Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now.

Please welcome terrance and phillip.

- Yea ! - [ studio audience booing ]

Hello, conan. Hello, brooke shields.

Guys, some people claim that your canadian humor is nothing but immature fart jokes.

That's not true. Take this classic canadian joke, for instance.

[ clears throat ] excuse me, terrance. Yes, phillip ?

[ poot ]

- [ cackling ] - gosh-darn it !

- Good one, phillip. Cheers ! - Cheers, fuck-face.

Guys, you can't say that on tv.

Now terrance smells like my ass !

I farted once on the set of blue lagoon !

So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in america ?

A lot of organizations here want you arrested for destroying children.

- They'd have to find us first. - You're right. Now !

[ soldiers shouting ]

Terrance and phillip,

Mothers against canada is placing you under citizen's arrest !

Mom ? Dude, what the hell's going on ?

We have a court order for your arrest !

- Phillip, we've been ambushed ! - Here you go, conan.

This little scrotum-sucker deceived us.

- You are a bad man ! - Don't listen to them, conan.

You loved our movie, conan. We watched it together.

Remember ? You laughed !

What have I done ?

[ screaming ]

[ car alarm wailing ]

[ click ] [ alarm stops ]

Holy crap ! Did you see that ? They arrested terrance and phillip !