This is Norman Luboff.

我是諾曼-盧博夫

Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

請不要觀看這段視頻，裡面有非常難聽的話。

Ronnie's a very bad person.

羅尼是個非常壞的人。

Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

我說過這是諾曼-盧博夫嗎？

Did you buy my album?

你買了我的專輯嗎？

It's really good.

真的很不錯。

Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

做一些好的鄉村節目，一些真正好的、健康的節目。

So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

所以，如果你很容易被羅尼冒犯，或者如果你喜歡製造 "我 "和 "我 "之間的矛盾，就不要觀看這段視頻。

comments about how Ronnie's rude.

評論羅尼如何粗魯。

Instead, buy my record.

不如買我的唱片吧。

It's really good,

真的很不錯、

and I'm really cool.

我真的很酷

Hey, guess what, Norman?

嘿，你猜怎麼著，諾曼？

So this guy's really old, he's...

這傢伙真的老了，他...

This was made...

這是...

Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

諾曼-盧博夫先生是史上最偉大的合唱團團長

This is actually made...

這實際上是由...

I can't find a date.

我找不到日期。

I'll find a date on this guy.

我會給這傢伙找個伴的

So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

這傢伙真的很老了 他不想讓我教你壞東西

If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

如果你不想聽壞事，如果你不想聽壞事、

if you don't want to learn about sex,

如果你不想學習性知識、

or if you're a child and your momma and daddy don't want

或者如果你是一個孩子，而你的爸爸媽媽不想

you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

請立即關閉。

Are you still with me, then?

那你還和我在一起嗎？

Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

諾曼-盧博夫（Norman Luboff）在 60 年代很受歡迎，我猜他可能學過 ABC：

A is for apple, B is for...

A 代表蘋果，B 代表...

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

我要教你們另一種 ABC。

This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

這是與羅尼的淫穢ABC："與羅尼做愛"

If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

如果你想看更多羅尼的性愛視頻，我為你準備了另一段視頻，但這段視頻是

the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

與羅尼的性愛 ABC。

A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

A 代表 "anus"（肛門），意思是 "屁眼"，也就是屁股的一部分。

B is for "boner" and "chubby".

B 代表 "boner "和 "chubby"。

"Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

"Boner "和 "chubby "表示你的小弟弟硬了。

"Dickhead" has two meanings.

"蠢貨 "有兩種含義。

One, it means the top of your penis.

第一，它指的是你的陰莖頂部。

The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

我們使用 "dickhead "的另一種情況是某人不友善。

You can say: "You're a dickhead."

你可以說"你是個白痴"

You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

你基本上是在告訴對方，他們是陰莖的頂端。

So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

所以，"勃起"、"勃起 "和 "胖乎乎 "都是一個意思。

"Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

"面部護理 "可不是你媽媽去美容院做的。

A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

面射 "是指你堅硬的勃起射精或有精子射出，並流過

somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

"勃起 "是指堅硬的雞巴、

"facial" is jizz on the face.

"面部 "是指臉上有 "精液"。

"Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

"光榮洞 "是指任何能讓你把老二插進去的地方。

It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

如果你看過那部電影，它可能是個派。

H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

H 代表 "hard-on"，也就是勃起的意思。

I is for "it".

I 代表 "它"。

When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

當你不想說，但又想做的時候，你可以說：

"Do you want to do it?"

"你想做嗎？"

And "it" just means sex.

而 "它 "只是指性。

"Jizz" we've already been through.

"Jizz "我們已經經歷過了。

"Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

"打飛機 "是你非常孤獨時一個人做的事情。

K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

K是 "knocked up "的意思，也是一部電影。

K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

K 意味著你讓那個女孩懷孕了，或者你自己也懷孕了。

A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

著陸條 "是指女孩或男孩的陰毛，也就是剃光或剪掉的陰毛。

so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

所以這就像一架飛機，而你的小弟弟正降落在跑道上。

M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

M 是 "muff "的縮寫，意思是頭髮無處不在。

N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

N 代表 "釘子"，但不是這種釘子。

N is a verb and it means to have sex.

N 是動詞，意思是做愛。

"Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

"老式 "是一種甜甜圈，但也意味著擼管、

which is the same as jerk off.

這和 jerk off（打飛機）是一個意思。

"Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

"豬肉"、"搗"、"戳 "和 "犁 "也是動詞，意思是做愛。

Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

和羅尼做愛，你明白嗎？

Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

Q 代表 "quickie"，意思是快速完成。

R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

R 代表 "rack"，也就是胸部。

S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

S 代表 "得分"，哈，你剛剛得分了，這意味著你做愛了。

"Tap that ass"

"輕拍屁股"

just means to have sex, doesn't it?

就是做愛的意思，不是嗎？

"Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

"Upskirt "代表 "你"，這意味著你...

The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

拍攝角度是在未經女孩允許的情況下從她的裙子往上拍攝的。

Ladies, be careful.

女士們，小心點。

V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

V 代表 "vag. jj"，也稱陰道。

W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

W 代表 "威士忌小弟弟"，意思是你喝了太多威士忌，以至於再也無法

get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

勃起、變胖、勃起或硬起來。

It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

可以是任何一種酒，但 "威士忌雞巴 "用 W。"XXX "表示 X 級。

"Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

"王 "是雞巴的意思，也是姓氏。

So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

所以，當有人姓王，比如薇拉-王--

[laughs]

[笑]

-god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

天啊，真有趣，你叫維拉-迪克。

Love it.

我喜歡

"Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

"黃熱病"，對我來說有點種族歧視，但它的意思是一個人，通常是指那些

really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

真的喜歡亞洲女孩或喜歡亞洲男孩的女人。

Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

顯然，亞洲人一下子都黃了，所以 "亞洲熱 "意味著你真的

like Asian people.

喜歡亞洲人。

"Zeppelins".

"齊柏林飛艇

You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

你們知道齊柏林飛艇嗎？那是個樂隊

"Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

"Zeppelins"（齊柏林飛艇）指的是女孩有大胸部或漂亮的胸部。

We can't forget the number "69".

我們不能忘記 "69 "這個數字。

You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

如果你不知道那是什麼，那你就有家庭作業了。

Check it out later.

稍後再看。

Adios.

再見

I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

我的美妙韻律犯了一個錯誤。

I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

我告訴過你關於光榮洞和時代的謊言。

A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

"光榮洞 "比你想象的還要激烈。

A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

"光榮洞 "通常位於浴室隔間內，男人會把老二插在那裡

in a hole in the wall.

在牆上的一個洞裡。

Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

有時，洞的盡頭會有一張嘴、

sometimes there's an anus.

有時還有肛門。

So the next time you're going to the toilet,

所以，下次上廁所時、

watch out for the hole.

小心洞口