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>> LELE PONS: Welcome back to this year's Academy Awards.
This award is dedicated to the most romantic movies of the century.
Here are our nominees.
Grease
>> MARCUS JOHNS: You guys don't want to hear the horny details now, do you?
[GUYS CHEERING]
>> GIRLS: Tell us! Tell us!
>> ALISSA VIOLET: He was so romantic!
[GIRLS AWEING]
>> MARCUS JOHNS: She was nasty!
[GUYS OOHING]
>> AMANDA CERNY: How's he like?
>> ALISSA VIOLET: He's so cute!
[GIRLS AWEING]
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Big melons!
[GUYS CHEERING]
>> ALISSA VIOLET: We held hands!
[GIRLS AWEING]
>> RAY DIAZ: But did you smash?
>> MARCUS JOHNS: I'm not saying no!
[GUYS CHEERING]
>> LELE PONS: Excuse me? Are you guys students?
>> GUYS: Yeah...
>> LELE PONS: He looks a little too old to be a student.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: He failed a couple grades.
>> RAY DIAZ: Yeah.
>> LELE PONS: I'm gonna call the cops.
>> MARCUS JOHNS: Let's go boys! Come on! Go, go, go!
Run boys!
Run!
>> ALISSA VIOLET: That looks like Danny.
>> LELE PONS: The Notebook
>> AMANDA CERNY: Why didn't you text me? Why?
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: I texted you! I texted you every day for one day!
>> AMANDA CERNY: You texted me?
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: It wasn't over for me!
>> AMANDA CERNY: Wait.
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: It still isn't!
>> AMANDA CERNY: I'm not just gonna make out with you.
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: I built you a house.
>> AMANDA CERNY: That's a really nice house.
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yeah. Yeah.
Maria?
Romeo and Juliet
>> TEALA: Romeo, oh Romeo.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: I'm right here [BLEEP].
>> TEALA: Wherefore out thou Romeo?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Excuse me? Juliet?
>> TEALA: Deny thy father.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Are you even speaking English?
>> TEALA: And refuse thy name.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [BLEEP] language is this?
>> TEALA: Is someone there?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Finally! Holy [BLEEP]. Yes. Hi.
>> TEALA: Will thy come up and visit me?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Who the [BLEEP] do you think I am? Spiderman?
>> TEALA: Oh please Romeo! Find a way. >> RUDY MANCUSO: Oh my God.
>> TEALA: Oh here! Use my extensions.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What the [BLEEP] you think this is? Rapunzel?
>> TEALA: Just try!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: What is this yoga?
>> TEALA: Are you kidding me?
That's it! You've missed your chance.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: You know what? This is [BLEEP]! You know how many girls I could be with right now?
>> TEALA: I don’t need you! I got Peter Pan on his way right now. >> RUDY MANCUSO: I could be with Cinderella! I could be with Snow White! I could be with Sleeping Beauty!
>> TEALA: That’s why you can’t climb up here Romeo. >> RUDY MANCUSO: I could be with so many people! I don’t have to put up with this [BLEEP].
>> TEALA: I don’t have time for your nonsense!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: [BLEEP] you!
>> TEALA: Peace!
>> LELE PONS: Twilight
>> MANON MATTEWS: But why can't you just turn me?
>> JAKE PAUL: It's not that simple.
>> MANON MATTES: Just bite me!
>> JAKE PAUL: I'm trying to protect you
>> MANON MATTHEWS: From what?
>> JAKE PAUL: From me.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Don't do it Bella.
>> JAKE PAUL: Oh, this guy again! Come on.
>> MANON MATTHEWS: Jacob!
>> JAKE PAUL: Not now Jacob.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Come at me bro!
>> JAKE PAUL: Just choose someone!
>> MANON MATTHEWS: I don't, I don't know.
>> JAKE PAUL: I can make you immortal.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I got abs.
>> JAKE PAUL: I'm cold.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I'm warm.
>> JAKE PAUL: I'm shiny!
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Well can you do this?
>> MANON MATTHEWS: Yeah, I'm just gonna go with you.
>> LELE PONS: And Titanic.
>> LELE PONS: Hello Jack.
>> LELE PONS: Jack! >> KING BACH: Oh [BLEEP]!
>> LELE PONS: I changed my mind.
>> KING BACH: It's about time.
>> LELE PONS: They said you'd- >> KING BACH: Shut up! Put that on!
>> KING BACH: Come on. Take my hand.
No. Not to get in, to help me out.
Alright, we gonna go on the top.
>> LELE PONS: Alright.
>> KING BACH: Alright. Let's do this date.
Close your eyes. Do you trust me?
>> LELE PONS: I trust you.
>> KING BACH: [BLEEP] yeah. Make sure you keep trusting me.
Put your hands up!
Alright, now keep going up to the front of the ship.
Keep going. I'll tell you when to stop.
>> KING BACH: Alright, keep going. [LELE SCREAMING]
[KING BACH SCREAMING]
>> LELE PONS: You [BLEEP]!
>> KING BACH: I'm not dying this time [BLEEP].
>> LELE PONS: Jack!
And the winner is...
[DRUM ROLL]
The Notebook!
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yes!
[CHRISTIAN CHEERING]
That's what I'm talking about baby!
[BLEEP] you. [BLEEP] you. And [BLEEP] you.
I won this [BLEEP]. Fair and square
>> AMANDA CERNY: We won it together.
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Yeah! We'd like to thank the producers and directors-
>> LELE PONS: I must apologize...
the winners are Twilight.
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSS: NO!
>> LELE PONS: Have a good night!
>> CHRISTIAN DELGROSSO: Oh [BLEEP].
[EXIT MUSIC]