字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 And over here are the spontaneous musical number dioramas. The huh? Ooh, Danville is known for its spontaneous musical numbers. For instance... A lot of people know that the Tri-State Area Used to be a Bi-State Area with an Adjacent Area over there; What people don't know is that originally it was three distinct Single-State Areas, but people don't care. The founders of the Area were independent thinkers, Completely unaffected by bureaucratic hurdles And that's why the Capitol building was moved here from Sri Lanka On the backs of seven giant sea turtles. It's the history of an area, the Tri-State Area, Formed mostly from adobe and seaweed; If you've heard it different elsewhere, that's historical hysteria, So stop believing everything you read! Over here's a diorama of the first diorama Of Vincent Diorama, who lived right here! When I say "right here", I mean in this very room, 'Til we moved him to a studio apartment last year. It's the history of an area, the Tri-State Area, Don't mean to cause a ruckus or a fuss; It's the birthplace of the onion and the Danville cafeteria, And home of Bigfoot's hairless cousin, us! It's the history of an area, the Tri-State Area, Where planet Venus holds some office space; Try to think of someplace better, well I double-dog-dare ya, But if you can't, then get out of my face! It's the history of the Tri-State Area! (History of the Tri-State Area!) (Area!) And now, step this way for the history of the history of accounting.