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  • >> LELE PONS: Welcome back to this year's Academy Awards.

  • This award is dedicated to the most romantic movies of the century.

  • Here are our nominees.

  • Grease

  • >> MARCUS JOHNS: You guys don't want to hear the horny details now, do you?

  • [GUYS CHEERING]

  • >> GIRLS: Tell us! Tell us!

  • >> ALISSA VIOLET: He was so romantic!

  • [GIRLS AWEING]

  • >> MARCUS JOHNS: She was nasty!

  • [GUYS OOHING]

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: How's he like?

  • >> ALISSA VIOLET: He's so cute!

  • [GIRLS AWEING]

  • >> MARCUS JOHNS: Big melons!

  • [GUYS CHEERING]

  • >> ALISSA VIOLET: We held hands!

  • [GIRLS AWEING]

  • >> RAY DIAZ: But did you smash?

  • >> MARCUS JOHNS: I'm not saying no!

  • [GUYS CHEERING]

  • >> LELE PONS: Excuse me? Are you guys students?

  • >> GUYS: Yeah...

  • >> LELE PONS: He looks a little too old to be a student.

  • >> MARCUS JOHNS: He failed a couple grades.

  • >> RAY DIAZ: Yeah.

  • >> LELE PONS: I'm gonna call the cops.

  • >> MARCUS JOHNS: Let's go boys! Come on! Go, go, go!

  • Run boys!

  • Run!

  • >> ALISSA VIOLET: That looks like Danny.

  • >> LELE PONS: The Notebook

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: Why didn't you text me? Why?

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: I texted you! I texted you every day for one day!

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: You texted me?

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: It wasn't over for me!

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: Wait.

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: It still isn't!

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: I'm not just gonna make out with you.

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: I built you a house.

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: That's a really nice house.

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yeah. Yeah.

  • Maria?

  • Romeo and Juliet

  • >> TEALA: Romeo, oh Romeo.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm right here [BLEEP].

  • >> TEALA: Wherefore out thou Romeo?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Excuse me? Juliet?

  • >> TEALA: Deny thy father.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Are you even speaking English?

  • >> TEALA: And refuse thy name.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [BLEEP] language is this?

  • >> TEALA: Is someone there?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Finally! Holy [BLEEP]. Yes. Hi.

  • >> TEALA: Will thy come up and visit me?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Who the [BLEEP] do you think I am? Spiderman?

  • >> TEALA: Oh please Romeo! Find a way. >> RUDY MANCUSO: Oh my God.

  • >> TEALA: Oh here! Use my extensions.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [BLEEP] you think this is? Rapunzel?

  • >> TEALA: Just try!

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: What is this yoga?

  • >> TEALA: Are you kidding me?

  • That's it! You've missed your chance.

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: You know what? This is [BLEEP]! You know how many girls I could be with right now?

  • >> TEALA: I don’t need you! I got Peter Pan on his way right now. >> RUDY MANCUSO: I could be with Cinderella! I could be with Snow White! I could be with Sleeping Beauty!

  • >> TEALA: That’s why you can’t climb up here Romeo. >> RUDY MANCUSO: I could be with so many people! I don’t have to put up with this [BLEEP].

  • >> TEALA: I don’t have time for your nonsense!

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: [BLEEP] you!

  • >> TEALA: Peace!

  • >> LELE PONS: Twilight

  • >> MANON MATTEWS: But why can't you just turn me?

  • >> JAKE PAUL: It's not that simple.

  • >> MANON MATTES: Just bite me!

  • >> JAKE PAUL: I'm trying to protect you

  • >> MANON MATTHEWS: From what?

  • >> JAKE PAUL: From me.

  • >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Don't do it Bella.

  • >> JAKE PAUL: Oh, this guy again! Come on.

  • >> MANON MATTHEWS: Jacob!

  • >> JAKE PAUL: Not now Jacob.

  • >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Come at me bro!

  • >> JAKE PAUL: Just choose someone!

  • >> MANON MATTHEWS: I don't, I don't know.

  • >> JAKE PAUL: I can make you immortal.

  • >> ANWAR JIBAWI: I got abs.

  • >> JAKE PAUL: I'm cold.

  • >> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm warm.

  • >> JAKE PAUL: I'm shiny!

  • >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Well can you do this?

  • >> MANON MATTHEWS: Yeah, I'm just gonna go with you.

  • >> LELE PONS: And Titanic.

  • >> LELE PONS: Hello Jack.

  • >> LELE PONS: Jack! >> KING BACH: Oh [BLEEP]!

  • >> LELE PONS: I changed my mind.

  • >> KING BACH: It's about time.

  • >> LELE PONS: They said you'd- >> KING BACH: Shut up! Put that on!

  • >> KING BACH: Come on. Take my hand.

  • No. Not to get in, to help me out.

  • Alright, we gonna go on the top.

  • >> LELE PONS: Alright.

  • >> KING BACH: Alright. Let's do this date.

  • Close your eyes. Do you trust me?

  • >> LELE PONS: I trust you.

  • >> KING BACH: [BLEEP] yeah. Make sure you keep trusting me.

  • Put your hands up!

  • Alright, now keep going up to the front of the ship.

  • Keep going. I'll tell you when to stop.

  • >> KING BACH: Alright, keep going. [LELE SCREAMING]

  • [KING BACH SCREAMING]

  • >> LELE PONS: You [BLEEP]!

  • >> KING BACH: I'm not dying this time [BLEEP].

  • >> LELE PONS: Jack!

  • And the winner is...

  • [DRUM ROLL]

  • The Notebook!

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yes!

  • [CHRISTIAN CHEERING]

  • That's what I'm talking about baby!

  • [BLEEP] you. [BLEEP] you. And [BLEEP] you.

  • I won this [BLEEP]. Fair and square

  • >> AMANDA CERNY: We won it together.

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yeah! We'd like to thank the producers and directors-

  • >> LELE PONS: I must apologize...

  • the winners are Twilight.

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSS: NO!

  • >> LELE PONS: Have a good night!

  • >> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Oh [BLEEP].

  • [EXIT MUSIC]

>> LELE PONS: Welcome back to this year's Academy Awards.

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