>> [LAUGH]

（笑）

>> You were so proud until no one else raised their hand.

你為此感到超級驕傲直到你發現沒有任何人舉手

You were like, yeah, no.

你就像是，「是我！...痾不」

All right. So I think people were just bashful because they're married.

好啦，我想人們可能在結婚之後變得比較閉俗

I don't know.

我不知道啦

I saw an article that could help you in your search for a deep, meaningful hookup.

我找到一篇文章或許它能幫你物色對象

They released a list of jobs that get the most right swipes.

它列出了最多人會向右滑的職業（Tinder 看到照片向右滑代表喜歡、有興趣）

They surveyed both men and women.

針對兩性皆有調查

And here's the list right here.

這就是那張表

The number 1 job is Pilot.

第一個職業是飛行員

That's what they like.

這當然是他們喜歡的啊

Which makes sense because they're great communicators.

完全行得通，因為他們很會溝通

They'll let you know when they're coming in for a landing.

當他們要降落時他們一定會讓你知道（此為黃色笑話）

>> [LAUGH]

（大笑）

[APPLAUSE]

（鼓掌）

>> And this is interesting for both men and women, Founder/Entrepreneur is number 2, very highly ranked.

有趣的是，創業家/企業家同時為男性和女性第二喜歡的職業，非常非常受歡迎

I don't know if you know this,

我不知道你是否知道

entrepreneur is a French word for unemployed.

entrepreneur 這個字在法文的意思是「失業」

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's a tip.

（大笑）教你一個小撇步好了

Before you go out with one of these people, ask them what they founded.

在你和這樣的人去約會之前，先問問他們創了什麼業

Because otherwise you're gonna founded out they sell candy out of their parents' basement or something.

如果你不這麼做，可能最後會發現他們其實只是在父母樓下賣糖果之類的

Another job that made the list, college student which, college student.

另外榜上有名的是大學生

There it is, number 6 for women.

在那邊，在女生排名中為第 6

It's good until you find out he's 62, and then-

是不錯啦，當你發現他其實是 62 歲前。然後我比較想知道

>> How is college student a job?

大學生到底是哪門子職業？

It is the only job where your salary is negative $30,000 a year.

這是唯一一個你一年賺負三萬美元的工作吧

It seems like men are just looking for women who are gonna take care of them,

看起來男人都在尋找會照顧他們的女人

there's nurses, and there's doctors, and there's dental hygienists.

榜上有護士、醫生還有牙齒美容師

Number 16 was picker upper of socks.

第 16 名是幫你撿襪子的褓姆

I'm glad TV personality is ranked high

我很慶幸電視名人的排名很高

because there's a TV personality on my show who is single,

因為我的節目中有個電視名人單身

it's our production assistant, Ari.

我們的製作助理 Ari

Everybody knows Ari, and-

每個人都知道 Ari

>> [APPLAUSE] >> He sells stuff in the Ellen shop.

（歡呼）他在艾倫商店賣東西

So technically, he's an entrepreneur.

所以實際上他應該算是個企業家

>> [LAUGH] >> And we are still trying to find him a date.

（大笑）而我們一直都在幫他找女朋友

He's single.

他單身

So, if there is anybody out there and you're interested please let me know.

所以，如果有任何人對他有興趣的請讓我知道

In the meantime, I am very happy that I have someone.

同時，我很開心至少我有另一半了

Good luck, everybody.

祝大家好運

It seems like a nightmare out there.

看起來現實很殘酷

So whoever has somebody, let's just dance and celebrate it.

所以那些已經不愁對象的人，讓我們來跳舞慶祝吧