of the HBO show everyone's been waiting for.

Oh, no.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, n-- It's just I heard the voice,

and I thought it was about me,

because we've been off for three months.

Okay, well, five years, John. How 'bout that?

-Okay? Yeah. -Five years?

How's that?

-Oh, John. -You like it?

-What do you do for five years? -Oh, its--

I mean, what-- what do you filling your day with

-for five years? -It doesn't even matter.

I don't even wanna hear about it.

No, you don't wanna hear about it, you'll kill yourself.

-Yeah. -You'll kill yourself.

ANNOUNCER: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

We've been away for three months which is still a long time,

Larry.

ANNOUNCER: Returns Sunday, February 12th on HBO.

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