need some modified corn oil.

好好吃！ 這好好吃！！

I think we got tricked into buying 5 fruits. I think it's literally we bought 5 fruits.

喔我的天阿！我現在是被騙來吃這麼好吃的東西嗎？

We almost bought something -- I was like "Look it! How cute! That ice cream looks like oranges!"

這就跟媽媽把花椰菜打碎變成菜泥加進你的馬芬裡面一樣

- It was just frozen oranges. - They took tangerines and froze them.

沒有人會知道

This is BS, stop trying to trick me. I want unhealthy...

喔耶～這很棒

How are we going to eat this? This has orange peel in it!

這個在這麼熱的天氣吃超清爽的

- You just gotta lick it. - Alright.

其他的冰 它們都比較多奶油的感覺 它們有很多奶味

- That's delicious. - That is delicious.

這個就只是很清爽又很好吃

Oh my god. Did I get tricked into eating something delicious?

你知道我們現在應該要做什麼嗎

This is what moms do when they're like "Just blend broccoli into puree and dump it into your muffin!"

我們應該要拿一杯紅酒，然後把這隻冰放進去，把它變成一杯桑格莉亞（一種調酒）

"No one will know."

恩～沒錯。這真的很棒 裡面有橘子，還有那是什麼？草莓˙

Aw yeah. This is lovely.

恩！

This is super refreshing on a hot day.

追加的冰～

- Those other ones. They were more cream based. - They were creamy.

我們現在就出發去找日本販賣機賣的冰淇淋

But this right here is just light and wonderful.

它們有八種甚至十七種口味

Son, you know what we should be doing right now?

我們去吃吃看 好～

We should have a glass of red wine and then you just dump this in it and mix it to make a magical Sangria on the go.

我現在很難專心，因為這裡到處都有泡泡

Mmm. Oh yeah. That's great. That's like orange. What is that? Strawberries.

泡泡！ 專注一點！

Mmm!

專注！ 好，好，我沒事

Bonus round!

你看它們一直想要騙我們買那些有水果的

I say we go hunting for the vending machine ice creams that they have in Japan.

這真是ＸＸ 誰要吃水果？

They have like 8 different flavors or 17 flavors.

喔～巧克力冰淇淋，這是薄荷的，你一定超討厭這個

- Let's see what those are like. - Okay.

好

♫

這個我們剛剛應該有吃了類似的 我們已經吃過那個了

[M] It's been very difficult for me to concentrate because there are bubbles everywhere.

橘子的呢？ 吃那個Ghana balls

- Bubbles!~ - Focus here, girl.

The Ghana balls (冰的名稱)

- Focus! - Okay, okay. I got this.

喔～你應該要感覺看看

Look at them constantly trying to trick us into fruit.

喔我的天阿！我們住在裡面吧！ 喔我的天～我們坐在這裡面吧

- This is BS - [S] Who wants fruit?

接下來的影片都把這個打開 沒錯

Ohh. Chocolate ice cream. This is mint, which means you're gonna totally hate it.

喔我的天阿！這簡直太涼爽了，太棒了

[S] Okay.

這部影片最大的挑戰就是要確保你的冰淇淋部會溶化

- This is just pretty much what we kinda just had. - [S] We've already had those.

是嗎？那我呢？我都融化了

- How about the orange one? - [S] Let's try the Ghana balls.

你融化以後還是一個寶寶

The Ghana balls.

你的

Ooohh. You should feel this.

謝謝

- Oh my god. Let's just live in this. - [S] Oh my god! Let's just sit here.

我的～裡面還有

- [S] Shoot the rest of our video with this open - Yeah.

它們是獨立包裝的 它們是獨立包裝的球嗎？

- [S] Ahh my god. It's so refreshing! - That is nice.

我猜是小的球？

[S] The biggest challenge in shooting a video like this is making sure your ice cream doesn't melt.

我沒想到裡面是這樣

Really? What about me? I'm melting.

我也是

You're melting as well into a big baby.

我們應該不要浪費在包裝上的

That's for you.

好冰！

Thank you.

恩～ 我連咬都沒辦法咬

That's for me. We have more.

記得要用吸的好嗎？這是巧克力球

- These are individually wrapped. - Are these individually wrapped balls?

吸這些大的巧克力球

Litlle balls. I guess?

好，這真的很冰。超級冰！ 寶貝～超級冰的～～

I didn't expect that.

如果它們不那麼冰應該會更好

I didn't expect that either.

超冰！

Let's not waste packaging or anything but...

我們來日本之前有吃過一樣的

So cold.

它們的名字是Pinos

- MMm - I can't even bite through it.

沒錯，而且它們還有附叉子，比這個好吃太多了

Make sure to suck on these balls okay? Big ol' chocolate ball.

它們吃起來就想你在Dairy Queen 或是麥當勞之類的店，它們當場做給你的

Suck on those big ol' chocolate balls.

這個吃起來很廉價

Okay it's really cold. Really really cold. Ducky, it's really cold ducky.

外面的巧克力甚至有點想是焦掉了

These would be a lot better if they weren't that cold.

而且吃起來也不像是黑巧克力，不好吃

It's really cold.

這個也有那種冰晶的味道，水味

You know, we had a different kind before in Japan.

另一種的奶油味也比較重。所以如果你要選擇Ghana巧克力球，

[S] Pinos, they were called.

跟Pino巧克力球，選Pino的

[M] Yeah. And they had a stabby fork that came with them. They tasted way better.

選Pino的 沒錯

They tasted like those ice creams that you get dipped when you're at Dairy Queen or McDonald's or something.

這就是這禮拜的吃貨特輯

These ones taste really cheap.

我們其實可以試更多冰淇淋的，但是Martina不試和熱的天氣

- Yeah. - Like the outside chocolate tastes like it's almost burnt.

她快掛了

And it's not even a dark chocolate taste. It just doesn't taste as good.

我們本來計畫要錄１２種冰淇淋的

This has that same kind of crystal in the ice cream over-watery flavor.

妳快死了 我快累死了各位

Well the other one is really creamy. So if you're gonna choose between Ghana chocolate balls and between

超熱的！！！

Pino chocolate balls, go for the Pino ones.