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  • Hi, guys.

    嗨,你們好。

  • This is Norman Luboff.

    這位是 Norman Luboff。

  • Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

    請不要看這個影片,裡頭有些很糟糕的詞。

  • Ronnie's a very bad person.

    Ronnie 真的是很糟糕。

  • Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

    我剛有提到這位是 Norman Luboff 嗎?

  • Did you buy my album?

    你有買我手上這張專輯嗎?

  • It's really good.

    它真的很好聽。

  • Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

    做出了一些很棒的鄉村音樂,一些真的很好、很健康的音樂。

  • So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

    所以,別看這支影片,如果你很容易被Ronnie冒犯到,或是如果你喜歡

  • comments about how Ronnie's rude.

    批評Ronnie有多下流。

  • Instead, buy my record.

    改成買我這張專輯。

  • It's really good,

    它真的很優。

  • and I'm really cool.

    而我真的很酷。

  • Hey, guess what, Norman?

    嘿,你知道嗎,關於這位 Norman?

  • So this guy's really old, he's...

    這傢伙真的很老了,他是...

  • This was made...

    這專輯是製作於...

  • Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

    讓我們來瞧瞧,這位 Norman Luboff 先生,他有史上最優的合唱團。

  • This is actually made...

    這張實際上製作於...

  • I can't find a date.

    我找不到個日期。

  • I'll find a date on this guy.

    我會再去找出這傢伙相關時間細節。

  • So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

    總之他很老了,然後他不希望我教你一些下流的東西。

  • If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

    要是你不想聽到糟糕的話題,要是你不想聽壞壞的事情,

  • if you don't want to learn about sex,

    要是你不想學跟性有關的,

  • or if you're a child and your momma and daddy don't want

    或者要是你是小孩,而你媽跟你爸不希望

  • you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

    你學到跟性有關的,拜託,現在就關掉吧。

  • Are you still with me, then?

    那麼,你還在收看嗎?

  • Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

    Norman Luboff,我想是在60年代很受歡迎,或許他小時候曾這樣學字母表:

  • A is for apple, B is for...

    A 是 apple 的 A,B 是...

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

    現在我要教你一種很不一樣的字母表。

  • This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

    現在是跟 Ronnie 一起學色色字母表: "Ronnie 談性"

  • If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

    如果你想看更多"Ronnie 談性",我還有另一支影片讓你觀賞,不過這次是

  • the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

    跟著 Ronnie 一起學愛愛字母表。

  • A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

    字母A是"anus"(肛門),就是屁眼,你屁股那邊。

  • B is for "boner" and "chubby".

    B是"boner"(勃起),再來是C的"chubby"(又肥又粗)

  • "Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

    "Boner"跟"chubby"意思是你的陰莖很硬。

  • "Dickhead" has two meanings.

    "Dickhead"有兩個意思。

  • One, it means the top of your penis.

    一個是指你的龜頭。

  • The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

    另一個使用"dickhead"的方式是如果某人很差勁時。

  • You can say: "You're a dickhead."

    你可以說: "You're a dickhead." (你真是討厭鬼。)

  • You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

    你基本上是在跟對方說他們是龜頭。

  • So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

    所以,"erection(勃起)"、"boner"跟"chubby"意思都一樣。

  • "Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

    "Facial(臉的)"可不是你媽在美容店會得到的那種服務。

  • A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

    "Facial"是當你的硬屌射了或是說精液射出來,然後噴得

  • somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

    某人滿臉,整個臉滿是"jizz(精液)",也就是J的代表。"Erection"就是硬屌。

  • "facial" is jizz on the face.

    "facial"就是噴在臉上的精液

  • "Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

    G的"Glory hole"(尋歡洞)指的是任何你可以把屌插入的東西。

  • It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

    那個東西可以是個派,如果你看過那部電影的話。

  • H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

    H代表"hard-on"(勃起),又是指勃起的陰莖。

  • I is for "it".

    I是"it"(它;那檔事)。

  • When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

    當你不想談論那個,但你想做那個,你可以說:

  • "Do you want to do it?"

    "你想做那個那個嗎?"

  • And "it" just means sex.

    "it(那個)"就是指做愛啦。

  • "Jizz" we've already been through.

    "jizz"我們已經談過了。

  • "Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

    "Jerk off"(打手槍)是你非常寂寞難耐時靠自己來的那檔事。

  • K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

    K是"knocked up"(懷孕),也是一部電影"好孕臨門"。

  • K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

    意思是你把那女孩肚子搞大了或是你自己懷孕了。

  • A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

    L的"landing strip"(機場跑道)是男孩子或女孩子的陰毛,指有剃過或修剪過,

  • so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

    因此就像是架飛機,你的屌就降落在這個跑道

  • M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

    M表示"muff"(毛茸茸的暖手筒),指女生下面毛茸茸。

  • N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

    N是"nail",不過不是指甲這種nail。

  • N is a verb and it means to have sex.

    N是一個動詞,意思是做愛。

  • "Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

    "Old fashioned"(守舊的;老套的)指甜甜圈,不過也指打手槍。

  • which is the same as jerk off.

    跟jerk off一樣。

  • "Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

    "Pork"(與~性交), "pound"(搗碎), "poke(戳)", and "plow(開路)"也是動詞,意思都是做愛。

  • Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

    與Ronnie談性,你瞭了嗎?

  • Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

    Q是"quickie",就是快速解決。

  • R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

    R是"rack"(豐滿的胸部),又稱為boobs(胸部)。

  • S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

    S指"score"(得分),哈,你得了分就是指你跟對方做愛了。

  • "Tap that ass"

    T的"Tap that ass"(啪啪啪)

  • just means to have sex, doesn't it?

    就是做愛,不是嗎?

  • "Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

    "Upskirt"是U的代表字,意思是你...

  • The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

    在沒經女孩子許可下,相機角度從下往上朝她裙底偷拍。

  • Ladies, be careful.

    女士們,要小心。

  • V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

    V是"vag. jj"(妹妹),也稱為vagina(陰道)。

  • W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

    W代表"whiskey dick"(威士忌屌),就是你喝了太多威士忌,導致你再也

  • get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

    硬不起來。

  • It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

    它可以是任何酒類,只是"whiskey dick"開頭剛好是W。X的"XXX"指成人電影。

  • "Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

    W的"Wang"就是屌,同時也是個姓氏。

  • So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

    因此,當有人名字是Wang,像是Vera Wang(王薇拉)。

  • [laughs]

    [笑聲]

  • -god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

    天啊,好好笑,你叫Vera Dick(屌薇拉)。

  • Love it.

    我愛。

  • "Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

    Y是"Yellow fever"(黃熱病),對我來說這就有點種族歧視,不過它意思是說一個人,通常是男性,

  • really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

    他很喜歡亞洲的女孩子,或是一個喜歡亞洲男孩的女人。

  • Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

    似乎,所有亞洲人突然間都是黃皮膚的了,所以"Asian fever"(亞熱病)意思是你真的

  • like Asian people.

    很喜歡亞洲人。

  • "Zeppelins".

    Z的"Zeppelins"(樂團名: 齊柏林飛船)。

  • You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

    你們知道Led Zeppelin嗎? 它是個樂團。

  • "Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

    "Zeppelins"指那個女孩子有大胸部或很讚的奶子。

  • We can't forget the number "69".

    我們絕不可能忘記數字"69"的含意。

  • You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

    如果你不知道那是甚麼,你有功課要做了。

  • Check it out later.

    待會去查一下吧。

  • Adios.

    再見。

  • I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

    我的超讚押韻詞剛剛有個地方有錯。

  • I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

    關於G的"glory holes(尋歡洞)",我剛撒了個謊。

  • A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

    "glory hole"比你想像的還要激情。

  • A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

    "glory hole"這種洞通常是在廁所間,一個男的會把他的屌插入

  • in a hole in the wall.

    牆壁上的一個洞。

  • Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

    有時候牆壁另一端會有一張嘴巴,

  • sometimes there's an anus.

    有時候有屁眼。

  • So the next time you're going to the toilet,

    所以下次你要去廁所時,

  • watch out for the hole.

    注意一下那個洞。

Hi, guys.

嗨,你們好。

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