Name: 澳洲人想問美國人的十個問題！ (10 Questions Australians Have For The U.S.)
Uploaded: 2017-05-18T02:34:58.000Z
Duration: 2 min 53 s

- Why are you guys so obsessed with Ranch dressing?

你們為什麼對沙拉醬那麼著迷？ （Ranch 是沙拉醬品牌）

- Pizza does not need to be dripped in Ranch.

Why does all of your money look exactly the same?

為什麼你們的錢看起來都一樣？

- Change it up a little, add some color, a little flair.

改變一下吧，加一些顏色，一些味道

- It's like a big joke to fool people when they're drunk

錢長得一樣就是像在對喝醉酒的人開玩笑

誰發明一分錢硬幣的？為什麼？

- We got rid of them a million years ago.

I don't even remember one cent and two cent coins.

我甚至不記得一分錢和兩分錢硬幣

It couldn't have cost one cent. You're losing money.

不可能要一分錢吧，這樣你賠錢

他們都隨便亂丟，地上到處都是

- You gotta tell me, why is your cheese orange?

你們必須告訴我，你們的起司為什麼是橘色的？

- Seriously, my mom stared at the cheese for like a week.

真的，我媽盯著那塊起司大概一星期

它吃起來像放在罐子裡的起司！

你們的酒為什麼份量都那麼誇張的大？

- But yet not a car with a cup holder big enough for it.

但是沒有一輛車的杯架夠大放得下

- Why do you all think that we drink Foster's?

你們怎麼都覺得我們喝福斯特？

我們有他X的VB，老兄，我們有XXXX（讀 four x）

- Why don't you just add sales tax to the price tag?

你們為什麼不直接把銷售稅標在價錢標籤上？

- Why don't you just add the sales tax to the price tag?

- In Australia we have a Goods and Services Tax,

I don't wanna know that, I wanna know the real price.

我不想知道那個，我想知道實際價格

- Your non-metric system, whatever you use--

你們的非公制單位，不管你們用的是甚麼...

- I do not understand why you guys do not

- If you want to make math easier, go metric.

如果你們想讓數學變簡單，用公制

- And zero is freezing, 'cause that makes sense.

I just, I guess I'm just a little confused by it.

我只是，我猜我只是有點被它搞糊塗了

I went to the Midwest and I went to Walmart,

no one had weapons that could dispense, like,

沒人的武器可以發射，比如說，

They were muskets that took like ten minutes to load.

- Next to the condoms and the tampons, there's beer.

在保險套和棉條旁邊，就放著酒

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澳洲人想問美國人的十個問題！ (10 Questions Australians Have For The U.S.)

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