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  • Hi, guys.

    你們好

  • This is Norman Luboff.

    我是諾曼-盧博夫

  • Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

    請不要觀看這段視頻,裡面有非常難聽的話。

  • Ronnie's a very bad person.

    羅尼是個非常壞的人。

  • Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

    我說過這是諾曼-盧博夫嗎?

  • Did you buy my album?

    你買了我的專輯嗎?

  • It's really good.

    真的很不錯。

  • Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

    做一些好的鄉村節目,一些真正好的、健康的節目。

  • So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

    所以,如果你很容易被羅尼冒犯,或者如果你喜歡製造 "我 "和 "我 "之間的矛盾,就不要觀看這段視頻。

  • comments about how Ronnie's rude.

    評論羅尼如何粗魯。

  • Instead, buy my record.

    不如買我的唱片吧。

  • It's really good,

    真的很不錯、

  • and I'm really cool.

    我真的很酷

  • Hey, guess what, Norman?

    嘿,你猜怎麼著,諾曼?

  • So this guy's really old, he's...

    這傢伙真的老了,他...

  • This was made...

    這是...

  • Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

    諾曼-盧博夫先生是史上最偉大的合唱團團長

  • This is actually made...

    這實際上是由...

  • I can't find a date.

    我找不到日期。

  • I'll find a date on this guy.

    我會給這傢伙找個伴的

  • So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

    這傢伙真的很老了 他不想讓我教你壞東西

  • If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

    如果你不想聽壞事,如果你不想聽壞事、

  • if you don't want to learn about sex,

    如果你不想學習性知識、

  • or if you're a child and your momma and daddy don't want

    或者如果你是一個孩子,而你的爸爸媽媽不想

  • you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

    請立即關閉。

  • Are you still with me, then?

    那你還和我在一起嗎?

  • Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

    諾曼-盧博夫(Norman Luboff)在 60 年代很受歡迎,我猜他可能學過 ABC:

  • A is for apple, B is for...

    A 代表蘋果,B 代表...

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

    我要教你們另一種 ABC。

  • This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

    這是與羅尼的淫穢ABC:"與羅尼做愛"

  • If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

    如果你想看更多羅尼的性愛視頻,我為你準備了另一段視頻,但這段視頻是

  • the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

    與羅尼的性愛 ABC。

  • A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

    A 代表 "anus"(肛門),意思是 "屁眼",也就是屁股的一部分。

  • B is for "boner" and "chubby".

    B 代表 "boner "和 "chubby"。

  • "Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

    "Boner "和 "chubby "表示你的小弟弟硬了。

  • "Dickhead" has two meanings.

    "蠢貨 "有兩種含義。

  • One, it means the top of your penis.

    第一,它指的是你的陰莖頂部。

  • The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

    我們使用 "dickhead "的另一種情況是某人不友善。

  • You can say: "You're a dickhead."

    你可以說"你是個白痴"

  • You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

    你基本上是在告訴對方,他們是陰莖的頂端。

  • So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

    所以,"勃起"、"勃起 "和 "胖乎乎 "都是一個意思。

  • "Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

    "面部護理 "可不是你媽媽去美容院做的。

  • A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

    面射 "是指你堅硬的勃起射精或有精子射出,並流過

  • somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

    "勃起 "是指堅硬的雞巴、

  • "facial" is jizz on the face.

    "面部 "是指臉上有 "精液"。

  • "Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

    "光榮洞 "是指任何能讓你把老二插進去的地方。

  • It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

    如果你看過那部電影,它可能是個派。

  • H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

    H 代表 "hard-on",也就是勃起的意思。

  • I is for "it".

    I 代表 "它"。

  • When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

    當你不想說,但又想做的時候,你可以說:

  • "Do you want to do it?"

    "你想做嗎?"

  • And "it" just means sex.

    而 "它 "只是指性。

  • "Jizz" we've already been through.

    "Jizz "我們已經經歷過了。

  • "Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

    "打飛機 "是你非常孤獨時一個人做的事情。

  • K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

    K是 "knocked up "的意思,也是一部電影。

  • K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

    K 意味著你讓那個女孩懷孕了,或者你自己也懷孕了。

  • A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

    著陸條 "是指女孩或男孩的陰毛,也就是剃光或剪掉的陰毛。

  • so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

    所以這就像一架飛機,而你的小弟弟正降落在跑道上。

  • M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

    M 是 "muff "的縮寫,意思是頭髮無處不在。

  • N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

    N 代表 "釘子",但不是這種釘子。

  • N is a verb and it means to have sex.

    N 是動詞,意思是做愛。

  • "Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

    "老式 "是一種甜甜圈,但也意味著擼管、

  • which is the same as jerk off.

    這和 jerk off(打飛機)是一個意思。

  • "Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

    "豬肉"、"搗"、"戳 "和 "犁 "也是動詞,意思是做愛。

  • Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

    和羅尼做愛,你明白嗎?

  • Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

    Q 代表 "quickie",意思是快速完成。

  • R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

    R 代表 "rack",也就是胸部。

  • S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

    S 代表 "得分",哈,你剛剛得分了,這意味著你做愛了。

  • "Tap that ass"

    "輕拍屁股"

  • just means to have sex, doesn't it?

    就是做愛的意思,不是嗎?

  • "Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

    "Upskirt "代表 "你",這意味著你...

  • The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

    拍攝角度是在未經女孩允許的情況下從她的裙子往上拍攝的。

  • Ladies, be careful.

    女士們,小心點。

  • V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

    V 代表 "vag. jj",也稱陰道。

  • W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

    W 代表 "威士忌小弟弟",意思是你喝了太多威士忌,以至於再也無法

  • get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

    勃起、變胖、勃起或硬起來。

  • It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

    可以是任何一種酒,但 "威士忌雞巴 "用 W。"XXX "表示 X 級。

  • "Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

    "王 "是雞巴的意思,也是姓氏。

  • So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

    所以,當有人姓王,比如薇拉-王--

  • [laughs]

    [笑]

  • -god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

    天啊,真有趣,你叫維拉-迪克。

  • Love it.

    我喜歡

  • "Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

    "黃熱病",對我來說有點種族歧視,但它的意思是一個人,通常是指那些

  • really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

    真的喜歡亞洲女孩或喜歡亞洲男孩的女人。

  • Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

    顯然,亞洲人一下子都黃了,所以 "亞洲熱 "意味著你真的

  • like Asian people.

    喜歡亞洲人。

  • "Zeppelins".

    "齊柏林飛艇

  • You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

    你們知道齊柏林飛艇嗎?那是個樂隊

  • "Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

    "Zeppelins"(齊柏林飛艇)指的是女孩有大胸部或漂亮的胸部。

  • We can't forget the number "69".

    我們不能忘記 "69 "這個數字。

  • You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

    如果你不知道那是什麼,那你就有家庭作業了。

  • Check it out later.

    稍後再看。

  • Adios.

    再見

  • I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

    我的美妙韻律犯了一個錯誤。

  • I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

    我告訴過你關於光榮洞和時代的謊言。

  • A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

    "光榮洞 "比你想象的還要激烈。

  • A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

    "光榮洞 "通常位於浴室隔間內,男人會把老二插在那裡

  • in a hole in the wall.

    在牆上的一個洞裡。

  • Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

    有時,洞的盡頭會有一張嘴、

  • sometimes there's an anus.

    有時還有肛門。

  • So the next time you're going to the toilet,

    所以,下次上廁所時、

  • watch out for the hole.

    小心洞口

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